How to have comedic timing

How does it work? How long should it last? How can it be used to effectively silence your political enemy? And, more importantly, can it be thought in its entirety within 90 seconds? Thankfully, the answer to all of these questions is yes.

Setting up the optimal conditions for a good comedic timing

If you ever told a joke or made someone laugh, in all likelihood you did it while standing 50 to 80 centimetre from them in a room of no more than 76 degrees Fahrenheit (24.8888888 degrees Celsius), with one of your arms raised straight upward at a 15-degree angle from your body.
These are the optimal conditions for good comedic timing.

Beginning a Joke

To begin the joke, start by stating and spelling your name.

Next, provide a brief synopsis of the joke, including the specific times of which the recipient of the joke will laugh and then spell out your name a second time.
With these steps complete it's time to begin the humour.

Stating the joke

Speak the entire joke in no more than 18 seconds and no less than 13 and a half pausing only for bathroom breaks when necessary. When the joke has concluded, it is customary to inform your listener that the joke is over by declaring in your loudest possible voice. "I'm doney with the funny"

let's practice screaming "I'm Doney with the funny" now.
Good. This saying is a perfect example of expectations management, which is the cornerstone of good comedy.

Recieving Feedbacks

Finally, it's time to hand out surveys. Collecting hard data from your audience on how wrapped they were throughout the joke is the only way to grow or learn as a comedian.
An effective survey should be no less than 10 pages and should include the same question reprinted several times, just to ensure the survey taker is actually paying attention and not simply filling in answers at random.

Conclusion

And that's all there is! With these strategies at your disposal, you'll have audiences doubled over in laughter and even tripled over in laughter in no time at all. Just remember to let them stop laughing at some point you gut busting middle of scamp.





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[Cybe]

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[The Prince250]

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[jhthompson555]

According to my calculations and after countless ours of research, I have found something groundbreaking; this strategy only works approximately 12.7% of the time. The rest of the time, their usually doubled over in pain because you ruptured their eardrums from yelling "I'm doney with the funny" too loud.

[Redeemed]

What we hear before watching this: "Alright, Helldivers! Pay attention!"

[subaru410awhp]

i mean he got some time thats for sure

[WiseKind]

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[eggs124]

I AM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!!

[Alexander the Greater]

he's doney with the funny

[jinx]

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