How to Teabag

Here's how to get down, you know what I mean?

Introduction.

If you have played the video game series Halo by Bungie/343 industries, you may have heard the term "teabagging" or seen it done to others.
Perhaps you have even been teabagged yourself, and are now wondering how you can do this "teabagging" thing to others as it has been done unto you.
Wonder no more. This guide is going to show you how to perform the ancient art of teabagging.

1. Prerequisites for Teabagging

Before you can begin the act of teabagging, you must fulfill the following two conditions:
1. Having recently killed an enemy player (or teammate)
2. Being able to reach the corpse of the player you killed (this guide will NOT work if the teabagee was knocked off a cliff, out of bounds, etc.)
Once both of these requirements have been fulfilled, you are ready to commence the act of teabagging.

2. Positioning

STEP 1.
Ensure that you have met all the prerequisites outlined in Section 1, "Prerequisites for Teabagging." If you have not, please refer to Section 1, "Prerequisites for Teabagging."

STEP 2.
Use the [W] key (default controls) or press the left analog stick forward (default, non southpaw controls) to move towards the Teabagee.
If necessary, use the mouse or right analog stick (default, non southpaw controls) to correct your orientation so that you move straight towards your the Teabagee when pressing [W] key (default controls) or the left analog stick forward (default, non southpaw controls)

STEP 3.
When you are standing in such a manner that your Spartan ballsack is perpendicular to the head or face of the teabagee, release your finger or thumb from the [W] key (default controls) or the left analog stick (default, non southpaw controls) so that your character stops moving. If you do not do so in time, you will move past your Teabagee. If this happens, repeat step 2 of this section, and then make sure you correctly follow this step to ensure you do not move past your Teabagee again.

Use caution, if you get killed or otherwise displaced while moving towards the teabagee, you will have failed the teabagging process.

3. Teabagging

STEP 1.
Ensure you have correctly followed the steps outlined in Section 2: "Positioning." If so, your Spartan Ballsack should be positioned perpendicularly to the head or face of your teabagee. If it is not, refer to the steps outlined in Section 2: "Positioning"

STEP 2.
Begin repeatedly pressing [CTRL] (default controls) or the B button (default controls) so that your Spartan Ballsack repeatedly comes into contact with the head or face of your teabagee.
Look down to ensure that your crotch is perfectly coming into contact with the head or face of your teabagee, if it is not, repeat the steps outlined in Section 2: "Positioning."

STEP 3.
Repeat step 2. If you have correctly followed all instructions, your crotch should be repeatedly coming into contact with the head or face of your teabagee.

Conclusion

This information was compiled over a decade of personal experience playing Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo: Reach, Halo 4, Halo 5, and ElDewrito, and several hours of playing Halo Infinite.
I hope this guide helped you learn about teabagging.

[Sh1N0Suk3]

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[xela]

Thank you. Made my day to read this.

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[Ed]

Very helpfull

[Doc.Bro]

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Thanks man, This will help me up my Teabagging game

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