Rise of Babel 999 Taunt List

Expand the in game taunts from 100 to 999! Included in this guide is a list of all 999 taunts.

Install Guide

• Download (Pick any one of these; they are just copies in case one of them goes down): 1[www.filedropper.com] 2[www31.zippyshare.com] 3[turbobit.net] 4[www.solidfiles.com] 5[gofile.io] 6[download.gg] 7[tusfiles.com] 8[1fichier.com] 9[bayfiles.com] 10[anonfiles.com] 11[usersdrive.com] 12[clicknupload.cc] 13[megaup.net] 14[mixdrop.co] 15[uptobox.com] 16[dailyuploads.net] 17[www.file-upload.com] 18[www.upload.ee] 19[drop.download] 20[files.im]
  
• Run the installer. It will auto detect your steam install directory. Launch and enjoy!

Taunts Pt. 1

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Maybe.
4. I need Food.
5. I need Timber.
6. I need Metal.
7. I need Wealth.
8. I need Oil.
9. I need Knowledge.
10. Do you need resources?

11. Little help here...
12. This noob's rushing me.
13. Build more troops.
14. Build a wonder.
15. Work on your economy.
16. Work on your air force.
17. Work on your navy.
18. Wait for my signal to attack.
19. Attack!
20. Let's get 'em.

21. Guard my artillery.
22. Move troops here.
23. Grab some territory.
24. Gonna boom.
25. Gonna rush.
26. Wanna ally?
27. Wanna make peace?
28. Of course you know, this means war...
29. Pay up or die.
30. Prepare to be crushed.

31. Who shall we attack?
32. When shall we attack?
33. Where's the enemy?
34. They've got air power.
35. Ships ahoy!
36. I spy a spy.
37. Rare resources for the taking.
38. The city is going down.
39. Check out the timer.
40. Let's set up shop.

41. Wanna bet?
42. It's on.
43. Was that supposed to hurt?
44. Have you fixed your little problem?
45. Good luck with that.
46. Let me know how that works out for you.
47. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
48. Classy.
49. Play the tutorials, noob.
50. Wake me up when you're done.

51. Get outta my face.
52. Leave me alone.
53. 'Cause you need that.
54. Is it over yet?
55. Do your parents know you're up this late?
56. You okay over there?
57. And stay out!
58. Bwa ha ha ha ha!
59. Have fun stormin the castle.
60. Random! Random!

61. RanDOM! RanDOM!
62. Let the game begin.
63. Dude, we know who you're going to take. Just pick 'em and get on with it.
64. "Which part of ""Click in"" didn't you understand?"
65. What's the holdup?
66. Ahhh.
67. Unh Unh Unh.
68. Ohhh.
69. Ughhhhhhhh.
70. Unh!

71. We're doomed!
72. Wanna give up?
73. Victory is mine!
74. Oww! My eye!
75. Not in the face! Not in the face!
76. Coming.
77. Be right there.
78. On my way.
79. I'm trying to send some help.
80. Gotcha covered.

81. Check.
82. It shall be done.
83. Let me get right on that.
84. Sweet.
85. You da man.
86. That's what I'm talking about.
87. Consider it taken care of.
88. Sounds like a plan.
89. Groovy.
90. Red

91. Blue
92. Purple
93. Green
94. Yellow
95. Light Blue
96. White
97. Orange
98. Aaaaagh! The Humanity!
99. Let me get that for you.
100. They keep on rising!

101. *Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song*
102. Haha!
103. *Bomb*
104. Chicken!
105. *Western Sound*
106. Better Clear out!
107. Aww Man
108. AWW Crap
109. Lost Lead
110. Taken Lead

111. Tied For Lead, Better get going
112. Your attempts are futile
113. Cheating Basterd
114. Stop Whining
115. Who's your daddy?
116. Excellent
117. Shut up fool!
118. I don’t think so
119. Start the game already!
120. I am weak

121. I just got some satisfaction
122. Zero Tolerance
123. Oh Yeah
124. I am so high
125. Why is everybody riding me today?
126. You're goin' down!
127. Well now you'll gonna get it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That's right, you and me, right now, we're havin' it out ! Let's go ! C'mon ! C'mon !
128. Right on!
129. I'm being attacked!
130. Sucks to be you

131. Hello... baby
132. Hehe! Good-looking
133. Goooooood Morning Vietnam!
134. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground lair
135. Master, Master, We have a visitor...
136. Welcome my brother.
137. Welcome back my friend!
138. All Hail for da King #ICON60
139. So, how’re you doing?
140. Shall we play a game?

141. Someone here? Hello? Is everyone on a break???
142. What are your waiting for? Christmas?
143. Everybody online?? Looking good!
144. Oh joy! What a beautiful day #ICON54
145. Welcome to the internet my friend, How can I help you???
146. So you are a user…fascinating!
147. Oh, Oh... We got a moron here...
148. Newbie!
149. Let's see, what you're made of!!!
150. I show you, a function or two...

151. Shut Up!!!
152. FSF Remember the force will be with you... Always!
153. Attack them now!!!
154. I'm in position...
155. We're being watched... (by scout and/or spies)
156. You clumsy poop! Why did you do that for???
157. Sir!, Yes!, Sir!
158. Laughing Out Loud!
159. I start my attack! Back me up when needed... I don't like a 2vs1
160. Rock & Roll!!! I attack all who dare to face me #ICON55

161. You can run, but you can't hide from me...I know all the shortcuts #ICON55
162. Before this is over, you Will kneel and bow before me, begging to spare your live...
163. Feel the corruption...
164. He! I'm in your town!
165. I think, I like this city, We're taking this place...
166. Resigned?!? Sorry, I only meant to wound you...
167. #ICON55 You die too easily #ICON55
168. See You In Hell.
169. Damn I'm Good!!!
170. Yeh, man that team sucked... It was too easy!!!

171. Couldn't let you have all the glory...
172. Am I a stinker???
173. Remind me to kill you later!! Well… Let's do it now…
174. Here They Come… Fire!!!
175. Leave Me Alone!
176. Will evil never rest?!?
177. I'll teach you to come near to my cities, I eat people like you for breakfast!!!
178. Help, I need somebody... Help, I need just not anybody… Help, I need someone... HELP!!!
179. Help me if you can… And I do appreciate when your around...
180. Help me to get my feet back on the ground... Would you please, please help me???

181. I cant take it anymore...
182. THANK YOU! My friend.
183. Now go away #ICON57 or I shall taunt you a second time...
184. They are coming to take me away...#ICON61
185. We Surrender...Move a little closer.
186. I hate you!
187. I will leave you now... but you wont defeat me...
188. Goodnight stupid.
189. I regret to announce, this is the end! I am going now... I bid you all, a very fond farewell...
190. G'night ladies...Goodnight Sir!

191. ♥♥♥♥... This game is laggy...#ICON58
192. "Please all turn off other programs running in the background. Especially chatting programs (icq,msn,aim); download(program)s and mp3's playing in the background... please!"
193. It's GameSpy again...
194. Man... This taunt-pack sucks...
195. Woooo... holdup script no permission no admission...READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASE!!!
196. You address those bugs in the next patch???
197. There can be only one Master #ICON55... IN THIS CASE: _FSF_[NL]Fedomar!!!
198. There can be only one Master!
199. Hmmm unprocessed Fish Sticks...
200. The Fish Stick Foundation!

201. Indeed you are powerful.
202. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?!
203. Of course, how selfish of me... let's do all the things that you wanna do.
204. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
205. Excuseeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
206. Somebody call 911!
207. We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious!
208. My Precious!
209. My Precious!!!
210. Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?!?

211. I didn't think it was physically possible that this both sucks and blows.
212. Oh no! Oh no! Oho oh no! No! No! No! No! Nooo!
213. Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would now, so good, so good, I've got you!
214. Is it possible for you to STFU for ten seconds?
215. La-hew... Za-her.
216. All-righty then!
217. Bad ol' putty cat !
218. Prepare yourself for destruction!!!
219. I think I just... yeah... I just had an idea.
220. This is awesome... We're going to be like "pow-pow-pow" and they going to be like "arrghhhh"

221. Why does this keep happening to me?!
222. Pitiful human!!!
223. Oh no! How could my razor-sharp intellect betray me?
224. I am mighty!
225. It is time for me to bend over and receive my destiny.
226. You'd need three promotions to get to be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
227. Disappointed!!!
228. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!
229. Your ass is mine.
230. Heheheheh.

231. Somebody stop me !
232. Let's ROCK this joint !
233. SMOKIN' !!!!
234. Meep Meep!
235. Faster, faster!
236. The marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it.
237. You will taste man flesh!
238. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
239. You're gonna get accidentally shot!
240. We have work to do!

241. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
242. Oh ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!
243. Hey! Guess who's here... What are we serving today, chicken or... chicken?

Taunts Pt. 2

244. Due to mature adult content parental discretion is advised.
245. To say you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere.
246. It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.
247. First of all you are an idiot, and second... nah.. that pretty much covers it.
248. Are you some kind of moron?
249. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
250. Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
251. Look at my sexy body.
252. Hallelujah!
253. My momma can do better than that!

254. I have come for you! I am death!
255. Go away!!!
256. May I ask sir what more you require?
257. You go girl!
258. Where is my Aspirin?
259. Sweet mother of God, what is the hold up?!
260. You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
261. We have to strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!
262. You're such a genius!
263. I love this game.

264. There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it.
265. Should I be nervous?
266. RUN AWAY!
267. Death has come to your little town.
268. My body is a weapon. Use it!
269. Yeah baby!
270. Meow! Meow! Meow!
271. *MAD COW*
272. *SHEEP*
273. *COW*

274. *TURKEY*
275. *GOAT*
276. *CHICKEN*
277. *FROG*
278. *LION*
279. Stay away from me you horse's ass!
280. Hasta la vista, baby.
281. You are the weakest link. Goodbye!
282. I'll be back.
283. I'm having an old friend for dinner.

284. I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
285. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would bought one at the market.
286. The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.
287. Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle–Earth.
288. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
289. I see dead people.
290. Keep a change you filthy animal.
291. I'm surrounded by idiots.
292. Me, me, me, me, me, me!
293. ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

294. I stick my neck out for nobody.
295. That would be all, just be sure to lock the door behind you. Good night.
296. I can't let this happen. I will not allow it. I mean look at this people.
297. Clearly fame is not everything.
298. When I give an order, you jump!
299. Why are you so good to me?
300. Boom baby boom!
301. *CLAPPING*
302. Oh for Christ's sake, grow up!
303. Have you lost your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind?

304. He's full of ♥♥♥♥!
305. I warned you, you fat piece of ♥♥♥♥!
306. *CRAZY LAUGHTER*
307. Thank you very much!
308. Running away won't save ya!
309. *FUNERAL TRUMPETS*
310. The end.
311. Hello!
312. You are a ♥♥♥♥♥!
313. Don't fail me again!

314. You have failed me for the last time.
315. You did something incredibly stupid!
316. ♥♥♥♥ you!
317. You made a mistake an that was entirely unacceptable.
318. No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
319. There's something screwy around here.
320. *IMPERIAL MARCH*
321. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
322. _FSF_Yps: “This is paradise, this town is like a great big ♥♥♥♥♥, Just waiting to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥”.
323. _FSF_Zornmeister is in da House!!!

324. _FSF_Godfather: “If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything... 't is that you could kill anyone”.
325. Oh, Fish Sticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.
326. Fish are friends, not food.
327. You're watching the Fish Network. All fish, all the time.
328. Today, one of these lucky contestants will win his-or-her weight in fish, right here on… –Wheel Of Fish!
329. Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in
330. Helloooo!!!! OH!! So glad you could come!
331. Here I am… hehehe
332. Hehehe Hé!
333. Liar! There is not an age-limit...

334. If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and subtongues.
335. Actually I think you are going to find this very amusing.
336. I was only away for a minute, Master.
337. Nahhh!!! Been there, Done that!
338. How long have you boneheads been here?
339. Go away, boy, ya bother me.
340. "Sure you won't change your mind? –Is there something wrong with the one I have?"""
341. Ever seen any rats in this room? -All the time, why?
342. Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.
343. We can never see past the choices we don't understand.

344. You have chosen wisely.
345. He chose poorly.
346. That’s it ♥♥♥♥. Click!
347. My! People come and go so quickly here!
348. Whoaa! Dumber then advertised.
349. Do you know what this is? This, my friends, is false advertising!
350. You mean we have to wait?!?
351. Boring!
352. Ladies... and Gentlemen
353. There’s defiantly a language barrier here

354. If I sit here any longer I'm gonna have one severe case of asteroids
355. And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I look into your faces, and believe me, some of your faces need looking into…
356. Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes
357. I cannot stay here too long before my machine friends will become nervous and do something rash.
358. Oh, perfect. You'll hear from us. Next!
359. Damn! No she didn't...
360. This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
361. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Can we please just get back to playing our videogame, please?!
362. You can be replaced, you know...
363. Scat. Skedaddle. Adios. Arrividerci. Ciao. Aloha. Bug off.

364. Héééé that's for babies!
365. Vote, please. Vote, please.
366. If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?
367. What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?
368. If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one. (explosion) Sorry.
369. Now answer my question. You don't like me, why?
370. Fame, ain't it a ♥♥♥♥♥?
371. Is that your final answer?
372. Well, it looks like it's going to be another fine day.
373. For five minutes could you not be yourself? For five minutes!

374. Ohh… I love this game!
375. Any of this gettin' through to you, son?
376. You want to get to the point, mister? Now what is it? What are you trying to tell us?
377. Good morning… I'm here...
378. The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?
379. Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.
380. Checkmate!
381. Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already.
382. I just love the way you talk.
383. Well kids… How was military school??? -Yes Sir! Fine Sir!

384. Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
385. God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, 43 species of parrots... nipples for men!
386. This conversation is not worthy of you!
387. For some moments in life there are no words.
388. A new life awaits you in the Off-World Colonies... The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
389. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
390. (sigh) Once again our reputation precedes us.
391. Roses are red, violets are blue -I can't write poems, but I've been told I've many other good qualities.
392. Yeehaa
393. I am Lord of this place

394. Shut up' includes you.
395. Shut Up! Shut up! Shut up!
396. I don't want any Spam.
397. I don't like Spam!
398. But where is it written that all our dreams must be small ones?
399. You bought your ticket, might as well enjoy the show.
400. Death to the fascists!
401. Precisely!
402. The brothers gonna work it out…
403. Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on

404. *chugging & burping*
405. Cookies mean so much to me!
406. Damn good coffee... and hot!
407. (gong) Master, dinner is prepared!
408. I know drug-real from real-real!
409. Damn your drunk tests are hard!
410. Food fight!!! #ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1
411. And for those with less, uh, robust scores there's still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector.
412. Eh, what's cookin', Doc?

Taunts Pt. 3

413. I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
414. I farted, it's wet & I don't wanna move
415. Did you have a nice tea-break?
416. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said… 'I drank what?'
417. …We gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!
418. I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt through a park fence!
419. Double battered n' Dixie fried!
420. Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee.
421. Great Scott! My pizza-sense is tingling!
422. I want room service!!!

423. Snack? Did somebody say snack?
424. Oh, take it easy, will ya? Come on, be nice. For you, I'm doing this show straight. No booze, no pot, no coke, no nothing. I'm making this straight, so be nice, OK? –how novel. –What's that, babe? –How novel. –'How novel.' You should know. Heh heh heh. Oh, god. Oh, don't get me wrong, really. I don't snort cocaine. I just like the way it smells, that's all.
425. But I am stoned!
426. What, are you stoned or stupid?
427. You wanna get high?
428. We will take a little break, but we will be back in awhile… so... ehh.. don't nobody go nowhere.
429. I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby.
430. No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards.
431. You're not a eunuch, are you?
432. "I've tried everything; the Embassy, the German government, the Consulate, I even talked to the U.N. Ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."

433. The other day I called up my wife. I said to her, 'Honey, I've been thinking about the last time we had sex and I'm getting excited.' She said, 'Who is this?'
434. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
435. There isn't a question we can't answer! –Here's one, geniuses. What's it like to kiss a girl? –Shut up.
436. No quick fix for porn!
437. You know, before you turn around you guys will be our age. –God, don't remind me. –And you'll regret every night you didn't go out and grab a little life! –Not to mention a little ass!
438. There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.
439. I love it when you talk dirty...
440. You're--You're gay! -Me? No, I'm not gay. -You're not? But y-y-you just kissed me. -O.k., I'm gay.
441. But I love you
442. Please, …Come with me...

443. Computers never make mistakes. –Hard drive crash. Twenty seconds to meltdown. –Gotta go.
444. Damn you, Internet!
445. Please, please do not push the button, you have no idea what it…(explosion) ...does
446. Oh, drat these computers. They're so naughty and so complex I could pinch them.
447. Our story can be that this is nothing more than a freakish malfunction of a highly–sophisticated global comm system
448. You know better than to trust a strange computer.
449. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do…
450. Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
451. Could a mere computer solve the problem of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
452. Nice software!

453. The system's failed us. –The system sucks. We're going to have to go outside the system.
454. What the ♥♥♥♥ is the internet? –The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to ♥♥♥♥♥ about movies and share pornography with one another.
455. It's alive!
456. You are my ally. I will not abandon you.
457. If you can't make the big decisions, commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
458. Hey neighbor!!!
459. What can I do? I can't change my family.
460. Two, Four, Six, Eight, Who do we appreciate?
461. And Team, And spirit And GoGoGoGooo
462. Goooo Team!!!

463. Ready-OK
464. I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge.
465. You're absolutely correct!
466. Enough! If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it!
467. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
468. So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
469. I can see if I want anything done around here I gotta do it myself.
470. What's the matter, don't you trust me?
471. I just thought I found a way to--to fit in. –You'll never fit in!!!
472. You won't know who to trust.

473. I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return: don't get in my way.
474. Join the club, we've got jackets.
475. He will join us or die, Master.
476. I am looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me . . . Master.
477. *Monk-chant with gunshots*
478. Damn it, I need to know and I need to know now!
479. Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I'm the boss. . .need the info.
480. Looks like somebody's not working.
481. This is the People's War. It is our war. We are the fighters. Fight it then! Fight it with all that is in us and may God defend the Right.
482. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

483. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
484. You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary.
485. All I want is a friend!
486. Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet!
487. *Falling Bomb*
488. Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!
489. By your command...
490. Come out, come out, where ever you are.
491. Crush! Kill! Destroy!
492. Feel like killing someone?

493. May glory and honor follow you on your journey.
494. I swear I will not kill anyone.
495. It's Showtime!
496. Let the attack begin.
497. There will be no order, only chaos.
498. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy! We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!
499. Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your word.
500. My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
501. Go minions!
502. Take him down minions!

503. Get them minions! Get them!
504. Ok, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn, call the president.
505. Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I’m, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now.
506. Take what you can! Give nothing back!
507. Jesus, you were going to kill that guy! –Of course. I'm a Terminator.
508. All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate. –Equilateral or isosceles?
509. *Trumpet*
510. Try not! Do. Or do not. There is no 'try.'
511. You have a destiny, and now is your time to fulfill it.
512. Now let's see how destructive you are without your war weapons!

513. Hey, come on, we're superheroes. What could happen?
514. Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god
515. Your assistance would be welcomed.
516. Thanks for your support.
517. We interrupt our program to bring you a special broadcast. The German news agency Transoceanic said today in a broadcast that the Allied invasion had begun. I repeat: “The German news agency, transoceanic, said today in a broadcast that the Allied invasion had begun.” There was no Allied confirmation.
518. Get someone else to do your dirty work!
519. Help!!! Somebody… Help!!!
520. How can you two just sit there and watch this happen?
521. You mean it's like 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.' –Yes. –I thought so.

Taunts Pt. 4

522. Important assignment! (click) Important assignment!
523. So, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
524. What are you doing? Is this one of those macho things?
525. OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.
526. 'Scuse me, national emergency! Coming through!
527. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, look!
528. This you gotta see to believe.
529. Taking fire, need some help!
530. Hey, I got him this far. You take over from here.
531. This is a matter of life and death!!!

532. Please help me...
533. What the hell is going on around here?! Who the hell are you people?!
534. Chicken, Aren't you forgetting something?
535. First mate Cow ready for duty.
536. How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?
537. You know, I was only trying to be polite!
538. Bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!!!
539. I have a cunning plan that could get you out of this problem.
540. Disclosure averted. Continue observation.
541. You do not understand… but you will.

542. What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
543. Ok, so what did we just figure out?
544. Then let's go where the action is!
545. His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
546. Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty...
547. What in Judas-Rocking-Priest is going on around here?!?
548. This damn well better be worth it. Because if this story of yours turns out to be bogus, I'm going to kill you twice. Now you got that?
549. Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.
550. Why do you listen to me when I'm wrong?
551. There you go, now your makin' bacon

552. Sorry, I guess I just got caught up
553. Time is a precious thing, never waste it.
554. It's old technology!
555. If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
556. You owe me big-time.
557. Pay attention, son, this is for your own good.
558. You’re doing great guys, hang in there!
559. You defend brat don’t you stop!
560. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
561. Who are those guys?!?

562. Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
563. (gong) You rang?
564. You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!
565. It is an honor to protect my country and my family.
566. Well, now don't you bet your life on it.
567. So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
568. You shall not pass!
569. Danger is over...
570. Don't make me destroy you!
571. Everything is back to normal. I-I think… I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.

572. This is unacceptable!
573. You're always making things difficult!
574. Who disturbs my slumber?
575. Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over.
576. I wouldn’t do that if I were you…
577. I don't know who you are, where you're from, or what you want... but if you threaten my freedom, I'll kill you.
578. Enemy neutralized, ladies and gentlemen.
579. I don’t bloody believe it!
580. Let me assert my firm belief… that the only thing we have to fear is… fear itself.
581. Please, I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! Well, maybe you do.

582. All right, you ground-pounders, if it's fighting you want then you're about to get your share.
583. You think you’ve got what it takes?!?
584. I take that back. This is real bad
585. Huh? It's you?!?
586. Oh! I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
587. Killing me won't help you.
588. You do that and I'll kill ya.
589. *Cartoon sound of running away*
590. Run for your lives!
591. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

592. Slower n' molasses in January...
593. What are you doing in my swamp?
594. There is a weapons deactivator in effect here. Your destructive machines will have no effect.
595. No problemo!
596. Get off my land!!!
597. Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
598. You know, before this is over I'm going to need a whole lot of serious therapy.
599. Hold it right there, boy!!!
600. Slow down boy. I'm trying to reload my gun...
601. Stop or I'll shoot!

602. Man, I'm so in trouble!
603. Go! Hurry! My financial future is at stake!
604. What have you done?!?
605. What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.
606. I am wondering, why are you here?
607. Why is it always me?
608. (*Sirens*) One minute to auto-destruct…
609. (*Whistle*) Auto-shutdown sequence in progress…
610. Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead.
611. Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

612. *Cartoon sound of someone fall to the ground*
613. OK, the battle is yours, Raymond. But it's just one battle in a huge, battly, war–thing with lots of other battles.
614. Be gone, evil one!
615. Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!!!
616. Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.
617. I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this.
618. What a filthy job! –Could be worse. –How? –Could be raining... (thunder)
619. Look into my crystal ball to see your future... -This is not going to work cow... -Please big brother... concentrate!
620. There a curse upon it! A curse I say...
621. You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you all to hell!

622. Yes, Destiny has her hand on my back -And she's pushing!
623. Oh, don't panic! Don't panic!
624. Oops. This sucks!
625. Every man for himself!
626. Exit double-quick time, stage right!
627. We're going down, Captain!
628. All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes.
629. Oh, boy, what a hangover!
630. Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation? -Of course.
631. (*crying*) I'm a failure…

632. Oh, don't look at me! I'm a mess!
633. I must save myself. But what can I do?!?
634. *Banjo Melody 1*
635. *Banjo Melody 2*
636. *Banjo Melody 3*
637. It's a madhouse! A madhouse!
638. Oh, crap! We never planned for this contingency. Quick, make something up!
639. The Ministry Of Pain?! Aaah! We're doomed! We're all doomed!
640. Well… Yeh… Ok… That’s just about the most awful thing I’ve ever seen.
641. Don't move until it opens fire, then move fast!

642. You're acting like this is all my fault.
643. Oh, heh heh heh, my mistake.
644. I think I need a hug.
645. Never give up, never surrender!
646. This is important. The race is not yet over!
647. I'm not finished yet!
648. Oh, no, not again! Oh my! Oh my! Oh, my goodness gracious!
649. Oh, this is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.
650. Oh, that'll teach me to say please.
651. This is not the way how I wish to be remembered.

652. Oh, ♥♥♥♥ fire and ♥♥♥♥ me running!
653. Always hurting me…
654. You hurt me!
655. Damn, reckon I'm up ♥♥♥♥ creek now!
656. Should you hear screaming or anything, don't worry about it!
657. Who here wants revenge?!?
658. We seem to be made to suffer, it's our lot in life.
659. Quickly, before it's too late! Press the Superhero button!
660. Than I can die happy!
661. Why do you delight in torturing me?

662. It’s not over…
663. Ehh, e-everyone stay calm… because we're all doomed!
664. What planet is this guy from?
665. Ohh… What are you people? A bunch of communists?
666. kn0bi da undertaker - diggin your grave!
667. You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!
668. Let’s hit the road neighbor!
669. Ha ha ha ha, sigh
670. Ooh, ha ha ha ha ha
671. Oh, my gosh, does that suck.

672. If you can't do something right, don't do it at all.
673. Ohh don’t give-up so easily. I don’t.
674. Heh heh. He don't know me vewy well, do he?
675. Don't look now… but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.
676. Don't make me come over there!
677. Get back to work, you slacker.

Taunts Pt. 5

678. It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.
679. We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing.
680. Hey! This promises to be fun!
681. Leave me alone, geek-boy!
682. I'm just an untalented old has-been. -Were you ever famous? -No. -Then how can you be a has-been?
683. Your intolerance infuriates me!
684. Who says justice is blind?
685. Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
686. Ooh, child, he gonna mess your ass up!
687. Oh, goody, My Illudium Pu–36 Explosive Space Modulator! (boom)

688. Oh, you got to admit that is pretty neat.
689. I'm gonna get you boy!
690. And the next time you feel like showing off, Don't!
691. Well, heh heh, looks like we're, heh heh heh, looks like we're shy one horse. (nervous laughter)
692. I think the Germans are out of real man!
693. What's it mean to be GI Joe? –America's number one fighting force, sir! –And that means? –Big muscles, sir! – And? –Big missiles, sir!
694. All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay!
695. You're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
696. ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥ you. You're cool. And ♥♥♥♥ you!
697. Where's my bourbon?

698. Why don't ya cheer ♥♥♥♥♥!
699. Die neighbor!
700. Don't you look at me!
701. Fun's just starting neighbor!
702. Keep away from my cheerleader neighbor!
703. I'll send you straight to hell neighbor!
704. I can smell your fear…
705. Were you raised in a barn?!?
706. Now you've gone and done it!
707. I reckon I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop ass on you!

708. I'm gonna get ya boy, I'm gonna get ya…
709. Damn... You Suck!!!
710. Oh, god, here we go again. Dork alert!
711. This pisses me off!
712. You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?
713. You're full of crap.
714. Hey, I will not be ignored!
715. Just think of the havoc this little succor would play on history…
716. I bet this place is just crawling with their damn ♥♥♥♥ monkeys.
717. I'll barbecue your ass in molasses!

718. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
719. Them boys blowed up real good!
720. I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
721. City folk!
722. Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
723. This is like looking up a hogs butt for a ham sandwich!
724. We don’t take no ♥♥♥♥ from no suckers!
725. I'm on you like stink on ♥♥♥♥!
726. I'm gonna have to open up a can of whoop ass on you now.
727. Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!

728. You are such a massive wuss!
729. Oh, my god! My eyes! Oh, my eyes!
730. We're on a mission, you nit!
731. This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.
732. You're useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing.
733. You might want to practice a little more…
734. Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and ♥♥♥♥ the prom queen.
735. Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
736. So, how did you do, ♥♥♥♥♥-boy?
737. And one more thing… The next time you talk to me like that, I'm going to rip you a new butthole so big you can be able to take a cannon up your ass.

738. I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.
739. Silence, you mental midget!
740. All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
741. That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.
742. Oh, son–of–a–b–b–– son–of–a–b–b–– son–of–a–b–b–– uh, gun. Heh, heh, heh. You thought I was going to, uh, say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, didn't you? Heh, heh.
743. Your next!
744. Bloody Hell!
745. Is that all you got?!?
746. Good...Good... Then what!?!
747. That boy's as strong as an ox. . .and just about as smart.

748. I am surrounded by freaks!
749. Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?!?
750. You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
751. I'm constantly in the state of wanting to throw up.
752. Stupid! You're so stupid!
753. Did that hurt?!?
754. Why do you have to be such a wanker?
755. Welcome to my nightmare!
756. Be my victim!
757. What would you do with a brain if you had one?

758. Just what are you sissies gonna do?!? Huh?
759. And??? What’s your point!
760. Don't make me open a can of Whoop-Ass, buster!
761. Why don't you do the world a favor? Pull your lip over your head and swallow.
762. You're a sucker!!!
763. Are you blackmailing me, you ambitious ♥♥♥♥?
764. As if we care.
765. It just doesn't get better than this, does it?
766. Big mouth don't make a big man.
767. Stop now! Or I shall use more big words at you.

768. That wasn’t a bit nice!
769. Don't say please neighbor!
770. Shut up cheer-♥♥♥♥♥!
771. Shut up cheer girl. I'm trying to kill somebody here!
772. Chill that you pile of crap!
773. I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
774. Don’t ♥♥♥♥ with me fellows!
775. Don't you slap me no more. We clear on that?
776. Ladies do not start fights… But they can finish them!
777. You have learned much, young one.

778. Oh, stop being such a drama king.
779. Blow it out your ass!
780. Come get some!
781. That plan makes no sense!
782. No, I am your father.
783. Personally, I think you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.
784. X'squeeze me.
785. It's all right. It's all right, mate. We're just having a friendly little argument.
786. Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, Fudge 'Em!
787. Great Scott!

788. Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?!?
789. Hush your mouth!
790. Boy, oh boy, you got a knack for getting yourself out of trouble.
791. Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
792. Ya screw with the bull, ya get the horn!
793. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus!
794. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
795. You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper!
796. You're mocking me, aren't you?
797. Maybe that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut!

798. Oh, that is nasty!
799. What do you think this is?!? A zoo?!?
800. I don't know what kind of people you're used to dealing with. Nobody tells me what to do in my place.
801. Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
802. There is no terror in your threats.
803. Don't bother responding. We're not listening.
804. Oh, really?!?
805. You know, we have to work on your people skills.
806. I'm sure there's a point to all of this.
807. Yeah, I could use some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poontang, myself, right now.

808. The answers to these questions, and more, on next week's episode of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.
809. I said get over here boy!
810. (*laughter*) We shouldn't laugh. -We really shouldn't (*more laughter*).
811. Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
812. You’re crazy!
813. Take your best shot.
814. I think you're nuts, but this isn't the best time to argue.
815. Villains, I say to you now, knock off all that evil!
816. Tsk, tsk. –Yeah, tsk. –And another tsk!
817. Oh, poor baby…

818. Bring it on!
819. Well, if that is the worst thing that happens today, I'll be thrilled.
820. It’s a lie…the evidence have been falsified. I never broke the law, I am the law!
821. That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.
822. What the hell are you talking about?!?
823. (scream) What was that?!?
824. Who gives a ♥♥♥♥?!?
825. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
826. Now, this won't hurt a bit.
827. What's going to happen? Something wonderful…

828. All your base are belong to us!
829. And now, you die!
830. The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
831. Ooh, I done a bad thing.
832. Oohhoho I am a bad boy… A very bad boy…
833. It’s all in the reflexes!
834. Hands up, son!
835. They’re a bunch of cowards!
836. This is too easy!!!
837. It's time to start running!

Taunts Pt. 6

838. Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.
839. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.
840. Exterminate! Annihilate! Destroy!
841. It is done imperious leader.
842. The choice is yours: obey me and live, or disobey and die.
843. Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.
844. The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot!
845. There is no escape…
846. Don't tell me you didn't see that coming...
847. Ooo, that's gotta hurt!

848. Heh, heh, heh. What a mess!
849. Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer, ha ha!
850. Gentlemen, I give you the future.
851. Hmm. Blah-blah-blah...
852. So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
853. At last, victory is mine!
854. I told you people to leave me alone… I told you to beat it!
855. Well, there's a lesson for you...
856. Let that be a lesson to the two of you little…
857. Die you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

858. We're all here to do what we're all here to do.
859. Ooh, busted!
860. Some people die before their time, so that others can live… It’s a cornerstone of civilization.
861. *Jukebox*
862. Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
863. Red alert! Red alert!
864. Security alert, all decks!
865. *Tarzan-yell*
866. Well you know huh, it must have slipped my mind!
867. Any questions! ladies? Nooo?!? Well I didn’t think so… tataa that’s the real end.

868. Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
869. Good show… Jolly good show Major!
870. I thought you said you don't hold a grudge. -I don't. I have no surviving enemies. . .at all.
871. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore, goodbye.
872. I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.
873. Uh, l-let's pretend like this never happened.
874. Good job, Lads!
875. OK, Love you… Bye-Bye
876. Phew, well that was close, we was nearly eaten alive!
877. I shall never rest until I bring him to justice.

878. Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you... my father thanks you... my sister thanks you... and I thank you.
879. Do you want MoR?!? Check out: Http:/www.mastersleague.net
880. Hello, we’re your new neighbours, don’t be alarmed, we’re Negroes.
881. Y’all want something
882. What the ♥♥♥♥’s going on here
883. Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you, what you doing here
884. I got a power ranger stuck up my ass
885. You two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need Jesus ………. Cover your ears baby
886. Bottom line, I will knock you the ♥♥♥♥ out
887. Oh yeah, let’s finish strong

888. Hey man, it’s not that easy. If it was that easy you guys would be doing it.
889. Hey, does it look like I care.
890. Hey, you want me to yell at you? Cos I can do that
891. Freeze mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! …. Don’t you move
892. I blow you then I blow yooou.
893. Ooh ♥♥♥♥ !
894. So sad
895. That was cool
896. Awww c’mon, I need some details. You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi poi? C’mon
897. You have beautiful eyes

898. I love you
899. *Ride of the Valkyrie*
900. Where is the KABOOM??? There were supposed to be an earth shuttering KABOOM!!!
901. Affirmative.
902. Negative.
903. Maaaaaybeeeeee... you'll think of meeeee, when you are all alone...
904. *Baby crying*
905. Let's play some Tetris ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
906. Darrrr. Durrrr. I wanna be in the Special Olympics.
907. Don't whiz on the electric fence.

908. Thiz Gaym sux!!!
909. It's a bomb, Duck And Cover!
910. Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats. They meow, they piss everywhere and their ♥♥♥♥ smells just bloody awful.
911. I don't bloody believe it. They've got fish-versions of that little bastards now.
912. Oh, ♥♥♥♥! The villagers again...
913. Thank you for a very enjoyable game.
914. Oh no! We suck again!!
915. Why don't you go outside and play hide and go ♥♥♥♥ yourself?
916. *Ninja*
917. That's it man, GAME OVER MAN, Game Over!!

918. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
919. *Twilight Zone theme*
920. And... always look on the bright side of life... *whistle* Come on!
921. Go ahead, make my day!
922. Pffft! English who needs that, i'm never going to England!
923. Who's the man, huh!? Who's the MAN!?
924. Houston, we have a problem.
925. Artoo says that chances of survival are 725 to 1.
926. Banzai!
927. You're my hero!

928. Roggan.
929. Raiding Party!!!
930. Wololo!
931. Ahahahahahahahahahaha uh!!
932. People have got to show the appropriate levels of respect. When you step outta line, you can expect to be respected... back.
933. I'll do anything for you! Cause you is my bestest buddy in the whoooole wide world!!
934. Rule number one: My way, or he's a dead Motherf%#¤'s way. There ain't no more rules.
935. Let's see how you like my ♥♥♥♥ rocket ... ♥♥♥♥ ROCKET!!!
936. Bloody undead! Un-bloody dead! I mean, it's even worse than bloody cats! Undead! What's the bloody point?!
937. I tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue.

938. That's right. It's war once again... We are fighting an enemy like we have never encountered before. They're evil beyond reproach. Where they've me from? I don't know. We need to send them back to wherever it was.
939. Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!!!
940. *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes theme*
941. *A-Team theme*
942. *James Bond theme*
943. Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!!
944. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone. It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!
945. Need backup!
946. Howdy-ho!
947. Roger that!

948. *Sabre Dance*
949. Oooh, and what is that? A lovely countdown. I wonder what's going to happen now…
950. It's-e me! Mario!
951. Pikachu!
952. Pi, pika pikachu. Pi, pi-ka pikachu. Pi, pika pikachu. Pi pi-ka chaaaaaaa!
953. Ohhhh, elephants, yeah! Elephants, yeah!
954. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, EeeeeeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeeeeeeePHANTS YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
955. Burn, baby, burn! - Disco Inferno! -Burn, baby, burn! Burn that Mama down! Burn, baby, burn! - Disco Infernooo, yeah - Burn, baby, burn! Burn thah Mama down!
956. "When der Führer says: ""We iz de Master race"", we Heil!, Heil!, right in the Führer's face! Not to love the Führer is a great disgrace, so we Heil!, Heil!, right in the Führer's face!"
957. Who let the dogs out!? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out!? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out!?

958. Pokémon, (Gotta catch'em all!) A heart so true, our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you. Po-ké-mon! Gotta catch'em all, gotta catch'em all. Pokémon!!!
959. KONNICHIWAAAAAA! Guys do it. Guys do it. Guys do it... Hoia! Hoia! Hoia!....
960. Aux armes, citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, marchons, qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons!!
961. Mememememe... I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my ♥♥♥♥ at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little ♥♥♥♥?
962. Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV... Finland, Finland, Finland, it's the country for me.
963. I like Chinese. I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees, yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please. `-´
964. America, ♥♥♥♥ yeah! Coming again to save the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, yeah!
965. Bad boys, bad boys! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you?
966. Young man! There's no need to feel down. I said, young man! Pick yourself off the ground! I said, YOUNG MAN! 'Cause you're in a new town! There's no need to be unhappy!

Taunts Pt. 7

967. In the navy! Yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy! Yes, you can put your mind at ease. In the navy! Come on now, people, make a stand. In the navy, in the navy! Can't you see we need a hand.
968. Macho, macho man! (MACHO MAN!) I've got to be, a macho man! Macho, MACHO MAN! I've got to be a macho! Ow....
969. It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! They have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A-A!
970. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
971. Hello again my hacker beotches. Ramzi in da hizz house.
972. Ok, lets find some Ware...Ez.. I will search for Bonzi Buddy....
973. I'm Mason Dixon and this is... My god it's Adolf Hitler!!!
974. This is Sam Smith. He's our undercoverexpert! He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler... Guten Morgen Herr Hitler ... Sprechen sie deutsch?
975. This is Man versus Vegetable. - Technically sir, tomatoes are ♥♥♥♥. He means fruits. Ahh fruits... See what I mean....
976. "I love to sing-a. About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a. I love to sing-a. About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a. Anything-a with a swing-a to an ""I love you-a"". I love to, I love to sing!"

977. The Germans have arrived.
978. Welcome - to the real world.
979. You made a mistake, and that was entirely unacceptable
980. Taking fire, need assistance!
981. Fire in the hole!
982. I need help!
983. I luv ya, man!
984. Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
985. The Force will be with you, always.
986. (Go west!) Life is peaceful there. (Go west!) Lots of open air. (Go west!) To begin life new, (Go west!) This is what we'll do.

987. You're very brave, when you're killing unarmed farmers!
988. "If you were in the county jail, the first thing they'll do is look at those tennis shoes. And then some guy of a different race, probably ten times bigger then you, ALL MUSCLE and says ""I want those shoes""..."
989. You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!
990. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
991. Ahh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
992. You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talkin to me…
993. Kill me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
994. Oh, look, another hippie.
995. My anus is bleeding. Yaaaaaaay!
996. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. Now, you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot... Be water, my friend.

997. Tey may kik r azz, but tey'll nevfr kik our FREEDUM!!!!!
998. Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!
999. I love horses, best of all the animals! I love horses, they're my friends!

Credits

Original credit list that was on top of the PDF "RoB Taunt-pack Overview 101-999":

_FSF_[NL]Fedomar presents to you; with the help, cooperation and material of AoI (the Army of Isengard), FSF (the Fish Stick Foundation) and TWC (the Tactical Warfare Collective); a new taunt-pack called "Rise of Babel" for Rise of Nations and its expansion, Thrones and Patriots. A universal spam-pack, so we finally can understand and taunt each other from within the game.

Lastly, credits to Vugi for making the new installer.

[AmeerJN]

RiP </3!

[bitdefuser]

Update: I have added 20 new file mirrors for the installer.

[Moses of Sploses]

what is this bullshit... ok i accept if this is american schoolbook knowledge and a base library of memes everyone shud know

[AncientGatekeeper]

If anyone is having problems with the installer/getting this classic Taunt Pack. Look no further than my guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2374743783

[✘Domino✘]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

[Dragonborn]

Google Drive link is broken. Btw, need a .zip version to unzip manually, as the exe does not unzip.

[Meiou]

when i click the setup it says unable to find ron installed on your computer. I verified the game apps. dunno why. is it because i didnt use the original c file? steam is installed in another disk

[bitdefuser]

Updated the links. Also, added a google drive mirror.

[bitdefuser]

I did not make this. However, you can try manually moving the files over. Here's a vid tutorial I found on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzMTK5MsCU

[Dragonborn]

Weird, it says it can't find the RoN installation. Gonna re-verify the files and try again.