Beginner Weapons

Weapons beginners should use

First thing you must do

Buy the Digital Deluxe, trust me.

AVT-40

Bought Digital Deluxe?
Yes: Use this gun all the time and make sure always on fully semi automatic for maximum evil. What is fully semi automatic? Everyone knows this is 3000 rounds per second every second full on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mode.
No: You should give this glorious company all your dirty money.

MKb 42(H)

Best gun forever, you will never need another gun ever in your life. Always keep it on full CoD mode.

PPSh-41

Russian and like to rush into things? This is perfect bullet hose for you! You don't even need to aim, just hipfire spray into everything and everyone. Teammate in way? Spray him down too so you can get more kills than anyone else on your team.

Scoped Bolt Action Rifles

Want to be the very best, like no one ever was? To find them all is your real test, and to kill them is your cause? This is the rifle for you then you camping little cutie! All you have to do is stay behind everyone, hide, and shoot at random enemies. Your job as an elite sniper is to kill all the enemy. Don't mind the enemy sniper on the other flank that isn't killing you, just focus on those juicy meatbags in front of you.

PTRS-41

Like seeing limbs explode? Have a gore fetish and can't get enough of it? You are a sick bastard but I still love you like a cousin. We should go out sometimes, you never call after that one night we had. This fine tool is only used for killing people and nothing else. Never ever use this majestic piece of art against a tank! You will never be able to destroy a tank unless you read another guide on how to but that isn't any fun.

Satchel Charges

Do you want to kill your whole squad because they wanted to see what you threw? Is grenades just not enough for your forever 13 year old brain? I like you, kid. This is the best way to instill fear in both friend and foe. Let's get serious here though, alright? Once you throw the satchel tell your whole team you did it and where, and tell them to open tactical view because they are idiots and won't even do that. Too much tk and you are out so be careful where you place these little boom bags.

It's over

Come around next time for what classes you should use and how to use them!
Please don't forgive for all the grammar mistakes I made.

[{MERC.1}PZII]

thx for the info

[The Asian Driver]

Backy to backy buddies!

[The Asian Driver]

Love it! I want you to be in my Stupid Alliance!!

[Rooster]

Stupid guide by a stupid man.

[The Asian Driver]

I already love this guide because its stupid

[Sir Cunnilingus]

Link to Pokemon is awesome.

[Rooster]

I must have gave you the wrong number, sorry. Bowling sounds nice though, when are you available?

[★Brakit]

I tried calling back. Said the user's number was no longer registered.
I'd get where you're coming from man, but you can't pin the whole thing on ME.
You gotta look out for your cousins, y'know?

Also, you wanna go bowling later?

[Miikkb ♪]

my eyes have been opened

[Rooster]

No need to thank me, it's my job.