Neckbeard: A Guide on How to Smell and Look Like One

How to offend the eyes and nostrils of all who cross your path.

Step 1: How to smell like one

You must first go to the sewers of Goat City Bay. The entrance can be found here, below this bridge.



Once you enter you'll receive the power to emit noxious gas from your goat body.

Step 2: How to look like one

Now travel towards the large skyscraper. Across the street is a hat shop, and next to that, a store of convenience, where you can pick up some cash.



After handing the currency over the the shopkeep, pick the Fedora in the middle of the window display, and enjoy your new achievement.



Congratulations! You've obtained the aroma and fashion sense of a basement dweller. If for some reason the achievment isn't unlocking for you, try starting a custom game with the stench power, and then get the fedora.

[Clover]

XD thx lord burger or is that for someone else :D thx you again

[Lord Burger]

Ooo, sorry to hear that. I hope Steam can help figure it out. Best of luck.

[Clover]

i did not comment,someone is hacking my account
exept for this comment i left here

[Lord Burger]

The fedora is the hat you see in the last picture of this guide. It should be the hat in the middle of the shop's window display.

[Rex]

WHAT IS THE FEDORA?

[Clover]

LOL

[Nukesys]

that dum

[Lord Burger]

Fesbaz, the car accident quest is currently glitched along with one or two achievements. Try restarting your game on Goat City Bay with the Repulsive Goat power, and then grab the fedora. Hope that helps.

[Fesbaz]

Went to the sewer, baught the hat, used the power, nothing happened. Also, why can't i get the "Car accident" quest done? I've been hit by cars too many times.

[⚡Rancid Trombone⚡]

*fedora tipping intensifies*