How To Become Garfield IRL So You Can Maximise Grinding

In this guide, I will teach you how to become like Garfield in real life so you can maximise your Garfield Kart - Furious Racing grindset

Step 1. Buy Lasagna

As many people would know, lasagna is Garfield's favorite meal. In order to become like him you would have to eat like him. As my 4th grade cooking teacher once said "You are what you eat".

Step 2. Sleep 18 hours Per Day

Most people knows that cats sleep A LOT as they are lazy little ♥♥♥♥♥. You should try sleeping up to 18 hours per day to be able to achieve Garfield aesthetic. Important note: the next 6 hours should be spent on playing Garfield Kart - Furious Racing. I recommend using Tylenol sleeping pills if you have a hard time achieving the 18 hour mark.

Step 3. Become Overweight

Garfield is a very overweight character as portrayed in the comics and the TV shows. In order to get overweight you should firstly follow Step 1 and start eating lasagna in a very unhealthy way whilst also getting 18 hours of sleep to sonder in the fat and grease of the lasagna.

Step 4. Find A Father Figure

I know that this would be a very hard assignment for most Garfield Kart - Furious Racing players as they most likely grew up without a father figure but you need to find one. As in how Garfield has Jon, you need to have a father figure.

Step 5. Start Hating On A Close Person

Garfield hates Nermal. I personally despise Nermal but that is not the case. You need to find someone in your close corners (example could be a friend or a family member that is not a father figure) and then start hating on most actions that they take. This will make them feel insecure and will boost your mindset as now you have something to race against.

Step 6. Profit

If you were able to achieve all of the steps up until this point, then you have done it! You are now Garfield from Garfield. Your Garfield Kart - Furious Racing experience will now be more enjoyable on top of the fact of you being much better at the game. Enjoy!

[Garf]

thank you, now i can finally release myself from this mortal coil and be fat cat

[Grease]

IM STUCK ON THE BECOME OVERWEIGHT PART, I THINK I JUST WENT TOO FAR!!!

[Ashvvi]

Never thought I would find such an illuminating guide. Thanks

[osty]

consider my kart garfed

[GarfeildKartGamign]

as garfile irl, thiz iz real

[pokinte]

this made my dream come true! thanks!

[kalzi]

very helpful

[Haserot]

guide works

[Ta1l 0r m3de]

This is true

[Nuts Guy]

it works