How to Look

You will be prepped to enjoy this game in the most optimal manner.

Introduction

Are you ready to look?

Instructions

Here are the three simple steps necessary for the optimal looking experience.

1. Open your eyes.
2. Focus on whatever you want to look at.
3. Blink occasionally so that your eyes don't shrivel up.

Conclusion

Congratulations! You're now qualified to play The Looker, as well as every other game on Steam that requires the usage of ocular organs.

I'm sorry to all of the blind readers out there. I wish it was easier for you to enjoy this guide.

Goodbye, and don't forget to stay hydrated.

[owiethepowie]

thanks, i didn't know that you could see before

[ashley]

help cant close eye help

[TheARate]

@overweight_brian_gaming, I would call you lazy, but that would make me a serious hypocrite considering the amount of sheer effort and time I put into this masterpiece of a guide.

[ashley]

too hard cant move eye

[TheARate]

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[Stupid_Simmy]

unrelated but while reading the comments i couldn't help but notice that the author types a lot like GLaDOS from portal in a way. just an observation really, nothing too important.

[shs37]

thank you i can now look plus its good that you put the blinking part a lot of other guides dont have that

[Frick]

how luuk

[TheARate]

(I spiked the lean with grape juice, by the way. Delightfully devilish.)

[TheARate]

@_yoshimario40, paradoxically, you must look for it yourself. Life is but a game that gives you inconsistent tutorials, is pay to win, and an always online MMO. You may need to learn by doing. Look by looking, I suppose. Don't forget your complementary lean on the way out!