How to find a girlfriend

this guide will help you find a girlfriend that way you feel what love means

Welcome

Now since you are looking on how to find love on a PvZ guide you are probably doomed and a misserable sack of ♥♥♥♥!But dont worry since I am here to help you with your relationship.Now,now dont worry since everything will go alright I will guide you step by step on how to make girls like you.

Step By Step

Now what you need to do is follow this steps one by one so you can have a 100% gurantee of the girls actually liking you

1.Go to the bakery and a buy a bagguete

2.Go to a flower shop and buy some roses

3.then go shower since you smell like a bloody diarhea

4.now all you have to do is go to the girls house and kidnapp her.

5.ask her to marry you and make her say yes by putting a glock on her head.

6.now that she said yes you got a girlfriend!

The end

Good job you misserable sack of ♥♥♥♥ you now own a sandwich mak- i meant to say a person who loves you!Now what are you waiting for!Go enjoy the sandwich maker!

[Ghostcat9110]

woah just hit major dejavoo

[greblo]

Dear Ghostcat9110,

She is probably way to excited to see you coming back for her and that makes her speechless

[Ghostcat9110]

i followed the steps and yet she still sits there lifeless what do i do now? is it that im back from the dead?

[greblo]

PlantyBoi27 are you sure you did step 2 correctly?You might confused the steps so check them out again!

[greblo]

Happy to help dear shadowmanzvector6905 !

[greblo]

naked jack frost!Dont forget to tell me how it went.

[greblo]

Aussie just burn it and get a new one!Always works for me.

[Local Femboy]

what do i do my dishwasher talked back to me

[naked jack frost]

I'll be trying this later this year

[MotherFyuker]

it worked, thanks so much, cant tell you how appreciative i am, truly a lifechanging guide 10/10 would recommend