Why the Miner Zombie is a Child Molester

• You wanna know why the Buckedhead Zombie from Plants VS Zombies is the most likely to be a sex offender? Here is my list of reasons i think he would commit crimes related to reproduction :
• First of All , If we pay attention at the end of the game when the sunflower song is played , we can clearly see the Miner Zombie is admiring the Tricycle in Dave's Garden and by the way Tricycles are typically used by children between the ages of two and five, after which point they usually switch to a bicycle .
• Then when he gets in front of your house instead of eating your brain (which is the primary scope of the zombie race and so many of them sacrificed themselves for) he goes back searching for kids to molest implying that for him molesting children is far more important that saving his undead brothers .
• After all of that , just think a little , how does he travel ? UNDER THE SURFACE !!! But you may ask , what does that have to do with him being a child molester ? Well he does that for 2 things : • To be able to snatch kids from the lawn with ease ; • Because he wants to avoid the police at all costs to be able to Molest as many children as possible before being sent to prison
• And last but not least , he looks weirdly similar to Peter Griffin

[Mr. Silly]

he looks oddly like the imp grown up

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[Skeleton Gaming]

another great post

[furter123]

You forgot to add one more thing: He's called the "Minor" Zombie

[epsteiner445]

video game journalism at its finest. thanks bro

[xxx_grishka_xxx]

Thanks, rly important. Spread the truth

[George Simion]

Thanks bro for the support it means so much

[CountDraculaShakesMeToMyCore...]

thanks for this.

[JUSTIN KER-PRANK'D]

this is the greatest moment of my life and these are genuinly some of the best guides ever Thank you so much bro

[George Simion]

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