how to enjoy Gmod a l o n e

for ppl who hate multiplayer

MULTIPLAYER SUCKS:

like who even go online whats the point of it anyway for everyone good gmod enjoyer knows lan connect is superior in every way. all games with a online multiplayer is all the same with there ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rp and there toxic community and there brain dead rear kisser of a admin who always gets hard to ban someone.. (coming from some one who never gone multiplayer)

BUT THAT ISNT YOU NOW (at least i hope not)

this guide is to help make u e n j o y ur game like a gamer B)

STEP 1: a b a n d o n m u l t i p l a y e r

bruh what are you doing... i know damn well your not thinking about going to ur rp...

i might actually have to slide you if i catch you clicking that multiplayer.

i dont give a flying damn what u gatta do in this "dark rp" everyone talks about witch is absolutely nothing..

so what ur mad that i called you out for what u are... fight me

look let me tell u something... the rp "friends" are mostly fake and dont even care about you anyway

but this what are your reading is for YOU and only YOU because ur important and its YOU that matters.

and dont go talking about ur real friend as well for even people with friend needs ALONE time.

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NO MULTIPLAYER...

Step 2: r e t u r n to S I N G L E P L A Y E R

if you gotten this far then you have my respects and there is hope and a bright future for you...

yes im proud of you...

but if your someone who plays people playground then this is of no use to you and your to god level for this knowledge.

Step 3: Gaming B)

now that you got ur gmod ALL TO YOUR SELF LIKE A SELFISH H O G.

Its time to get some mods...

now for 1 you the amount of mods depends on not only ur pc but on ofc YOU cus YOU is important.

but if your like me YOUR GANNA NEED A LOT OF MODS

Recommendations:

Monsters

Monsters that eat ppl

Guns

Weapons

More guns

waifu's?

guns

robots

lots of player models

something destructive (im 100% positive you know where the launch codes are at)

did i mention guns already?

swords

lazers

lazer guns

lazer swords

something with a lazer

cars

stuff to blow up cars

stuff to blow up waifus (they called me a perv :( )

monsters to kill and hunt

big monsters

small monsters

monsters that eat things

big guns

small guns

microscopic guns

magic

spells

and guns

in short you need i m a g i n a t i o n

Step 4: getting to enjoy YOUR self

ahh yes... now that you exploded ur pc with mods (or not) it is time to test and go crazy

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IMAGINATION

without that then.... how did you find this game?

BE SURE TO TEST UR MODS... last thing you want is something sussy to happen while playing..

and that's about it

Final step: WORKSHOPPING FOR YOU

now if your one of those like me who is into most things ppl hate (like furrys) but unlike me you have friend then this prob help you in a big way....


LAST TIME I CHECKED I DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT FRIENDS AND THERE MATTERS

WHAT PART OF YOU DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND...

STOP READING THEM COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOST THERE HUMANITY,HUMOR AND REMAINING BRAIN CELLS THEY GOT BECAUSE IF THEY HAD ANY THEY WOULD KNOW BETTER TO NOT POST BS IN THE COMMENT AS YOU BEING ROYAL IS TRYING TO OBSERVE THE MOD..

the only information that's important is if it works or not there bs

even if there right its still bs cus its up to YOU to decide the mods fate on ur pc (THERE POWERLESS THEY CANT STOP YOU DO WHAT U WANT... if its following the rules ofc)

now if ur friends got something to say then i honestly cant help you but if it had been me i prob tell them to actually stfu and prob rant... BUT still try to back them off cus this is YOU TIME and YOU is important and i mean U as in reader not U as in everyone else reading this i actually mean YOU...

This guide is officially over (if you even bother to read it)

good now you know how to enjoy a simple nice fun game of gmod BY YOURSELF and only YOURSELF.. friends should only come to mine and in you LAN server because YOU said so.

now ima tell you what should happen now...


This is YOU now:














This is what YOU should be doing:

BRUH STOP READING AND START GAMING....

idk what more you want but there is a gamer and i see it...


POV: YOU are playing solo

[Miu和金胡萝卜]

nice guide also the author looks breedable