How to be like Cynte from Endoparasitic

This guide will show you how to be the main character Cynte from Endoparasitic.

Step 1: Get your legs and left arm ripped off

Step 2: Die

Realistically you can't lose that much blood and expect to live.

[retro]

WRONG

if u use medical bandages and prostetic limbs and brain c@ncer u can become cynte if he had prostetic limbs

[retro]

i used alot of medical bandages and prostetic limbs. i now have alot of talent in my right arm. also i got braincancer but it was quickly removed

[xX_edgemuntmasterlowtaper12_xX]

instructions unclear, I am now able to wield and fire a shotgun one-handed and reload a crossbow one-handed. Help.

[Krychur]

I followed the instructions and got stranded on Mars. help.

[Little Dublin]

i did this in a past life lol

[Jwinters11]

WRONG

you see if i inject myself with a syringe 776 times in 12 seconds thats filled with a strange green liquid that looks like the common representation of acid and iron my wounds then yes i can possibly live

[beans]

where is the parasite part and injecting 20 vaccines a day

[NikotheOneshot]

you also forgot about the part where you have to be a self absorbed narc and be quick to blame others for things you couldn't possibly know (seriously he didn't do it cynte) (oh you also have to be one of the greatest scientific minds of the century)

[MrDooperson]

You forgot to also have parasites in you while you get your limbs torn off. (Idk where it came from, i guess he got infected while they took his limbs off)

[Riciboy21]

Step 1.5: Commit War Crimes On a Space Station