Sid Meier's Pirates!

Sid Meier's Pirates!

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Automate Dancing + All cheats!
By AnimeTiddyFan
This guide will tell you how to actually use "Phalzyr's SMP Trainer Version 3.20" to automate the much hated dancing mini-game along with using the many other cheats that come with this trainer. (For the steam version of the game with windows 10).
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Intro + Warning
The trainer wasn't working for me and I really wanted to skip dancing (or at least automate it as this trainer does) so here is how to really make it work with the steam version of the game on windows 10:

Just as a word of warning: I didn't make this trainer or host it so do your due-diligence like using any third party software. I scanned it with Bitdefender anti-virus software after downloading it, installing it and I scanned the game and trainer again after using it.
TLDR Instructions
1) Download "Phalzyr's SMP Trainer Version 3.20"
2) Extract it anywhere
3) Run the Trainer as admin
4) Launch the game
5) Start new game or load a game. Alt+Tab and make sure the Trainer's "Personal Status" tab has info filled in (with the amount of crew, gold and food you have).
***If not, change "SMP Version" to BigPond/Trymedia". YES, EVEN IF YOU'RE USING THE PAID, STEAM VERSION***
6) If step 5 doesn't work (and you closed/re-opened both) Trainer->"SMP Version" -> "Set Offset" and follow the instructions.
Close / reopen both the trainer and the game again.
7) Changing the "Gold" field and clicking lock should change your gold immediately. This is how you can test it worked.
Instructions
1) Download "Phalzyr's SMP Trainer Version 3.20". (I got mine from "lonebullet" here: https://www.lonebullet.com/tools/download-sid-meiers-pirates-phtrainer-v320-free-295.htm)

2) Extract the folder anywhere (I put the CONTENTS of the folder in the same folder as the "Pirates!.exe" so that "PHTrainer.exe" is in the same folder as "Pirates!.exe". e.g. D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Sid Meier's Pirates!)

3) Right-click the "PHTrainer.exe" -> Properties -> Compatibility tab -> tick "Run this program as an administrator" (I DON'T use compatibility modes e.g. vista, 7, XP etc.)

4) Run the trainer (PHTrainer.exe). If it doesn't launch the game, then you might want to follow step N below. Start the game (If this guide doesn't work try starting after the game instead).

5) Start new game or load a game. Alt+Tab and make sure the Trainer's "Personal Status" tab has info filled in (with the amount of crew, gold and food you have). If not, change "SMP Version" to BigPond/Trymedia" (Yes! even though this is the steam version!!! If this doesn't work for you, you can also try the steam version but "BigPond/Trymedia" is what finally worked for me).

6) If "Personal Status" tab still doesn't fill with the currently loaded/started game's info (with the amount of crew, gold and food you have), then click "SMP Version" -> "Reset Offset" or click "SMP Version" -> "Set Offset" and follow the instructions to find the gold's Hex and set it like that.

Close both the trainer and the game and then once again launch the trainer then the game again whenever you change version with "SMP Version" or "Reset/Set Offset".

7) to ensure it worked, try change your gold to a random number in the trainer's "Personal Status" tab and click "Lock". The game should update the gold number IMMEDIATELY when you alt+tab back into the game. Even if the game is paused. You should also be hearing sounds from clicking the "Lock" and "Unlock" button next to the "Gold" field.


N) OPTIONAL (to launch the game automatically after launching the trainer): Find your "Steam.dll" in your steam folder (where your steam.exe is) and put it in the same folder as your "Pirates!.exe".
Outro
Please rate this guide if it helps.

I didn't find these instructions easily and didn't know how to easily check if it was working or not like in step 7 so I thought I'd write this guide.
I now use the trainer to skip dancing by going into the trainer's "Options" tab and ticking "Auto Dance" and "Always Graceful" and just let the dancing play by itself ... It was just so repetitive, difficult, long and had terrible feedback on whether you timed it too fast or slow to get the perfect timing (twirl move).

Now, enjoy this great game as you like playing it!
34 Comments
Advanet Mar 12 @ 7:21pm 
this is why i play on xbox:GDEasy::steamthumbsup:
AnimeTiddyFan  [author] Dec 19, 2024 @ 4:06am 
@Momo_920 Sounds like that could be a problem with alt+tab'ing in and out of the game. Does it crash when you tab out of the game for a while and then tab back in after playing around with some other windows?

I've recently started using an app called "game companion" for running full screen games as windowed mode or "virtual fullscreen". Maybe give that a try if minimizing the game causes issues.

Also, make sure you're using "BigPond/Trymedia" as the guide mentions.
Momo_920 Dec 18, 2024 @ 4:55pm 
Seems to work great until I open the game back up from editing the Trainer and the game instantly crashes
AnimeTiddyFan  [author] Dec 3, 2024 @ 7:50pm 
I'm not sure. I don't have windows 11 because it's straight up planned to be AI driven spyware and I plan to switch to Linux before ever going to 11. (See windows recall feature).
But if it works on 11 for anyone, I'd like to know.
wartime_general Dec 3, 2024 @ 7:32pm 
is there a version that works with windows 11?
AnimeTiddyFan  [author] Sep 26, 2024 @ 11:02pm 
From what I can see, there's not an option to force you to win a sword fight like there is for dancing, but you can cheat to make sure you have the following factors that can help you win easily:
1) Change difficulty level
2) Crew count vs. enemy crew count
3) Character age
4) Weapon, armour and gun upgrades
5) Weapon choice (Rapier, cutlass, longsword)
I might be forgetting some factors but these are the main ones I can remember and you can change all of these with the help of the cheat engine.
Macinsocks Sep 26, 2024 @ 10:19pm 
Will this help with Fencing? I don't kow if its an error on Montalban is so fast it must be broken, he's striking in a minut fraction of a second and my dodges glitch and I still get hit.
Gebus Sep 24, 2024 @ 2:55am 
It works! Just don't try to cut corners and skip shutting down and restarting the game and cheat program.

Setting the offset takes a bit of time, but have patience, no dancing is worth it!
T Jun 26, 2024 @ 2:38am 
Awesome! All works perfect! TY
Realy hate this dancing shit 10000000 times xD
TristanDolfin Feb 1, 2024 @ 7:44am 
This guide works flawlessly. Thank you JC!
And as an added plus, the trainer has a lot more options than what was mentioned.