The Survivors Rulebook For Killers

This is the survivors rulebook for killers. THESE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED BY ALL KILLERS

Rule #1

The Killer is always wrong. No exceptions.

Rule #2

The Survivors are always right. No exceptions.

Rule #3

The Killer is always overbuffed. No exceptions.

Rule #4

The Survivor is always overnerfed. No exceptions.

Rule #5

The Killer is not allowed to DC (disconnect) in matches

Rule #6

The Survivors are allowed to DC (Disconnect) in matches when certain conditions are met. When that happens, see rule #48.

Rule #7

Under no circumstances may the Killer dodge or leave the lobby. It will be considered as DC (Disconnecting). No exceptions.

Rule #8

As soon as the match starts, the Killer must announce who they are by whatever means necessary.

Rule #9

The Killer must ALWAYS let the last Survivor exit through the hatch.

Rule #14

If the Killer is successfully pallet-looped by the chased Survivor, the Killer can henceforth be referred to as an Idiot and deserves everything they get.

Rule #22

The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor healing another survivor. It is unfair.

Rule #23

The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor mending or healing themselves. It is unfair.

Rule #30

If it glows, it goes. No exceptions.

Rule #39

Any Killer that finds a Survivor within the first minute of the game can henceforth be referred to as a Hacker and deserves everything they get. No exceptions.

Rule #48

Killers must let all remaining Survivors escape if one or more Survivors have left the match prematurely. No exceptions.

Rule #50

A killer may never hit a teabagging survivor. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #53

Any Killer that enters within a 25 meters range of a hooked Survivor can henceforth be referred to as a Camper and deserves everything they get. No exceptions.

Rule #54

A: After hooking a Survivor, the Killer must immediately leave the area and stand in a corner, EVEN if they see another survivor and/or scratch marks at the Hook. No exceptions.

B: It is then mandatory for the Killer to start staring at a wall for a minimum duration of 30 second.

Rule #55

The Killer may NEVER chase after and/or attack a Survivor that has been previously hooked until they have hooked another survivor. No exceptions.

Rule #56

Any Killer that chases someone he has already injured, hooked, or used an ability on before, can henceforth be referred to as a Tunneler and deserves everthing they get. No exceptions.

Rule #106

A: Whenever a Killer sees a group of Survivors around a generator, the Killer must only chase the uninjured ones.

B: If all Survivors are uninjured, the killer will only chase the Survivor stepping forward to start a looping.

C: If all Survivors are injured, the Killer must run in the middle and scatter them. After that they shall spend a minimum of 5 seconds without moving before deciding who to follow.

Rule #173

Killers with ranged special attacks may never wait for a survivor to be locked in an animation in order to use their power and get a guaranteed hit as it is unfair and unbalanced, no exceptions. @KMS Warfrenzy

Rule #258

Moris are overpowered and unfair, they should never be equipped under any circumstances. -
@An R Key5993

Rule #337

The killer has to respect Kobes. Even if it's deliverance. Holding M1 on hook is a skill that the killer is invalidating by immediately slapping the survivors on the floor. - @rev

Rule #453

The killer isn't allowed to choose a map that is killer sided or is good for that killer as it is unfair and unbalanced, no exceptions. @your local steve main here

Rule #454

The survivors are allowed to choose maps that are survivor sided or is good for the survivors as it is fair and balanced, no exceptions. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #456

When in a looping chase, the Killer should NEVER take advantage of a Survivor that makes a mistake.

Rule #458

When being baited by a flashlight or loud sounds, the Killer must always play along.

Rule #500

If survivors want to farm points in a match, the killer must cooperate with the survivors no exceptions. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #501

The Trapper is OP and should be nerfed. No exceptions.

Rule #502

The Trapper must ALWAYS let a trapped Survivor go.

Rule #503

If a Survivor is caught in a trap, the Killer will be reported for cheating.

Rule #504

Any trap placed within 30 meters around a hooked survivor, a generator, a totem, a chest or a pallet is unfair.

Rule #505

If The Trapper has placed more than one traps, he is to be Referred to as a Camper and deserves everything he gets.

Rule #550

Traps are gay. No exceptions.

Rule #551

The Wraith is OP and should be nerfed. No exceptions.

Rule #552

The Wraith must NEVER use the "Coxcombed Clapper", it is unfair and unbalanced.

Rule #560

Invisibility is for cowards. No exceptions.

Rule #599

The wraith must always use “The Beast” Soot if going invisible.

Rule #601

The hillbilly may never use the chainsaw, as it is unbalanced and unfair.

Rule #651

The Nurse isn't allowed to blink more than twice, anything more is unbalanced and unfair.

Rule #658

The Nurse cannot use add-ons that reduce her post-blink exhaustion.

Rule #666

The Nurse can't use any aura reading perks (Undying, Nurses Calling, etc.) or they are wall hacking and deserve everything they get. - @TehFlashBang

Rule #701

The Hag stinks.

Rule #702

The Hag isn't allowed to teleport for the first five times her trap activates.

Rule #709

A: If The Hag places a trap within 20 meters of the basement, the hag must go into the corner of the map to shame themselves for 2 minutes. @The Holy Peanut

B: If The Hag places a trap inside of the basement, all survivors are allowed to DC and shame the killer in endgame chat. @The Holy Peanut

Rule #711

The Hag can NOT place her trap in front of a hooked survivor. No exceptions.

Rule #746

The Survivors are allowed to erase every single trap the Hag makes. The Hag can NEVER replace those traps. Batteries are expensives.

Rule #750

The Hag is the trolliest, campiest, stupidest most disgusting killer.

Rule #751

The Doctor's treatment is NOT working.

Rule #752

The Doctor's laugh is not funny.

Rule #753

The Doctor's face is dumb.

Rule #762

If a Survivors has reached Madness tier 3, the Doctor must stop chasing the concerned Survivor until they have returned to normal.

Rule #777

If the map is the Gideon Meat Plant, the survivors are allowed to disconnect.

Rule #778

If the map is Midwich, the survivors are allowed to dc. @The Holy Peanut

Rule #779

If the doctor is using an impossible skillcheck build, the survivors may dc. @The Holy Peanut

Rule #803

Hitting a hatchet while vaulting a pallet or window is very toxic and unfair. - @Pidgeon

Rule #808

When playing a ranged killer, you are not allowed any use of add-ons. Ranged abilities are already OP enough. This is especially true for Huntress iri-heads - it is required to uninstall the game if iri-heads are used. - @The Cherubic One

Rule #854

if the survivor group is not a SWF, the pig must not place RBTs on anyone until the last gen is finished, otherwise randoms may inadvertently kill other survivors. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #863

Every Pig must go friendly if a survivor tries to boop the snoot. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #1002

Myers may not use the tombstone piece or Judith's tombstone addon while also using the fragrant tuft of hair addon. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #1050

Myers is not allowed to grab unaware survivors off generators that is abusing his undetectable state at the start of the match. @slug in tub

Rule #1243

The Nemesis must let survivors go if they get hit by the zombies. No Exceptions. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #1244

If The Nemesis uses a zombie to stop a survivor from wiggling out or using decisive strike, they are a tunneler and deserve everything that happens to them. - @The Holy Peanut

Rule #1269

Anyone with a Wesker thirst name is not allowed to be killed by any means when playing Wesker. You must do everything in your power to let them get hatch/survive. - @The Cherubic One

Rule #1501

The Killer cannot complain about the "Sprint Burst" Perk, it is fair and balanced.

Rule #1502

The Killer cannot complain about the "Dead Hard" Perk, it is fair and balanced.

Rule #1503

The Killer cannot complain about the "Self Care" Perk, it is fair and balanced.

Rule #1504

The Killer cannot complain about the "Adrenaline" Perk, it is fair and balanced.

Rule #1505

The Killer cannot complain about the "Decisive Strike" Perk, it is fair and balanced.

Rule #1801

Blight's Iridescent Tag addon is op and should not be used. No exceptions. @The Holy Peanut

Rule #1901

Survivors that reveal Ghostface are not to be targeted, as it is unfair. @BonJoviWanKenobi

Rule #1902

The Killer must give all marked Survivors a twenty second head start before pursuing them. @BonJoviWanKenobi

Rule #1964

The Executioner must NEVER force a Survivor into being tormented. No exceptions. @doctordeityttv

Rule #1965

If a Survivor is tormented, the Executioner must NEVER send them to a cage/mori them. No exceptions. @doctordeityttv

Rule #2004

If the Plague comes across a Survivor in an area in which they are cornered, she must allow the survivor to leave the area without vomiting on them.

Rule #2005

The Plague can not attack a Survivor while they're cleansing themselves. Pervert.

Rule #2006

Whenever the Plague chases multiple survivors and has Corrupt Purge active, she will attack no more than one.

Rule #2007

A: The only time the Plague is allowed to infect a generator is when there are no Survivors in 50 meters around it.

B: If there are only three generators left, the Plague CANNOT infect a generator.

Rule #2051

The Legion is not allowed to have high camera sensitivity setting. Turning fast when pallet-sliding is unfair and unbalanced.

Rule #2064

The Legion can only use flashy outfits so as no to be mistaken for a Survivor. No exceptions.

Rule #2101

The Nightmare may only pull Survivors in a dream after he sees them consenting by buttdancing ten times.

Rule #2143

The Nightmare CANNOT use Dream Pallets, it is unfair and unbalanced.

Rule #3159

A: The Survivors' post-game chats are never toxic, they are simply teaching the Killer how to play properly.

B: Any insults from the Survivors targeting the Killer are merely comical in nature and shouldn't be taken personally.

Rule #3160

The Killer cannot report Survivors for what was said in the post-game chat.

Rule #3161

The Survivors can report the Killer for what he has said in the post-game chat.

Rule #3162

If the Killer has not said anything in the post-game chat, Survivors may reporting for unsporting behaviour.

Rule #3825

Killers are not allowed to use even remotely strong perks, they must use meme builds each time or even go perkless. @Sokoyo OwO

Rule #5871

If a Killer does manage to kill any or all survivors, they must confess what rules they broke.

Rule #5872

Survivors do not have to do bones, but they can still complain about NOED (No One Escapes Death).

Rule #6237

If a Killer succeeds in baiting a Survivor into using his "Dead Hard", the Killer isn't allowed to swing at the concerned Survivor until "Dead Hard" has cooled down.

Rule #10000

Under no circumstances may the Killer offer plausible arguments in his defence concerning ANY of the rules listed in this book. No exceptions.

Version 25/9/2022

Added rules
- #454
- #808
- #854
- #1269

Thank you @The Holy Peanut and @The Cherubic One for recovering these rules.

Version 4/9/2022

Added rules
- #1901
- #1902
- #1964
- #1965
- #3825

Thank you @Sokoyo OwO, @doctordeityttv and @BonJoviWanKenobi for recovering these rules.

Version 3/1/2022

Added rules
- #173
- #453
- #709
- #1050

- Fixed spelling and grammar

Thank you @KMS Warfrenzy, @your local steve main here, @The Holy Peanut and @slug in tub for recovering these rules.

Version 7/11/2021

Added rules
- #50
- #500
- #1002

Thank you @The Holy Peanut for recovering these rules.

Version 28/10/2021

Added rules
- #666
- #1243
- #1244

Thank you @TehFlashBang and @The Holy Peanut for recovering these rules.

Version 21/10/2021

Added rules
- #258
- #863

Thank you @An R Key5993 and @The Holy Peanut for recovering these rules.

Version 19/10/2021

Added rules
- #337
- #803

Thank you @Pidgeon and @rev for recovering these rules.

Thank you for reading The Survivors Rulebook For Killers if i missed any rules please tell me which ones in the comments now go out there and have fun!!!

[Kazuya Mishima]

rules 2251-2255 concern the ghoul.

rule 2251: anyone who uses the ghoul is an exploiter, sweaty, and toxic.

rule 2252: ghoul requires no skill, this is irrefutable.

rule 2253: finding out that your round will be played against a ghoul allows all survivors to disconnect at no fault of the survivors.

rule 2254: giving up on first hook as ghoul is completely excusable, no exceptions.

rule 2255: ghoul will always need more nerfs, no exceptions.

[The Holy Peanut]

Rule 2202: The Dark Lord cannot look at the auras of scent orbs to find survivors after losing them in chase. That negates the skill of the survivor and is not allowed.

Rule 2225: The Dark Lord may only use the addon “Alucards Shield” when playing a meme build and intending to make a slug race look cooler.

Rule 2250: The Dark Lord must spare any lobby with an Alucard in it, unless the Alucard points at a specific survivor 3 times in a row, at which point the Dark Lord is allowed to hunt down that survivor specifically.

[The Holy Peanut]

Rules 2151-2200 concern the Ghoul
Rule 2152: The Ghoul is not allowed to use his power to go over pallets.
Rule 2161: The Ghoul cannot use his power to close in on survivors.

Rule 1918: The Ghost Face cannot teabag survivors. That is toxic.

Rules 2201-2250 concern the Dark Lord
Rule 2201: The Dark Lord cannot use the bat teleport function, it makes him too hard to track.
Rule 2203: The Dark Lord cannot attack any survivors if they boop his snoot in dog form.

Rules 2251-2300 concern the Houndmaster.
Rule 2261: The Houndmaster cannot attack survivors that want to pet their dog. Thats mean.

Rules 2301-2350 concern the Demogorgon.
Rule 2301: The Demogorgon cannot attack survivors that want to pet it. Thats mean.

Rule 2999 concerns the Cenobite
Rule 2999: Killers cannot play the Cenobite since its license has been removed.

[Tachi]

Lots more rules for killers to follow.. hmm..

[Agitation]

Rule 3157: Any time a survivor refers to something as a "tech" it is automatically an impressive feat that the killer must respect.
Rule 3157-B: Anything considered a "tech" is also no longer an exploit, but a legitimate tactic that the killer must respect.

[The Holy Peanut]

Love how that is what finally brings back this guide from the dead.

[Hyperion]

Please do

[Pkmurby]

Mods, tie him up and hang him by his balls.

[Hyperion]

+rep me on my profile saying something nice like good survivor/killer etc... and I will do the same on yours!

If you troll you will just be blocked :)

[Chicago Goth]

This is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen. It is literally just reddit humor