Kiwi Clicker 100% Achievement Guide

Kiwi, kiwi or kiwi?

Disclaimer

This guide presents a lot of spoilers. If you want to solve things yourself, would recommend not reading this guide.

Also this guide is probably not the most effective approach to how to play the game nor how to complete the challenges, but it works.

Lastly, the achievements in this game don't always unlock instantaneously so you may have to wait a bit before stats update.

General Progression Achievements

Pretty self explanatory, don't need exact numbers, just need to exceeding these numbers.

One MILLION Koins
Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)


Kiwillionaire... but Ten
Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)


100/100 Professional
Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)


I would Farm 500 More
Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)

Transcendence Tree

These are the achievements earned by purchasing upgrades in the transcendence tree.

Unlocks

Kiwirriculum Vitae
Transcend and unlock professions

Transcend for the first time and unlock the first available node in the transcendence tree.

Bad Ratats
Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner

In the transcendence tree, off to the left, you can unlock the Kiwilashnikov Clicker which will unlock this achievement.

Kiwilina
A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin

Max the Kiwilashnikov Clicker for infinite ammo.

Control Freak
Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree

Unlock all of the nodes on the bottom right of the tree.

Great Deal
Unlock Everything Multiplier

Purchase the Everything Multiplier that branches off of the Koin branch.

Wait, there's More

Purchase the Everything Multiplier Multiplier that branches off the profession upgrade branch.

Underground Klub
Purchase your first Branch krown

There are five main branches in the transcendence tree for each station. Reach the upgrade of a branch and unlock the krown shaped node.

Long Live the Kiwing
Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns

Repeat the above for all five branches.

No Turning Back
Fully corrupt one of your stations


The more nodes you unlock within a given branch up until the Branch Krown, will make your stations more corrupt. Unlock all upgrades in the three paths including the krown to achieve full corruption for a station.

Kiwingdom no More
Fully corrupt all of your stations

Complete the above for all five branches.

Beginning of the End
Acquire your first Ki Piece


You can purchase Kis Pieces which will give you Keys to the Kursed Factory. These are located off the bridges between Krowns.

Station Upgrades

These achievements merely require an upgrade of stations to a certain level.

Dennō Senshi Kiwigon
Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter

This is the highest visual level of the Sekiwity station, so level it up until the shutters close. Around level 50.

Drip Kiwing
Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb

This is the highest visual level of your Kiwi. Occurs around level 225.

Drip Kiwingdom
Reach maximum visual tier for all stations


Kiwi: Around 225
Car: Around 200
Bag Stuffer: Around 120
Sekiwity: Around 50
Exotikiwis (Koins): Around 30

Professions

Seasoned Professional
Unlock everything in a profession tree

Simply unlock all nodes of a profession.

Archery

Archers go BRRrrr
Fire 150 arrows in a single second

Best way to unlock this achievement is combining the Kiwilashnikov with a good amount of ammo along with the archery upgrades to speed up time to 300% as well as having the archery nodes for attacking the Kiwi, Sekiwity and Kings. Early game, you'll get a ton of Kings spawning which means you'll get a ton of arrows flying.

Or just use an auto clicker with archery profession.

The Painful End
Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times

The archery profession converts Kings into Kiwing of Undeath which means the Kings that spawn will take damage from clicks, then once their bars are maxed, they will remain for 8 seconds. So you have 8 seconds to get 350 clicks onto a Kiwing of Undeath.

Alchemy

Maximum Dosage
Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions


Optimal Solution
Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations

Pretty self-explanatory.

Yes-no, maybe
Switch the hunting season excessively

You will need two branch krowns in order to unlock the Archer Wiwi. Then pick the Alchemy profession and the Archer Wiwi and you will notice a sign that spots up next to the Archer Wiwi now. Just spam click that until you get the achievement.

Grand Necrophage
Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings


This is probably one of the last achievements to do as you will need some pretty high levels. But what this achievement wants is to have the carpentry profession which will spawn Kings as Kiwing of Plague. Then while a Kiwing of Plague is active, every king that spawns will be a kingling (with a number of 10).

A Kiwing of Plague can have a max of 4 kinglings, and each kingling has a count of 10 that decreases for each delivery that hits the Kiwing of Plague. Only the last kingling gets damaged.

The key to this achievement is making sure you can completely control deliveries so that you don't accidentally kill the first Kiwing of Plague. You can level up the Kiwi, Bags, Security, and Koins. For the Kiwi, make sure a single click does not result more than 1 delivery to make it easier to control.

Simply continue to make deliver to whittle away the kinglings. If you run out of kinglings, you will automatically stock up 5 around your kiwi to use if necessary. And if you run out of kinglings after that, then that means your koin ratio and the requirements to unlock kings probably needs to be leveled more.

Carpentry

Building a Future
Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier

Fortify builds up over time. You can unlock the profession nodes in carpentry to have fortify increase quicker, otherwise you will need to leave this up overnight. Fortify will increase while the game is closed.

Penances

Penances are unlocked once you get your first branch Krown. By completing a level of a penance, you will gain +10% to the amount of transcendence points you get from Kings.

Once you accept a penance, you need to transcend to start the penance.

Again, the strategies below are not fully optimize, but gets the job done.

Penance 1: The Ranking of Kiwings

Awahwah-some!
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'


The gimmick in this penance is that you will truly only have two ways to increase your progress: koins and bag sizes. Increasing the effectiveness of these two areas will grant you longer runs in this challenge until you cannot progress anymore.

For your profession, you'll want the archery profession as you can eventually unlock the perks that allow you to have archers click kings as you click increasing output as well as the sekiwity multiplier affect number of koins gained and bag sizes.

For kiwi, since this penance is pretty short term with the availability of kings, you can get the alchemy kiwi to drop potions on the two stations that are usable.

Hunger Strike
P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding

Ensure you pick the carpentry profession fort his challenge. Then just get to the end of penance where you can't progress anymore.

Penance 2:Full Potion Alkiwimist

An Arm and a Leg
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'


The gimmick in this penance is that none of your stations will function unless you have a potion on it. The skill sets you may want for this to increase your levels through transcendence so that you enter the challenge with more profession points out the gate.

You must use the Alchemy profession in order to get any real progress here. For kiwi, if you're going for a short run, the Archery kiwi isn't bad as it'll help keep the sekiwity multiplier up. Otherwise a super long run would benefit from carpentry's fortify.

For potion usage, you'll want to make sure you focus on the king's castle followed by the sekiwity gate as koins would be hard to come by without those two activated.

Bricked?
P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now


Start Penance 2, and pick Archery or Carpentry as your profession then submit results.

Penance 3: Being an Archery Player

Mindless Kiwicking
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'


The gimmick here is you'll have a 10 minute time limit to earn as my koins as possible. You'll want to go with the archery profession as that provides the fastest progression within a short time period.

This run practically benefits itself from any upgrade you have asides from maybe the car multipliers since that one is pretty slow.

For the kiwi, you can use the alchemy kiwi since fortify would take time to build up.

P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)
Run out of time without choosing a profession

Start Penance 3, then don't pick a profession and let the 10 minute timer hit 0.

Penance 4: Clicky-Clackity Scarcity

Omae wa Kiwickeiru
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'


You will need two krowns before this penance is available.

In this flow you'll want to go carpentry profession since clicking is detrimental to your multiplier. In addition to that, you'll want to make sure you're familiar with various features that will limit click options.

When closing menus, always use ESC key as this will not count as a click.

When upgrading, you'll want to make use of the keyboard hotkeys to max lvl to avoid multiple clicks. You can hold CTRL + ALT and then right click a station's level icon to execute a max upgrade.

Given that you can max out a profession tree, you can click the number at the bottom of the profession tree to automatically unlock everything. In order to take advantage of this, you'll need enough transcendence upgrades to unlock that from the start expending just two clicks to max profession.


Kingling Rush
P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

Start Penance 4, and immediately click until your multiplier hits 0 and submit.

Penance 5: Koins All the Way Down

Superstonkiwi
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'


You will need three krowns before this penance is available.

The gimmick here is you no longer get kiwis and then you can only fill your bags with koins. My preferred profession here is archery since if you can max out your profession tree, you'll get a speed upgrade as well as auto clicking abilities to improve your king farming.


No Koin?
P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades

Start Penance 5, then pick Carpentry profession and unlock the auto buy feature. Get as far as you can and eventually your levels will get locked and the autobuy will run out of things to buy.

Penance 6: Level One for All

50% of my Power
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'


You will need four krowns before this penance is available.

Professions are pretty limited due to the fact you can't level anything, but you will be able to around 14 profession points if you level up your minimum level perks in the transcendence tree. Carpentry will be a good long term strategy as you can increase your fortify gains overtime infinitely. A potion kiwi will help long term as well.

Focusing your transcendence tree in areas where you can increase the number of koins per kiwi. The main thing to keep track of is making sure your car + clicks are equally upgraded as your bags. If your bags is too far ahead, it'd be difficult to send kiwis.

Aight, Imma Head Out
P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything


Start Penance 6, then immediately submit challenge results.

Shady Peels - Update 1.2.3

Released in update 1.2, Shady Peels are available in the underground meaning you'll need at least one Krown. Not quite sure what the requirement is yet as it was automatically unlocked for me.

Sets a Peel
Take your first shady peel

The Shady Peeler is located on the far right in the garbage bin and shows various peels available. Simply drag one of the peels at the cost of Kurse onto a station.

[REDACTED] Ninja or Ninja [REDACTED]?
Repeel station kiwis 5+ times

Under the peels, you'll see a repeeler. Just use the repeeler on a station after using a single peel. It does not count if the kiwi is in its default state. Appears this must be done in the same reset.

Peel-Good Ink.
Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Simply use the guard peel then use the gold peel until you max out a station with all gold slices.

Saikou Peeler
Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

This achievement well with Peel-Good ink as you can just peel a golden+ kiwi.

Repeeler Mail
Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies

Simply fill up a kiwi with the spikes peek. You'll need 18 to cover a kiwi with black spikes. You don't have to add more.

Monkiwi's Peel
Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

Using either the gold peel or the pink peel, there will be a red slice in the RNG. You'll need to land the red slice for the worst possible outcome.


Sins Weighing on your Bonuses
Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Export your save in the menu using the download button. Then get a negative red peel, and reload your previous save to "undo" your changes.

Cheers to Grass Toucher for the details. API name for the achievement is indeed KLUB_DEAL_SAVESCUM

Kards - Update 1.2.4

You can now get Cosmic Visitors that pop up around the screen. When you click them, you'll get a randomized cards that will hang on the rope at the top. The spawn time varies around 5 to 20 minutes, and they stay up for a few seconds and are clickable even if they're on retreat. In addition, if you close the game for several hours and come back, they'll also visit in the welcome back from offline screen.



Note:

• These cards do persist across trascendence
  
• It seems you can stockpile these cards at least more than 3.
  
• Then it seems if you miss them, you get shorter time windows.
  
• It seems that these cannot spawn while you have twitch integration enabled per dev patch notes

The spawn locations seems to be all over the overworld, the ones I've seen are:

• Black Cloud above Sekiwity
  
• Right Bush of Sekiwity
  
• Left side of the Wiwi
  
• Left side of the Kiwi bag stock
  
• Top right of the kiwi king charge wheel

Rarity

When you get these cards, they'll also roll with a random rarity. There are four rarities, Green, Blue, Orange, and Pink.



ROYAL RARITY
Receive your first Royal Rarity Kard

Roll a card with an orange Krown.

WAH! KURSED RARITY!
Receive your first Kursed Rarity Kard

Roll a card with a pink Krown.

Cards

At Least it's Long
Get some archers to do your work

Activate the card that activates archers. You do not need to have the archery profession or wiwi for this.

Cloverpeeled
Change the odds in your favor

Activate the card that gives you peels.

Phone a Friend
Receive a special delivery in a penance


Make sure you have a penance active, then you'll need to activate the Koins bonus card.

Little Kiwi, as a Treat
Make your wiwis happier with a treat

Activate the card that makes your wiwis happier.

Odurawaz
Bypass having to wait for fortify

Activate the time travel card while you have carpentry profession enabled. Does not work with the Carpentry wiwi

Twitch

Edit: Ty Kind Stranger!
Receive gold from someone on the internet.

In the menu, you can connect your game to a Twitch Channel, doesn't have to be yours. If bits are donated to that channel, it'll drop a care package.

Ki - 1.2.5

o 0 o, What's this?
Gain access to the Kursed Factory


The Kursed Factory is unlocked by having 5 krowns, then simply scroll underground twice.

In the Kurse transcendence tree, there are 4 pieces of Ki you can purchase, each purchase will grant you a Ki piece in the Kursed factory, which you can unlock for each profession, as well as no profession.

KI, We Who Found peace
Defeat KI for the first time


Once you've unlocked a Ki, you can recalibrate the Ki which will enter a mode similar to penances. Your station levels will be locked and you'll be required to obtain a certain amount of pulp in order to increase your Ki levels.

Once you get at least 1 level completed, you can feed it to your Ki and a Ki will exit the castle. Click it for this achievement.

A little moreMoReMOrEMOREMORE
Leave tranquility behind for another day

After you click the Ki, you can scroll to the bottom and click the portal again to return to your world and unlock this achievement.

The End of Ki - 1.4

The Moon

• Unlock the 4 Ki's in the Transcendence Upgrade Menu
  
• After that, you should see a rocket and the moon in the background. Click it.
  To the Moon?
  Set your sights on the moon for the first time
  
  
  
• Once you're at the moon, it'll have 4 eye balls, click the eyes in this order: 3, 1, 2, 4
  
• After that, you'll be introduced to the USURPER, click on him and swipe over him to dethrone him.
  
• NOTE: If he doesn't move, it might be glitched and you can resolve this by reopening the game and entering the moon again.
  We Who Hungered for Everything
  Usurp the Cosmic Throne
  
  
  
• Follow the sets of activities outside until you head to the office. Oh my.
  There Ain't no Rest for the Kiwi
  kkjkkkk, critica social fo♥a
  
  

Resets

• Now, return to the moon and you'll be given a menu to reset now via Kursification.
  
• You will notice 5 total branches, you're currently in the first branch with an option to pick any of the three profession branches with the final branch being locked currently.
  
• Each branch you pick will remove that profession from being usable during the subsequent runs.
  
• First Reset: 1 Profession Removed | 5x Transcendence Kurse
  
• Second Reset: 2 Professions Removed | 25x Transcendence Kurse
  
• Third Reset: 3 Professions Removed | 125x Transcendence Kurse
  
• Get to the moon after the Third Reset
  Congratulations!
  You did it! All of it! It was all you.
  
  
  
• Fourth Reset: No Professions Removed | 125x Transcendence Kurse
  
• You will need 5 Kis this run instead of 4 in order to reset one last time.
  Brave Brave New World
  Brand new, just like the old one
  
  

Miscellaneous

Uncategorized

Pining for the Kijords
Put your first King to rest

Everytime the bar around the kiwi fills up, a King spawns. Defeat the king once it spawns.

Without further ado
Summon a King without ceremony

Spawning multiple kings at the same time will cause additional kings to not have a ceremony. Also you can go into the game settings and enable the Skip King's Ceremony to achieve the same effect.

One in a Brazillion
Eae parsa, firmeza?

Once you get your first branch krown, you can go underground. There is a 5% chance of a kiwi spawning on the right side of the kiwi pile next to the penance kiwi.

Happiness

In order to change happiness for your kiwis, you will need to purchase the happiness upgrade that branches directly off of the profession node in the transcendence tree.

After that, there's a translucent menu option at the top left with a face that allows you to adjust happiness levels.

Until Morale Improves
Keep your kiwis continuously miserable for 30 minutes

Set the kiwi happiness at the top left to Exploit for 30 minutes.

I am Altering the Deal
I guess it could still be worse

Set the kiwi happiness at the top left to Reward. Once the change is completed denoted by the progress bar on the menu icon, then change it to Exploit and let the progress bar finish.

Soma
Keep your kiwis continuously happy for 30 minutes

Set the kiwi happiness at the top left to Reward for 30 minutes.

Wiwi

Wiwi unlocks after getting 2 branch krowns and are mini versions of your professions. You also can't stack the wiwi with the professions, so if you go Archery, you can't pick the archery wiwi.

Wiwis will take 25% of transcendence currency you earn in a run as permanent exp to unlock bonuses.

I Choose You!
Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary

Hire a Wiwi.

The Very Best
Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary

Max out your first Wiwi.

Some kinda Kiwicide Squad
Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries

Max out all 3 of your Wiwis.

Kiw'it on the GROUND!
I don't need mo' potions!

Pick the Archery profession then pick the Alchemy wiwi. The alchemy wiwi will throw potions onto stations and if there isn't a good throw for it when it brews a potion, it'll throw it on the ground. Archery speeds up the potion bar extremely fast with the 300% speed and a maxed kiwilashnikov.

Changelog

Updates

• May 1, 2023 - Finished End of Ki Update
  
• April 30, 2023 - Touched up some descriptions for various achievements that were changed.
  
• April 29, 2023 - Started End of Ki Update
  
• October 26, 2022 - Updated Odurawaz achievement to note the Carpentry Wiwi does not count. (Thanks vlad2op)
  
• October 25, 2022 - Update 1.2.5 adds 3 new achievements, and 3 of the 6 Ki achievements are live
  
• October 16, 2022 - Update 1.2.4 adds 8 new achievements for Kards
  
• September 17, 2022 - Fixed Penance Headers
  
• September 12, 2022 - Updated Penance Section
  
• September 12, 2022 - Fixed error in guide that referred to the happiness mode of Relaxed instead of Reward
  
• August 27, 2022 - Updated small tidbits of details and disclaimer for achievement unlock behaviors
  
• August 26, 2022 - Updated guide for the ten new achievements
  
• August 25, 2022 - Update 1.2 enables 4 progression achievements and 6 peeler achievements
  
• August 22, 2022 - Ten new achievements added to the not live sections
  
• August 22, 2022 - Two of the shady deals achievement had their descriptions and names updated
  
• August 22, 2022 - Added Icons for Unobtainable Achievements
  
• August 22, 2022 - Published Guide

[PadSmid]

the icon for the peel save scum is literally the judgement hall lol

[CellarPhantom]

What is the "Kiwing of Thirst"? I don't understand how to get Maximum Dosage achievement. ..I have 4 Ki pieces and just need to do the final grind after that

[You]

The endgame for this is such a grind. I can't imagine doing this with no potions.

[evil_ddr_princess]

You can get "Kiw'it on the GROUND!" by throwing a potion in the bin with the alchemy profession

[Laboreja]

@Matz, for "I am Altering the Deal" you should change from REWARD to OVERWORK, not to EXPLOIT. I just got it

[WebPuck9]

thanks for guide

[Matz]

how to make I am Altering the Deal? help plss

[Mr Stizblee]

The requirement for peels is 3 krowns.

[Matz]

how to make There Ain't no Rest for the Kiwi ? i dont understand

[You]

For No Koin - at what level do the levels get locked? I spent a full day running Carpentry with auto buy, and the achievement didn't trigger. I just can't afford the upgrades.