how to suddenly become smart

[now compatible for v1.2.1 update]

did you ever think to yourself that you are not smart enough and/or your intellectual capabilities aren't enough to complete even the first puzzle? (ex. - me trying to figure out how to complete first puzzle) actually don't think that you are not smart enough because puzzles in this game are actually hard (this is outdated its no longer hard)
then fear not, this guide is going to teach you how to press w on your keyboard

do people actually need this because of how easy caves part is

very first puzzle

at first you must hover onto glitchy button and press z to start the game













then you listen to some dialogue and game is going to self-destruct

after it you will see The Real Game Menu™





also while it is time for it
beware of spoilers or some thing idk you know what you are doing if you are looking at this

not the computer

i bet everyone doesn't understand the same as me what to do with computer and why is there a mirror



if you will keep pressing z on the mirror for long enough, you will notice that letters which are shimmering on the mirror, aren't actually randomized and have some type of pattern...?

yeah weird to know that but that still won't help you trying to figure out what to do
so forget about mirror because it wont help you anymore


this is what you want to write in

now you completed your first puzzle, congratulations

disguised weird film

as someone who played oneshot for 69 times and knows that you should never trust fridges
but forget about the fridge on first floor because you no longer need it














go to bedroom at first and find scissors

then you can go to floor 2 and as i said about fridges, press z on it













now, why do i talk about weird film
it's something like weird film buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut,
drag your game window and shake it like crazy

then you combine scissors and paper like in minecraft and you get basement key

open the door where you always did and go for the lightbulb and open another door using lightbulb
now you've completed your second puzzle i gesuseufkdddmhgkh *dies*

minecraft 1.18 cave

oh god this thing exists but cool place tbh
if you are one of these people who played old version, you are going to still remember this song for the rest of your life because of how much time you've spent in the old cave trying to figure out what to do, but not for these people who played new version because this is 69.420% easier now

you will like this place, and now your true adventure begins
this is what do you need to get at first:

• a jar
  
• a syringe
  
• no longer a screwdriver

at first you want to go at this place to find things
go to main hall and go to the entrance with papers lying on the ground

this location actually looks cool now (skyboard likes)













you will locate manufactory there,
next to entrance you will find medic box with you wont guess whats inside
in the same place if you go below you will find a jar













then you need to come back to main hall and from it go below where you will find a pond
now you need to find a blob which is located across the bridge













after you fill up the syringe head back to an old friend of ours because its the computer













box puzzle is not changed at all besides the part where you had to get screwdriver and do thing
now at the box puzzle itself, i will try to explain it as much as i can
so uh, you can see that your game window moves up and down, and then it stops moving and goes up or down again 2 more times
you must count how much times your game window goes up or down and then by how much you counted, you must roll the dials either x times down or up, and repeat the same for 2 times
my first language isn't english don't make fun of me or i will cease to exist
or just watch the video lololololo

dont mind the old location footage i was too lazy to record it again lol!!!

head back to manufactory and if you saw a scary terminal, go to it
but its not working, why you might say? its not charged!!!
next to it you can see a solar panel, hold your lightbulb and charge it
after that it will commit self destruct but you wont need it ever again anyways
you can see a small box where you need to put in 3 things: a jar, whats containing in a syringe and a rectangle thing, by it i mean battery case. after you did that, press on the terminal and you will have to wait, after battery is ready for use, press on the big box to acquire your battery back

now we remember what we did in oneshot, we charged the battery, but how?
we combined our lightbulb and the battery

after it you're free to go back to power room













now you can put minecrafted battery in the generator and win













ok now after we activated the generator we talk to some robot that is very familiar
when going below and turning to the left you can remember there being rocks, no more













now continue going to the left until you will find....... some scary place

new location is so pro we now dont have to walk for 100 years and maybe also dont break our heads to figure out what to do because thats what happened lol!!
anyways minecraft 1.18 puzzle part 1 completed i think, congratulations

minecraft 1.18 cave part 2

looks intimidating
i call this the real minecraft cave, this place is kinda scary

now you gotta follow the lights until you find

• keycard
  
• sponge

and you dont get the transponder anymore so you have to manually walk back now
after you find all of it you can go back somehow

now we are allowed to access some certain places with keycard like this one













this is the storage room i think, you can find rubber gloves here
you will also find some labyrinth made out of bookshelves, complete it to get some disc
(idk why do you need discs i played this update only to update the guide)

now you can go to next closed door where you will find goggles
it is not necessary to solve the puzzle on this computer




go to the left side and open all doors there too
now we go to cafeteria which is the door that is located on the most left side













lets go to cafeteria and we find the bottle in the sink

go to this place and go below and then go to the left to find disc 2 if you want it













now go to the elevator room which is located to the left of computer
elevator with purple lights on is working













there are not so many places to walk but anyways walk to rowbot and talk to him at first
but turns out this man cannot move













now go back to the underground and talk to menderbot about how to get to prophetbot
he will tell you what to do, now go to that place where you arrived for the first time
talk to robot with your bottle equipped again because we need that free gas
but uh oh! we dont know what to do so go talk to menderbot again and he will do stuff

now you are going to play as the robot itself
daily reminder that you can walk on the rails
remember to pick up the gas after you do that puzzle thing
final step full up the syringe with poopooshidfard again

now we are going to craft a lot of things

combine your syringe with bottle at first
then you combine bottle of acid with sponge
now go the elevator room and go to the barrens surface

now talk to the rowbot again with wet sponge equipped and clean him













now niko wants to go sleep
but good for you, there is a conveniently placed bed for you

basically you completed the game for now, as there are no more mazes and after you launch the game again you will experience like 2 more minutes of gameplay

my opinions or something

good game

[Vakxi]

puzzlest i did too lol, menderbot was in a spot where when they are trying to run away i block them, so i'm just stuck in a cutscene state (: guess im getting whatever the "you lost menderbug" achievement in this run..

[Dominik159E0]

Thank you, I suddenly became smart

[Melody]

> now the very scary part about this weird thing, i only have one explanation, just walk around until you will find

Follow the lights

[Skyboard]

maybe thats you only how exactly did it softlock

[puzzlest]

i commited softlock with mendingbot or whatever, anyone else or is it just me?

[ViperSqdLead]

Oh, yes. K n o w l e d g e .

smort 100%

[Melody]

i'm so sorry

[koishi komeiji]

thanks now im smot

[Skyboard]

its fineeeeeeeee no need to be sorry
i know that mines are going to be revamped as i saw your stream

[Melody]

I'm sorry for giving you more work but this guide is gonna need to be revamped soon