Yet Another List of Postal 2 Cheats

A complete list of cheats for Postal 2, taken from the games files as of version 1415

Introduction

I took all the cheats here from the game's files. Most require you to open the console with ` (above tab on most US keyboards), and type "sissy" (without quotes) which will enable cheats and DISABLE ACHIEVEMENTS. A few cheats need to be unlocked, but the unlocks are a little bit finicky so I didn't list them. Some cheats have multiple commands listed: those are just all possible commands, any one of them will do. All the cheats listed should be typed without quotation marks, and are not case sensitive.

Cheats

"sissy" - enables cheats and DISABLES ACHIEVEMENTS

"Alamode" - makes you invincible (should be Allah Mode, but it's not) (toggle)
"PackNHeat" "GunRack" "Armory" - gives you almost all weapons (some must be unlocked)
"PayLoad" "BlastACap" - gives you 9999 ammo for all weapons, and sets the ammo limit to 9999 (including things like the bladder and the Stun Gun. there's also a third command for this one, but Steam censored part of it)
"IAmSoLame" "WhyDoIPlay" "Kamek0wnzJ00" - gives you all weapons with 9999 ammo, and makes the player invincible
"Kamek0wnsMe" - gives you all weapons with 9999 ammo, makes you fire really fast, jump super high, and makes you run really fast
"PiggyTreats" - gives you 20 doughnuts
"JewsForJesus" - gives you $5000
"BoyAndHisDog" - gives you 20 dog treats
"Jones" "HeadShop" "CrackAddict" - gives you 20 "health pipes"
"SwimWithFishes" - gives you 500 radar, and the "Large Mouth Bass" and "Piranha" radar plugins
"FireInYourHole" - turns on rocket cameras (toggle)
"SlowRockets" - slows down rockets for use with the rocket camera
"FastRockets" - speeds up rockets for use with the rocket camera
"NormalRockets" - normalizes rocket speed
"IAmTheOne" - gives you 20 catnip
"Lotsa♥♥♥♥♥" "CatFancy" "MeowMix" "CatNado" - gives you 20 cats
"BlockMyAss" - gives you 200 body armor
"SmackDatAss" - gives you the Gimp suit
"IAmTheLaw" - gives you the Cop outfit
"Healthful" "InjectLife" "Curaga" - gives you full health and 4 medkits
"Whatchutalkinbout" - turns all NPCs into Gary Coleman
"Osama" - turns all NPCs into extremists
"KrotchatizeMe" - turns all NPCs into Krotchy
"JewTown" - gives all NPCs Mike J's head
"Zombification" - turns all NPCs into zombies
"RockinCats" - makes the machine gun and the shotgun shoot cats
"DokkinCats" - turns off "RockinCats"
"BoppinCats" - makes cats fired from guns bounce off walls
"SplodinCats" - turns off "BoppinCats"
"NowWeDance" - makes the machine gun shoot scissors (toggle)
"IFeelFree" - no clipping (toggle)
"LikeABirdy" - lets you fly around without clipping through things (toggle)
"HeadShots" - everyone dies with a single shot to the head (toggle)
"MightyFoot" - makes you kick really fast and really hard (toggle)
"DogLover" - spawns a dog and makes him love you
"CopKilla" - makes bystanders hate cops (toggle)
"Charismatic" - makes bystanders help you (toggle)
"GhostTown" - removes everyone except for you (the only way to get people back is to re-enter the level, doesn't seem to remove Leprechauns)
"Anarchist" - removes cops
"SuperMario" - makes you jump super high (toggle)
"SonicBoom" - makes you run really fast (toggle)
"Domino" - gives you 20 pizzas
"JerkInYourBox" - gives you 20 fast food
"MoonMan" - low gravity (toggle)
"TheQuick" - makes you fire really fast
"UnQuick" - makes you fire normal speed
"Bullet" - slows down everything except the Dude (toggle)
"AntiBullet" - speeds up everything except the Dude (toggle)
"PropBreaker" - breaks all breakable props in the level (cars, windows, doors, etc.)
"EgoBoost" - makes NPCs heads larger (can be used multiple times, and with "WitchDoctor")
"WitchDoctor" - makes NPCs heads smaller (can be used multiple times, and with "EgoBoost")

[Jiggle Jiggle™]

you don't need a cheat for that; it's called: a harder difficulty. hestromode everyone acts like it's the appocalypse on Friday, minus automatically attacking you.

[Thanatos Vorigan]

I really want RWS to add a cheat that makes all NPCs attack each other.

[Pyri]

whatchutalkinbout does not work

[JCGemX]

Are there give commands for certain weapons?

[Nekyia]

@MountainDerp Because that ruins the point of achieve ments?

[lily lilykins]

Thanks mate. :D OH NO SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[ZHZ]

It doesnt recognize ''sissy''

[bung blast]

why no achievements when cheats on

[juulian]

Smecken you have to type sissy first

[Smecken!]

no cheats work for me