Quick Immediate Achievements!

There are a few miscellaneous achievements that can be attained without really... playing the game at all. Here's how to get them.

Why get these?

Getting achievements gets you milk! Milk later on boosts your cookies per second by large amounts, it's worth it to get every achievement possible.

Tiny cookie

This achievement is very easy. Simply head over to the "Stats" tab and click on one of the small cookies displayed next to the various counters at the top, Highlighted in following image.

What's in a name

This one is also straightforward and I imagine everyone will get this one at some stage, All you have to do for this one is just change your name! The name menu can be accessed by clicking on your bakery's name above your cookie count.

Here you go

To get Here you go, go to the achievements section in the stats tab, click on the (currently empty) achievement slot to the right of the "What's in a name" achievement. This gives you the achievement.

Tabloid addiction

At the top of the screen, between all the tabs, there is the tabloid, clicking on the text present there will cycle to a new headline, do this 50 times total and the achievement will unlock.

Stifling the press

Resize the window, similarly to cookie dunker, so that the news ticker is squished and calling for help. Then, simply click on it.

Olden days

To find the forgotten madeleine, go to the info tab and scroll aaallllll the way down, at the bottom right it should be there, click it, unlocking this achievement.

Cookie-dunker

This achievement was only made (easily) possible again in version 2.042 of the steam release. To attain this achievement you need a bit of milk from other achievements. Resize the whole game window until your "big cookie" is touching the milk at the bottom of the window. This should unlock the achievement, wait a moment if it does not.

[AnAngryPig]

Exactly!

[bhop_kathijinks]

this is the true neverclick strat yeah, get Lucky! golden cookies twice

[AnAngryPig]

Which means, theoretically, you could get every other Golden-Cookie-accociated achievement from this method.

[AnAngryPig]

I got 'Golden Cookie' (You get for clicking 1 Golden Cookie) without clicking the cookie at all, it's a brand new run, never ascended. You just have to wait.

[I'M COLD]

Click the tiny cookie to get Tiny cookie

[dhk444]

change ur bakery name to orteil (it a shadow achievement but still cool)

[Luko]

Thx, you explained some cheevos I´ve searched for. :D

[Impala101]

i consider selling a grandma an immediate achievement as well. it gives u "Just Wrong"

[bhop_kathijinks]

@Motosman, added, thanks!

[MOTS0]

Stifiling the press was added.
It requires you to make the screen small enough that the news ticker says "Help!', then you click it.