Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

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Why The Backup Dancer Zombie Is A Sex Offender
By JayTheBirdie
What Is A Sex Offender?
A "Sex offender" is the opposite of the "Sex defender", in which they cause sexual assault

Proof?
The Backup Dancer Zombie (From plants vs zombies) is a enemy who can be summoned by the Disco zombie. The Disco zombie is a very well know pedophile in the PvZ lore and since the Backup dancer zombie has only been seen accompanying him, it can be decuced he is also part of the Disco zombies group of pedos.

Anything Else?
Yes.
The backup dance can be seen in PvZ showing off his chest hair by unbuttoning his shirt. Therefor he is attempting to unclothe himself, he is also trying to do this around freshly planted plants which are mere minutes old, therefor i conclude the Backup Dancer from Plants vs Zombies, is a sex offender.
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120 Comments
rojogames371 Jun 17 @ 10:59pm 
guilt by association.
not valid evidence.
following along with a trend performed by musical figures at the time to look cool.
also not valid evidence.
stop making trash allegations,
- the zombies.
Nexane May 12 @ 12:12pm 
these allegations are crazy
nick likes to poop himself Apr 3 @ 9:09pm 
yes
:steamthumbsup:
CanonFPV Mar 18 @ 12:35pm 
perfection. splendid.
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ben.king Nov 29, 2023 @ 12:28pm 
ok
Swiftbobcat Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:05pm 
this is perfect
thelocalmanofyes Nov 11, 2023 @ 2:51pm 
we need more people in this world that exposes pedos
The Soul of You Nov 11, 2023 @ 11:30am 
very good information with a lot of proof to back it up. i really appreciate you putting this out to the world.
minotu Nov 7, 2023 @ 7:24am 
very good information with a lot of proof to back it up. i really appreciate you putting this out to the world.
Astranix Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:34am 
Joe mama deez nuts ligma