How to Poop

This guide explores the only way to poop. The exploration of how to poop, and why it feels the way it does. Pooping is an essential aspect to living a fulfilled life. Although, it can prove difficult as sometimes poop can often feel like vomiting through your butthole. This leads to incredible discomfort which can lead to individuals avoiding the activity.

How to Poop With Vigor.

As shown in the image this section explores the complex nature of pooping.

1. Find toilet. Porcelain throne, or "the bog" as the gents across the pond call it.

2. Sit on toilet. In order to successfully poop you must sit. Standing is not an option for optimum comfort although, in case of predators this step can be ignored.

3. Push. Push like your life depends on every last drop exiting your body. The harder you push, the more satisfied you will be.

4. Enjoy the gifts you've left yourself.

Forgetting Something?

-You didn't take your pants off you filthy fool.

[Filterer]

Instructions unclear: i deleted my hl2 toilet prop and can no longer find a place to take a shit

[hex2h]

diarhea

[WhIpple]

thanks i needed to know this

[Xander]

wtd
what the duck is this
itsuseless

[200ft meatball sub]

this really helped me

[stephard⋆]

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[WhoFreaky]

i shat on my balls

[Lucifer22]

instructions unclear, shat myself in a line at wendys

[Mr. Hacker]

instructions unclear, there was no toilet in my area so I pooped in public lobby

[Nifti]

instructions unclear. i pooped in my bed.