Funny Commands Codex

Over the many months I have been playing Moonbase Alpha, I've been working. Working on a copy and pastable list of many, many commands. This is that list, simply copy and paste some of these commands into your chat using CONTROL-C and paste it into Moonbase Alpha's chat system using CONTROL-V. Hit enter and you're all ready!


In this guide you will find:

• Funny voices
  
• Completely loud ear rapes
  
• Jokes
  
• Cool tricks you may not know about, such as Timezone Dubstep and the Sayletter function
  
• AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
  
  
  

List of commands

[:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0] Let's play cards.

[:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 200]I NEED! MY AUTISM! MEDICATION! PILLS! PILLS! !! AAAAH! [:dv gv 100] [ae<4,1,1>] I NEED PILLS [:np]
[:dv gv 100] i like that [ae<4,1,1>][sssssssssss][:np]

[:dv gv 100] i like that pentagr[ae<4,1,1>]pentagram [ae<4,1,1>] pentagram uuuuuuuuuuuu[wey<2000,24>] .pentagram. pentagram[:np]

[:dv gv 100] i like that [ae<4,1,1>]pentagram [ae<4,1,1>] satan lives uuuuuuuuuuuu [:np]

[:dv gv 100] i like that [ae<4,1,1>]pentagram [ae<4,1,1>] the devil is inside [mmmmmmmmm]ie [:np]

[_<1,37>] dont mind if i stick my dikk in your [_<1,34>] suits oxygen input?[_<1,38>]It hurts4one[s]ec[:dv gv 100] eeeeee yyyyy

[:dial 6 6 6] [:dv gv 100] [ae<3000,38>] yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy give me your soul [:np]

[:nh]I'm gonna call nitro active[:dial67589340] ring ring ring

[:np] wtf are u doing [:nh] nothing than phucking ur mother [:np] [:rate400] nigr nigr nigr nigr nigr [:rate200]
[:dv ap 60 pr 100 sx 5] DIRTY nigr COTTEN PICKER LICK THE MELON OFF MY FINGER.

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[:dv hs 200] why do i have to be so fat

I'm about to take a giant ♥♥♥♥! Hunf! Huuunf! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. [:dv hs 200] [:dv gv 100] [skuw<9000047>]

i'm gonna punch myself in the dikhole [:dv gv 100] AAAAAAAAAH yyyyyy jaibdoiawbdhoabhdi yyyyyyyyy[:np]

[:np] [:dv gv 100] HELO, THOS IS JACK, SON. LOVES2spewge? [ae<4,1,1>] uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu [:np]

[:dv gv 100] fccccccccccccccccccccccajfpoajfajfjdkajbkjbajbjjabjcjcjcccccjcjuwdhwdhadja [:np]

[:nb][:dv ap 10][:dv pr 1][:dv br 200][:dv gv 60][:dv hs 50][:rate 30]

[:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200] [zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz][ae<4,1,1>]

[:dv hs 200] [dah<200,200>][dah<200,500>][dah<200,300>][dah<200,100>][dah<200,900>][dah<200,300>][dah<200,500>] [:np]

[:dv gv 100][:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0] cant wait to play woarld aoflawf warcrafta mjkiwjafeoijcc

[:dv gv 100][:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0][:dv hs 200] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [:np] calm down dude!

[_<1,37>] nigr secks is gud [_<1,36>] they put up a fight [_<1,35>] except that all nigrs [_<1,33>] cant ♥♥♥♥ with whites

[:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0] [:dv hs 200] They call me Walrus. Fat Fap fkfkfkfkfkfkfkffk

[ae<3000,38>][ae<3000,38>][ae<3000,380>][ae<3000,3800>][ae<3000,38000>]

[:dial 7 7 7] [:dv gv 100] [ae<3000,380>] yyyyyyyyyy repent for your sins [:np]

[:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200] [llao<4000,1>] [gey<4000,9999>] [dey<999,5000>] [wey<2000,34>] [:np]

[:dv hs 200] do u like BDSM? it kinda sounds like this, [:dv gv 100] i like that [ae<4,1,1>][wey<2000,34>] [:np]

[:np][:dv hs 200] hello little girl, do you like bondage? [ae<4,1,1>]BONDING TIME [:np]

[:dv pr 1][:dv br 200] touch my john madden [:dv gv 100] cokjizzcomesecksayuuuuuuuuuu [:np]

[:dv gv 100] yyyyyyyyyeyyeyaeyaeyeyyyyyyyaeyeyaeeyeyyy [:np]

Einstein changed the way we look at science. He was a genius of a man, and continues to shape us with his theories today.
But Does he know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?[:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200][llao<9000047>] [skew<9000047>]

[:nh][:dv gv 100][:dv ap 10][:dv hs 200][llao<9000047,9999>][burr<9000047,40>][aa<9000047,9999>][hxae<9000047,40>]

[:dv hs 1] [:dv ap 10] roger roger


I'm going to sneeze! Ah. Ah. aaaaa [:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200] [llao<9000047>] [burr<9000047>]

[:dv hs 200] do you like porn? ill get you some little girl [:dv gv 100] uuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyy eeeeeeee butt secks

[:dv ap 999 br 10 sr 100] pleas e dont rape me, I just got home! dad, no! dont rape me daddy! help! please! [:np]

[:dv hs 200] [:dv pr 1] Greetings, my son. Bless you in the name of our god, John madden. We will uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[:dv ap 500 br 5 sx 10] [:dv gv 100] aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou

[:dv gv 100] MONDAY NIGHT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW wrestlewrestlewrestlewrestle [:np]

[ae<4,5,5>][ae<4,5,1>][ae<4,5,5>][ae<4,5,1>][ae<4,5,5>][ae<4,5,1>]

[:dv br 200] [_<1,34>] you cut me open and I. [:np][:dv gv 100][llao<9047>]EEP BLEEDING, KEEP KEEP BLEEDING, LOVE. [:np]
I'm gonna fat fap![:dv gv 100] Fahp Fahp Fahp Fahp Fahp Fahp Fahp Fahp [:np]

[:dial 666][:dv gv 100] Hello, I am the devil, what do you need? yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [:np]

[:nu][:dv gv 100][:dv hs 200] [wey<2000,32>] i have throat problems


[:nu][:dv gv 100] [:dv hs 200] [aa<1,37>] [hxae<32767,9999999>] [:np]
[:dv gv 100][:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0][ae<4,1,155>]

[:np] LEDGEN.... wait for it... [:dv gv 100] [llao<9000047>] DARY [:np]


[:dv hs 1][:dv ap 10][:dv ap 900 pr 500 sx 0] yeyeyyeyeyayyyeayeaeayeyeeyeeyyyyyyyyyeeeeaeaayeyeyaeeyyeyayyyyyyyyeyeayey [:np]

[:nb][:dv pr 1][:dv br 200][:dv gv 40][:dv hs 50][:rate 30] The blood of the innocents will flow for a thousand years.
[:nf][:dv pr 1][:dv br 200][:dv gv 40][:dv hs 50][:rate 30] Diahreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
[:sayletter] [ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>][ae<999,999>]


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This creates Tetris, use [zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]. Type [:t 1,1] to repair the voice

In this broken voice stage, everything is funny. dig dug dig dug dig dug dig dug dig dug dig dug

That's All Folks

That is all the commands I have found so far, but remember that there are always more to be added!

Remember to use responsibly.

[agegj]

john madden

[Serzhant Frost]

[:dv gv 100]ALLAHU AKBA[ae<4,1,1>] KILL INFIDELS [:np]

[[Le_Max]]

dave and bambi fnf ost be like [:dv hs 200] [:dv gv 100] [skuw<9000047>] [:rate 300] [:np]

[User188345782]

[:dv gv 100] [aa<8192,40>] [:np]

[CR4cK.HEDI]

[:t 1,1]

[le dugin huesos]

FUK ME [:dv gv 5060] yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

[slinky]

[:dv gv 100] agagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga

[1300 cats]

tf are these

[Bradyistheman777]

[_<1,37>] i like to succ my dicc [_<1,36>] its super hot [_<1,35>] except that my pp [_<1,33>] cant fucc with nigrs wee wee

[Bradyistheman777]

[:np] All aboard the secks train [:nk] toot toot [:np]