How to get the "Slow and Steady" Achievement

Step 1: Get to the 4th story in the game
Step 2: Get to the section with the Turtle
Step 3: wait about 30 min for the Turtle to get to the end of the level, Don't go past the second mini game or you may leave before the Turtle does
Step 4: Cry
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Fake Achievements

These don't exist but they should

[The Civilized]

this is an actual hidden achievement.
the requirements were changed tho so now after the turtle finishes you need to wait an extra 57 minutes exactly (if its not to the millisecond correct it doesn't work)

[Scaredyjew]

I know this isnt an actual achievement, but I followed slowly behind it just so I could say I did it lol

[MothWisk]

it is really tempting to spend 20 minutes waiting for a turtle just to say i did it, man.