ultimate guide to mastering jiggly physics

Here I shall teach you the way of jiggle physics, jiggly-jit-su.
this is no joke, I have spent hours upon hours learning the game's secrets and madness.

fist

ok so this is not exactly where the jiggly-fu bit comes in but it is quite useful, prehaps the most useful attack in the entire game.

THE GALE PUNCH
this attack is the flashiest and most intimidating one I have discovered.
the movement is tricky to do but has fantastic results. it is a punch that if used right can send an enemy flying across the whole great arena and into the wall with a force which would kill him.
now hold up, I know it sounds delusional or a little exaggerated but trust me, this is 100% legit.
it's not any half-ass trick like punching as hard as you can.
ok so what you need to do is get your fist in front of the enemy, close enough sothat if you extend your arm to like 3 quaters it would touch him, then what you whant to do is press down on your movement button and go forward, now this is the tricky part... (it can really hurt your arm if your not careful so please do not be reckless) as making that motion to go forward you must let go of the movement button and immediatly make your hand travel in the opposite direction.
It is a very fast motion and do not think that you'll get it if you do not move more or less as fast as you possibly can.

[CJ]

the pinch and pull method has never failed when using a mace for me

[Dragonbearwizard]

one inch punch gamer

[Local Snommunist]

if you spin a mace in a figure 8 at the right speed its like a barrier from a few corner angles but you can still get hit by direct side or head hits/bows

[Averis]

I AM MASTER OF THE JIGGLY FISTICS! , So here's what cha do.

1. Use the two grapply Army Things, for maximum Jiggly Fistics. Grab two opposite ends of pretty much any weapon with bendyness. Jigglyness of the grapples and the bendyness Combine when you drag both of your hands together to summon the Grabble Ball of Physical Death.


Bonus:
You get two crossbow arm mounted thingies, and you Grab Both handles with the opposite hands and do violent shaking motions with ya arms, you will notice pretty much any direction you shake will reload them!

[That Narrator]

yes ofc, the bodies can be used to shove enemies into the spikes

[Parabab]

I always found that using their bodies as a weapon can be really op in the death pit or if you're being overwhelmed

[That Narrator]

not exactly, to be honest I don't really understand the reason why it does what it does, but if you are able to pull of what I tried describing, which ik I am terrible at describing things XD
you'll definatly notice, with the enemy becoming a stain on the wall and all

it's not really just moving forward and hitting, it's like a really quick transition between those two actions, in such a way that your hand like tp's or something

[chukhole]

i cannot understand a word.. is it just moving forward and hitting?

[That Narrator]

I was planning to add some really broken information but I remembered, I am too lazy to do such things, anyways..

[teto pear]

"ultimate guide"