Quick & Easy Achievements

A quick guide detailing how to get some of the easier achievements in Cookie Clicker.

Introduction

While in most games collecting achievements doesn't do much, in Cookie Clicker they are actually very useful. Certain achievement milestones award you with milk: a valuable resource that can greatly increase your CpS (Cookies per Second) later on in the game via kitten upgrades.

Cookie-dunker

Cookie-dunker is achieved by dunking the cookie in the milk. This is done by resizing the Cookie Clicker window until the bottom of the cookie is submerged in the milk.

Just wrong

Just wrong is achieved by selling 1 grandma. To do this, go to the store and swap from buy mode to sell mode then click "Grandma" once.
Tip: You'll know you're in sell mode if the buildings have a red border.

Tiny cookie

Tiny cookie is achieved by going to the "Stats" tab and clicking one of the tiny cookies in the "General" section.

What's in a name

What's in a name is achieved by renaming your bakery. To do this, click on [blank]'s bakery on the top left of the screen and simply write something then click confirm. You can also get the "God complex" achievement by simply naming your bakery "Orteil", although it doesn't count towards the milk percentage.

Here you go

Here you go is achieved by simply clicking the achievement slot between "What's in a name" and "Tabloid addiction". To find the achievements section, click on the "Stats" tab and scroll down until you find it.

Tabloid addiction

Tabloid addiction is achieved by clicking on the news ticker at the top of the screen at least 50 times.
Tip: While not necessary, it's much faster to get this by using an autoclicker.

Olden days

Olden days is achieved by finding and clicking on the "forgotten madeleine". You can find it by clicking on the "Info" tab and scrolling all the way down to the bottom. It is located in the bottom right corner.

Uncanny clicker

Uncanny clicker is achieved by clicking the cookie 15 times a second.
Tip: While not necessary, it's much easier to get this by using an autoclicker.

Stifle the press

Stifle the press is achieved by resizing your tab and then clicking on the news ticker. You should resize the tab so it's tall, but not wide.

Tip: You'll know it's the right size when it says "News: help!"

[nyabio]

W guide

[✪Samiska]

got over 1000hours this was new Stifle the press
Good guide

[Human]

Instructions unclear, true never click achieved.

[Pipo]

GOD

[Seb]

Good guide!

[Silmarillion]

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[izetaeme]

thanks for this my friend

[seven]

did you try turning it off and on again?

[Just Some Mushroomhead Dork]

Instructions unclear, achieved Gaseous Assets instead.

[Myst]

it's fine, ty.