yoda gaming's Shrek build (Feat. Poison Grenades) (Infamy 1 required)

Bring a mighty payday back to your swamp you will with Yoda's new guide.

INTRODUCTION

Salutations and greetings to you. Yoda, my name is. Back with another Payday 2 guide, I am.

Really insane the new DLC is, my Younglings? A SECONDARY sniper rifle?! An MP5 converted into an LMG which you can aim down sights with?! POISON GRENADES???? Main reason why so much fun this new DLC is... Because... A part in this I played!!!

You see, Overkill one day decided they wanted to add Shrek in some form in their game. But sadly know they don't where his swamp is, so they got in contact with their most devoted and dedicated Payday 2 guide creator: Yours truly! Because know I do where the Ogrelord lives. Accepted to go speak to him on their behalf in exchange of a year's worth of Ketamine (Assured me they did that this impact it won't Payday 3's production budget).

Got in my 2001 Honda Civic I did and went on a roadtrip of a lifetime. Arrived at the Ogrelord's mighty swamp I had just as he was leaving his outhouse after dumping a big fat one. Blasted Smash Mouth's All Star at full volume from my car to signal my arrival I did. Sat at a table outside his house and chatted for hours then we did. Tried to ask him if a fifth Shrek movie was coming but all he said was "Can't tell ya, my little green lad". :(

Anyway, next talked to him about Payday 2 and how its creators want him in the game. He said he can't leave his swamp because three kids he has to raise. And suddenly a big, giant, stinky fart he let out.

YES! A PERFECT PLAN B THIS IS! I said in joy!

So asked him I did to fill me hundreds of thousands of jars with his farts, loaded everything in the trunk of my 2001 Honda Civic, said farewell to him and drove back to Overkill to give them the good stuff. And the result of that, this DLC is! Now here's a busted OP build to have fun with!

Me talking with Shrek about Payday 2 (A few weeks ago, Colorized)

PERK DECK AND PLAYSTYLE

The Ogrelord's mighty farts kinda work like incendiary grenades. And when combined with Grinder... A GOD ON EARTH YOU WILL BECOME!

REQUIRED DLCs

Needed for both our weapons.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1945682/PAYDAY_2_McShay_Weapon_Pack/

Needed for our Perk Deck.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/374301/PAYDAY_2_Sokol_Character_Pack/

SKILLS (MASTERMIND)

Some leftover skill points here. No need to waste points on Medic Bags (AAAAAAAAAAAA) and health regen jokers.

Need them we won't with this build.

SKILLS (ENFORCER)

Extra Lead Aced and Fully Loaded Aced so we never run out of ammo.

And Bullseye Aced because know I didn't where to dump leftover points lmao. Feel free to spend those points on something else if you want.

SKILLS (TECHNICIAN)

Surefire Aced and Body Expertise Aced for our main weapon.

Oh and talked to Shrek I have about all the nights me and your mother spent together. Asked me to share some drill skills tips to him. MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

SKILLS (GHOST)

Dodge we can't use with Grinder :(

BUT CRITS WE STILL CAN!!!! MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKILLS (FUGITIVE)

Dumping our remaining points we are on Nine Lives Aced and Swan Song Aced.

WEAPONS

Yep, an MP5 converted into an LMG this thing is. Really lazy creative Overkill are getting with these new DLC weapons!

THE FOLLOWING MODIFICATIONS, YOU WILL USE:

• BARREL EXT - Medium Suppressor
  
• BOOST - Concealment

Shrek's farts... Weaponized! Mehahahahahaha!!!!!!

THE FOLLOWING MODIFICATIONS, YOU WILL USE:

• BOOST - Concealment
  
• EXCLUSIVE SET - Venomous Mod Set

MELEE WEAPON

ALL MELEE WEAPONS ARE TRASH. USE WHATEVER YOU WANT IDK IDC

THROWABLE

Use either concussion grenades or fart grenades.

EQUIPMENT

Ammo Bags for this build. Sorry Dallas :(

ARMOR

Two-piece Suit we will use.

IN CONCLUSION

Thank you for reading this guide. Look forward for more guides by Master Yoda, you must.

Now excuse me you will.

KETAMINE, I NEED.

NEW PAYDAY 2 PLAYER? CHECK OUT MY BEGINNERS GUIDE!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2240323864

CHECK MY OTHER GUIDES OUT YOU MUST

YES YOU MUST

[The Anomalous Bird-man]

I dare you to optimize this build

[Big Floppa]

thanks yoda gaming this is a very good build!!!!

[gibus]

why is the new "lmg" lazy?

[pochita]

just learn to make it yourself

[DirtyDan]

how can I afford the new pack with all of my money going towards ketamine?

[Pálinka Legurítva]

This Was So Helpful Now I Have More Layers Like An Onion, Thank You.

['Apeson]

ah yes the famous Shrek build, perfect for winning a game of payday 2