FEEL GOOD COLLECTION

HELLO I AM COLLECTING THESE THINGS FOR WHEN I WANT TO FEEL LIKE IM IN A GOOD MOOD! LET'S GO!

000_hello

hello this is me welcome to my collection of my things this is my collection of things i like them a LOT! i have chosen them because they are the funniest and fondest memories i have shared with my brain implants. they amuse me a lot and i like to look at them when i like to feel good and i really like to feel good especially in my spare time because i like to feel good in my spare time. because usually i think about blood and dead microorganisms but i do not enjoy that - okay that is a lie, haha! but it is nice to have a change of pace every now and then and just appreciate funny things like the potatoman, he is in terms of looks a good and funny looking man. i like his nose. lets look at things.

001_potato_man

this is the potatoman he has a good looking nose and the funny glasses they are very green. too green for my taste! if you know what i mean. hehe. money is green too but not too green it is like a good green hehe. heheheh eheh eh eh ehe e h ehehehehehe heheheehe. ah yeah. really exhausting all this laughing already! this is why i like this collection of my things. they are REALLY good to cheer me up!

002_smile_man

so this little fella he looks like my grandpa haha just kidding this is not my grandpa i think he looks a bit like my cousin actually now that i honestly think about it and consider this comparison. i dont really remember they are all dead now does not matter. haha i was just joking i do not have a cousin. you are easy to fool, friend! hehe this is what the spirit of the smile man is to me. he likes to joke! make lots of practical jokes! for example what i did to my neighbour: threaten to kill his wife unless he eats dog biscuits (and he did lol). still killed his wife. it was PRETTY funny.

003_monkey_gasp

right so yeah here we are with the monkey man orrrr well it is not really a man. reminds me more of pet i had. was not a monkey but we'll get to that so.. he looks like he is really scared you know. like he saw a GHOST and you go OH. OH!!!! like when i see a big bazonkas. THE big bazonkas. you know what i mean. heh. so yeah so i used to have a pet, looked a bit like a monkey BUT was actually a cat. yes indeed, yes indeed. so the cat i dont know it used to look like a cat but i was trying to see what happens if you stop feeding it and it started looking like this monkey man,it was just kinda FUNNY. also there were like worms all over it, they were nice and squiggly. wanna take a bath in them bet they are nice and warm and smushy.

004_lizard_buddies

haha these are my friends the lizard buddies they always make me laugh. one is red one is green ! thats so cool..................... yeah they always make funny jokes like one of them said haha thats a big sausage and the other one said if you know what i mean haha. good times. hey ho one is small one is tall. we sing a little song. that was very gay. HA!

005_pimple_clown

WOW!!!!!!! this clown he looks like a pimple on my ASS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet he is a chain smoker they always are haha why can they not just stay healthy just don't smoke dude haha bet that's why he doesnnnnt wanna talk! COME ON BUDDY! TALK!!! TALK!! WHY DONT YOU TALK!!! TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY!!! YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ NUGGET!!! TALK BACK!!! COME ON!! SAY SOMETHING! haha i always do this to him he never says something you know the things money can do. you know people say it doesnt get you anywhere but it DOES. it really does. in all the places. everywhere. all the time. whenever you like. whereever you like. why? does not matter. as long as you get it. if you know what i mean. ha!

006_business_man

haha yeah so here is my buddy the cool business man he knows his stuff i will let him talk a little bit in this collection of mine............ ............................. ..................................... ....................... ..............hehehe........................ ...................... ................. ................ hehehe . ... . ................. ............ ............. ............... ............. ....................











Good day, boss. I hope you are pleased with how business is going along. Is it going along nicely? Yes? Hmm...








haha yeah good one buddy nice nice i like your style okay onto the next one!!!!!

007_mouldy_grandpa

hoho.. this is mouldy grandpa.. he brings back memories. we fell apart. he hurt me. grandpa, why? he shaped me and moulded me but in the end he was the mouldy one. he got thrown into the pit. he was the first but not the last. that's funny. HAHA LOL. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny..

008_larry_the_cucumber_flower

so this here is larry the cucumber flower thing he is kind of despicable really he just disappoints me like a father to his son who goes to jail for tax fraud, he just makes me sick. i mean don't get me wrong. tax fraud is one thing.. but actually getting caught? absolutely disgusting. i didn't raise him like this. but you know why this is funny? because I AM the one who ratted him out. HAHAHA. he needs to be taught a lesson. he is not untouchable. i always told him to listen, he didn't, he gets what he asked for, he gets a big pizza with no pepperoni. FUNNY!

009_lazy_slob

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thinks he can get away being a lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but not with me. look at his smug ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face you think you're clever you little ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. gonna teach this nerd a lesson.

ok dude show me what you got because you are fue ♥♥♥♥ fing ♥♥♥♥ GETTING FIRED TONIGHT! TONIGHT!!! THAT MAKES ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

010_smug_guy

The year was 1800............. we wrote big history..... once in an annual malala chicken wing. Not funny. Sorry I was thinking. In 1800 something happened. I don't remember. After the involuntary life prolonging revolution we kind of lost track somewhere down the road.. But this guy. He knows. Look at his fat smug face. I should despise him. I hate him the most. He knows the things I forgot. But in a way the thing I hate the most makes me laugh the most you know. So he belongs here.

011_brother

HEY LITTLE BROTHER WHAT'S UP! JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO HAHA!!! WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP HAHA SOOOO YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? BROTHER? HEYYY?? YOU GOOD? TALK TO ME. WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ANYMORE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MAN!! HAHAHAHA !!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CLASSIC. WHAT A GUY. WHAT A DUDE. MY BRO.

012_gas_station

not even gonna look at this one HAHA what is it? i cant see. no wait! let me guess. is it a picture of a gas station? WAS I RIGHT? HAHA YESSS IM SOO GOOD AT GUESSING!





for the rare chance that i got it wrong, which I bet I didn't....... I was just testing you. LOL

013_cereal_food

gosh i love hanging from the ceiling gosh i lov ehanging gaagaga hadadada HEY ttttttttt tie a noose! TIE ONE!!! try it. it's hard to do. but can be therapeutic. ANYWAY.. this guy. lol. "guy" . NOT A GUY!!! he is actually what my cereal flakes loook like when i eat them. yeah. ok.

014_child

this COULD be a child i suppose. i cant tell. its too dark in here. hey there is also a wall of text in the way get out get out of the ♥♥♥♥ get out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wayyyy.... heh. feel good. feeling great. a lot. all the time.

015_man

thats a man.

016_scum

scum. absolute scum.

017_toothpaste_salesman

so this guy yeah he got me into business haha just kidding this guy he sold me some toothpaste dude i mean it was good toothpaste but look if you wanna lead a business you gotta run your mouth like you gotta know what youre talking about and I DO and this guy doesnt this guy is replaceable. easily i mean when i would have a fish stick and i eat it i can still puke it back up but if you eat this guy and you puke him back up he would be NOTHING he would lose everything he is. haha juts kidding this guy never was anything because he doesnt know anything about business like i do. im gonna listen to rusty metal noises now. cya. bye.

018_me

yeah so this is me on vacation. good times. yeah? say yes. okay hehe yeah i was on the beach just thinking. ah i could be doing the washing of my clothing. didnt do it. yet.

019_berry

this guy is actually a berry. not even kidding.

i eat food.
.....every day.
................do you?

020_fish

another food.

i eat it.
.......but not now.
.....................i am not hungry.

021_greasy_fry

another food. a GREASY FRY...

i am not hungry.
...but i eat it.
.........it is greasy.
............................GOOD.................

022_radioactive_fred

radioactive fred!!! thats him!! thats radioactive fred!!! i mean yeah he is scum but he i kinda you know i kinda like him? no not him thats a joke lol. i like what he does because he actually does do do the dirty work for me so yeah he might die one day but atleast he will die knowing he made life better for me. in a lot of ways. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his wife too. HA! i gave them money for it its ok!

023_almost_heaven

boss?
but i am boss.
are you?
is god real?
you kinda look like him.

024_monkeys

ooohh oooh ahh ahh they are red and blue monkeys!!! blue is a little SAD!!! lol i like to see them and SLAP EM!! hehe in a funny way likea big like a big big big ol' TIDDY!!! thats a cool word. i like that. lets do that together sometime. just you and me. by you i mean me. if you are anyone but me, please leave NOW.

025_drawing

just a drawing. i do not care for it.

026_good_guy

yeah good guy he works for me but kinda only like on the weekends but yeah hes like one of the good guys does a job does it clean usually not always but like doesnt really matter since hes one of the good guys. as long as he gets it done its good as we like to say in the business world.

027_booger

THATS A BOOGER! not from my nose. idk. not its not a booger or is it. it costs money. i dont really work with those things, i mean. i dont like to get things that cost money. i usually just get them. because im the boss. yeah a little on the nose there haha get it. yeah but not reallyyyyyy i dont really buy what the scum scum is buyingcccuzz likeee i dont buyyy stuffffff goddd just talking about it makes me feel SICK!!!!!!!

028_recap

wow that was great here is a quick recap of what we have been through so far i really enjoyed myself!!!! please dont tell me if you enjoyed yourself because i do NOT care unless you are me and you SHOULD be me because otherwise you are in the wrong place! hehe! thanks and thanks!

im in a GOOD MOOD.

029_life

why this guy has life tattooed on his forehead is a STUPID it is A STUPID i dont know if you can say that from a grammatical standpoint but look its just SO STUPID god look at that pretentious prick what the hell i mean i guess his face is kinda nice and i would slobber it all up, im pretty good at slobbering - but ive got no time for that. i have to be angry at the statement he is trying to make. im pretty sure he is trying to make one. after all "life" is a very broad term, it can be dissected and interpreted in many ways. so it is fairly obvious this guy is just a pretentious prick. you know what this looks a bit like a baby what if this no wait no haha got a better idea this guy is literally a bug. an insect. LOL imagine being an insect that tries to be all high and mighty.

030_death

hey quick update uhhhh.. last picture for now because the cult of order as well as the funny face gang unless they are the same IM NOT SURE dont really care cruelty squad rules anyway yknow what im saying ANYWAY sooo they are knocking on my door i might die soon, ugh, so i might be gone for a while, gonna expand the collection once they have reassembled my body. because i mean haha what are they gonna do, huh? DISASSEMBLE MY BODY AND HIDE MY LIMBS ALL OVER THE PLANET? i think not. and even if.. i have staff who collects the parts and reassembles them. its just a very boring process, i hate talking about these things. its like work. and i do not need to work. i am complete. probably the only complete thing in this here universe. AAAANYWAY... ugh. i hate dying since it actually costs money. you know, i kinda just like to keep my money. i dont like losing it. anyway... kinda just writing to myself here anyway... so... yeah... gonna go and die, brb.

031_pretty_flower

The boss is currently gone so he asked me to fill in for him...
The picture you see here is of a pretty flower. If I am not mistaken it is a genetically mutated crossbreed between a dandelion and a sunflower. These are particularly rare nowadays since crossbreeding with sunflowers has been made illegal in 173 states.

032_pretty_bird

Here we have a so called "pigeon". These are not rare at all, since they have gone completely extinct. The pigeon you see right here was created in a vial. A common practice in zoos. This should be obvious since all animal species will be extinct in 5 years.

Quick note: Boss, if you are reading this, which I know you will, because you are the only person reading this collection, since it's your collection, and, well, I, ah, I don't, know, how, to say this.. but, I could, use a raise. Please consider it, Sir. I appreciate your efforts and am always going to be a loyal supporter of Cruelty Squad.

033_pretty_dog

Here we have a cute dog. It was created from cheesy foot cells of a dead hobo. Quite cute indeed.

034_vegetarian_brother

Well, it appears I am running out of material since that's about all the images you have left me Sir. I do not want to put the blame on you, sorry if I made it sound like that. That was not my intent. I am adding my brother to the collection to keep expanding it. Here he is. As you can see he is quite unhealthy. This is due to him being a strict vegetarian. The genetical modification industry has had a few mess-ups when it comes to vegetarian food in the past few years. In all fairness, meat wasn't too good either. This is why any reasonable human being would stick to pills. I have exclusively eaten pills since I was born. Look at my facial structure. Perfect. I only had about 82 plastic surgeries. My face fell off about 2 times, which is in my humble opinion a great achievement.

035_pizza_boy

Well to be quite honest I don't know what else to put here. I just ordered a pizza and this right here is the pizza boy. I murdered him in case the boss needs another blood replacement. His skin does get wrinkly a lot like my grandfathers ballsack. And I should know, since I clean it every Sunday with a wet sponge soaked in a mixture of maple syrup and vinegar. Sorry I got off-topic. Blood replacement has been proven to be very useful to get rid of wrinkles. That's about it. Enjoy the pizza boy.

036_greasy_man

Oh, hello. How is the revival process of the boss coming along?













not good. turns out they did a pretty good job at dismembering him into tiny pieces and hiding them all over the place. also for some reason they jerked him off to death.


Well, you listen to me now! I'm sure the boss wouldn't want you to appear here, in his office, as greasy as you currently are. What did you do? Squeeze out some greasy chunkopops on your forehead and use it as a lotion? That is disgusting! Those things barely even pass at peasant food. Do you want me to ban you from my GMod server? I can ban you for RDM even if you didn't do it! I have the power! It is MY server.






pleaes im sorry please !! please sorry... sorry... please dont dont do anything bad to me please listen okay listen it wont wont wont wont sorry it wont wont wont. IT WONT.. happen again.. uhh.. yeah ill send the boss back to his office once we have reassembled him. and his penis.

037_my_face_skin

hey so this is me speaking from my phone to myself into my collection haha just kidding i just told my manager guy to write this so yeah. anyway. so. they put my face on the phone screen so i could actually talk. cuz FOR SOME REASON my face was still intact but the rest of my body is just not. no idea why they would do that. anywayyyyyy uhhh hey mr. manager guy you'll be replaced, you put a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greasy pizza boy in my collection and you talked about "pretty flowers and prett ybirdsss sisisissss adada" and you totally put the blame on me with not having enough picutres lilieke like WTTFF dude... ugh but the pretty bird and pretty flowers ♥♥♥♥ is the worst mistake youve made. YOU.. ARE...SUCH A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gosh maaan what the hell yeah anyway called the hitmen and theyre on their way. any last words?

It was an honor to serve you, Sir. I will give you admin to my GMod server before I die.









LOL!!! your head just got PFF BLOWN off haha youre dead!!!! HAHA BANG!!!! alright time to continue the collection while i get reassembled

038_manager_head

lol theres my managers head. yeah put it over there on my office desk. alright. AWESOME. what a great item for my collection. you know, i always kinda liked that guy. but not the guy. i mean i liked what he did. i dont like peasants. or people. but i like what he did so i guess i CANNN say as a joke that i liked him lol i would never do that though. he was a silly wanker after all.

039_super_crunchies

WOW!!! back in business, look at me. WOW i look good. ok to be honest i still feel a bit weird, a few parts are still missing theres like holes all over my body. but that'll get fixed soon. MAN. can you believe it? they took like a WHOLE hour or something to fix me back up. ♥♥♥♥. this scum gets slower and slower every day. i shouldnt even be paying them. AAAAAAAAHHH.. it feels good to finally be back. so. LETS GET TO MORE COLLECTING OF THINGS.. THINGIES... so.. here is the super crunhies i am eating right now. one of the only foods on the market without any actual poison in it. HAHA JUST KIDDING, its not on the market. poison in food is the best idea i actually ever had. its like a win:win. makes people buy my medicine, more profit for me, more fun for them. they get to do stuff. otherwise they would be bored? SUPER CRUNHIES. they are the Yum May. Yummy. WOOHOO woo. woo. look at that funny face on the funny crisps bag. thats right i said funny face, come at me funny face gang. ha. i got better security now so watch out next time youre gonna get shredded to bits, not me!

040_potato_man_2.0

WOOAHHH look at tha guy just as SEXY as potato man. except he IS potato mans nose. he is like his nose. like. thats a bruh moment right there. thats a good. good meme. good maymay. ay ay yo. ay yo. im in such a good mood. cant believe im back in my body. WOO... man.. being gone for a whole hour.. wooooshh.. that was.. wow.. that felt like WORK:: YOU KNoOW? dying KINDA feels like WORK!! and thats NOT OKAY.. Dying should be EASY.. we have to change that somehow. maybe start mass producing:

EASY-TO-USE DIY SUICIDE KITS FOR ALL AGES!

wow im a genius i should take a little break from life every once in a while, really reboots those implanted brain cells.

041_monkey_space_rocket

haha here we have monkey space rocket haaa look at the juicy juice coming out of his head omg WAIT this looks EXACTLY like that one grandma who i beheaded with a toothpick it took a week but she was already dead i THINK. oh monkey monkey tastes really good as well that makes me happy because this makes me think of the monkey brain i ate before it was really good it was with my buddy indiana jonason he was there right there with me enjoying the monkey brains it was awesome............... ....i kinda wanna buy some chunko bling blong some time like i know its like trash food but i wanna be a trash peasant scum boy for a day just for 1 day what would it be like?... would i become ugglyyyy?? haha PRESS X TO DOUBT MEME MOMENT..

042_ooga_booga_man

woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah THATS ooga booga man he from da jungle oiii fishies and chippies do not exist in the jungle!!!

043_squirrel_bug

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT A SQUIRREL THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUG???
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT REMINDS ME OF A SQUIRREL.. AND ALSO A BUG... IF THEY WERE LIKE ONE THING !!! WHAT !!!! THATS CRAZY!!!!! im just kidding, wow you are really bad at psychology, you know that?

044_rotten_manager_head

SO here we have a rotting tomato!! ahh.. no.. this is actually my managers head its starting to rot oh dear my office is starting to stinky stink! oh dear! better call the stinky cleaner! we get to him later (he is number 55 in MY collection because hes a peasant, although a cool looking one so yeah i wont go out of my way to show him now, just yeah go to 55 i mean 55 is a nice number right i mean thats like 44 but two 5s instead of two 4s thats kinda good.

045_no_face_skin

dont know what to make of you buddy!!!! your face looks like its NAKED .. hahaaa. actualllyyy im joking, i know why his face is gone. I TOOK IT OFF. LOL! because i wanted to try it on. what you see on my face right now? thats actually his face but all stretched out and stuff. i kinda need to get a new one, it has started to decompose and stuff stuff.. stuffy stuff Hah ! HA HA! remember 5 years ago on this very day? the big tragic event that happened? that was really tragic.

046_bubblegum_peter

HAHA!!! THAT IS BUBBLEGUM PETER!!! HE MAKES ME HYSTERICAL!!! RIGHT SO THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY KINDA FUNNY SO I WAS MAKING BUBBLEGUM BUBBBLESSS BUBBLIES AND AND I THOUGHT OMG WHAT IF SOMEONES HEAD WAS INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND I TOLD MY PEOPLE TO BIO-ENGINEER LIKE A BUBBLEGUM BUBBLE THAT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND WE KINDA JUST PUT HIM IN IT; WE COATED HIS BODY IN THAT STUFF AS WELL LOL WE FEEED HIM THROOUUUGH A TUBE SOMETIMES LMAO THATS WHY HE HAS A HOLE IN HIS LEFT EYE BECAUSE WE FEED HIM THROUGH THE EYE SO ITS LOOKS FUNNIER LOL

047_face_flesh

haha yes this is THE official tomato mascot for the tomato gang HA just kidding as always im such a jokester anywayyyy you see YOUUU who are you. oh you are me. OK. so, you see, me... uhh.. this is just kinda some fleshy parts that were left from pulling that ones guys face off. yeah thats honestly about it. kinda wanted to keep it though cuz it looks KINDA FUNNAY!!! also maybe i can put it on a cake for my grandmas next birthday so she gets a heart attack LOL

048_perfect_joey

ok i gotta get serious for a moment for this one. this is perfect joey. you actually cant look at him for too long or you will go insane if you stay too close, my reesarch department has engineered him to look as perfect as possible, we tried to use this for product advertisement but it failed terribly as people started drooling as soon as they saw it in a shopping window and they kinda just fell over with their head first to the floor and died by drowning in their own drool. oops! better luck next time.

049_cutest_product

NOW THIS I LIKE!!! this is the positive example of perfect joey because it actually WORKED. my scientist weirdos engineered him to look not "as perfect as possible" but "AS CUTE AS POSSIBLE" and what do people do when they see cute things? BUY THEM!! WITH MONEY!!!! YES!!! i mean i dont know what else you would buy things with but money is definitely a good start because its a good thing which i like which is why this guy makes me HAPPY anyway yeah dont look at him for too long or you might feel the need to want to fuse your body with his body which can have pretty dangerous side effects such as lead poisoning

050_guy_in_my_car

found this guy in my car this morning. kind of rude for him to just sit there so i blew his head off. hes starting to stinky. SOMEONE GET THE STINKY CLEANER!!! who we will get to at number 55 !!! no reason for me to tell you honestly its just that i realise how important the stinky cleaner can be, yes.. hmm.. hes still scum though.

051_masked_stripper

ah yes here we have the masked stripper, i made myself all golden orange by putting a lot of mega juicy lotion all over my body because you know why its GONNA GET HOT IN HERE!!!! WOOO i mean i know im just kinda like a mountain of flesh i dont think i even have genitals anymore but like just grab my flesh and wiggle it around that already kinda makes me feel good and jiggly! honestly! its like petting a cat! a big fleshy jiggly cat! thats me! PURRRRR PURRRRR

052_ugly_monkeys

now look i dont want to be ra cist or ... uh.. ...anythinnnngggg... BUT.. these guys look A LOT like the ones from number 24, except in a different color and WAY uglier i mean if i saw them on the street weeew buddyyyy i would probably just knock them out cold! and tell em they deserve it for subjecting me to their ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faces!! haha ♥♥♥♥ yeah!

053_mom

THERES MY MOMMY!!! or was it my GRANDmommy?? LOL i actually genuinely dont remember because i never really talk to them beside like financing stuff or whatever i often let them do my boring money work for me yknow!! theyre good business people my relatives yeah but me? ME? no LOL i mean yes they kind of gave me their most valuable properties but i GENUINELY dont know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i DONT have to because i am BETTER than you because i was literally CHOSEN for this job. BY THEM! so dont you even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare talk back to me you little ♥♥♥♥. oh.. HAHA! who am i even talking to...

054_my_cat

OMG HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY CUTE KITTY CAT ISNT SHE SO CUTE GUGUGU GAGA I LOVE HER SO MUCH SOMETIMES I GIVE HER SOME LIMBS FROM MY SCUM PEOPLE TO EAT HAHA GUGUGU LITTLE CUTE KITTY AHAHAHA ONE TIME I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY AH WAIT THATS A BIT TOO PRIVATE MAYBE ILL PUT THIS IN MY ACTUAL DIARY! HA!

055_stinky_cleaner

and here we have the stinky cleaner, he does the dirty work and by that i mean HE CLEANS MY POOP !! HA!!! just ... just kidding gosh you are so easy to fool no yeah he cleans up dirty stinkies of all kind HA heeee you know when somone doesnt pay their bills we throw a little gas grenade in there and stinky man goes in there and beats them up in the midst of the gas clouds to keep them conscious while theyre crying their eyes out from the gas HA its so funny to watch honestly a true sight to behold but still stinky cleaner is just another peasant so honestly thats why i just call him stinky cleaner because hes stinky just like the rest but also he does clean the stinkies HA!

056_ink_hobo

THIS.. GUY.. HAS.. INK ON HIS FACE!!! because I THREW INK AT HIM!!! ... HE IS BLIND.. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!! ... LOL!!! yeah my people brought him in they said they found him on the street and i started talking to him hey man why dont you get some work you know like why dont you work with us and he kinda just went like "bluh bluh bluh give me food please i am starving" and i said HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN THAT TONE TO ME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ I AM OFFERING YOU A JOB AS A HITMAN OR SOMETHING AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOOD ?? YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE FOOD UP YOUR ASS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRDO OH GOD YOU STINK LIKE HELL ???

[Yukon Cornelius]

SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

IM GODS AND MONSTERS

[TheGuacKing]

my blood is full of poison and the people around me are blind

[Wolly]

This seems to have been updated a bit since I first read it.

[Blackdog420]

HELLO THANK YOU FOR GUIDANCE

[marshall lee]

ink hobo is more like... lamp dude

[wake up its 2008]

will you add the bj giving bioslave

[TypicalWeed]

Meds now

[Look, I'm Sorry For...]

What's up with this community...

[Username Haver]

Based. Billions must collect

[Dingus Kong]

is 52 racist. like