oh wow is that voidigo

inspired by that one risk of rain 2 guide you know the one https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2005030972
if people like it i may do bosses

drash

no, she is not a stone golem, that is a suit

pros: is a fan of golfing, and will most definitely chime in with an additive idea after you come up with basically anything

mixed: will probably talk your ear off, and is unnaturally good at designing saw traps, but will never tell anyone about it

cons: she WILL lie about her age on tinder only to abandon the date due to "personal reasons", but you know that she just wanted to do a little trolling

HEY! GIT OUTTA MY CHAIR! i dunno who that guy was, but he wrote the cons section for me so uhhh ok

clozo

i KNOW he has a gacha life-tier origin story, DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT

pros: cute, fluffy, and is willing to give hugs whenever you're feeling down

mixed: is actually helping you for a selfish purpose, as the only happiness he has after being separated from his loving family is making others happy. this is in mixed because you may not be bothered by it

cons: although his welcoming exterior, he can and will abandon you in a life threatening situation (a la high air pressure)

looks like this random guy who was salty about his tinder date is gone now. i wonder who he was?

professor karkamas

why is his tower called the tower of problems? i heard on facebook it's a subliminal message to the observant that he creates problems, not solves them. sounds like it's real, so it must be.

pros: he's an inventor, so if you like that that's cool i guess.

mixed: he spends less time sleeping than sitting holed up in his tower of problems, creating problems for the goverment to manipulate into amazing things, or so the first result on google tells me.

cons: he really hates the phrase "wake up, people." i dunno why. he also has a very short temper because of sleep deprivation, not unlike my 4th grade social studies teacher. he is also basically disabled, because of his overuse of his patented "Auto-Wheeler", reducing the need to walk.








................ whhhggggghgh... how long was i out for? listen, i must tell you all: lies, peddling deception, all from the first result on GOOGLE DOT COM! who knew you couldn't trust everything you read on the internet? anyways, a memetic kill agent is being sent to my screen, and due to me living in a dystopian future envisioned by the ancient prophets, also known as the people who made the picture of a guy looking at his phone from the facebook logo, i am unable to take my eyes away from my computer screen and i shall be terminated. better finish botanika's page quick.

botanika

honestly i have no obvious thing to clear up. she is flower.

pros: flower is nice. she is gardener. garden fun.

mixed: maybe you are allergic to flower?

cons: you may become distanced from your loved ones because flower is nice :)

hello, it turns out the memetic kill agent was a hoax :)
let's all go outside and smell t he FLO W ERS
SMMMMMMM EELLL T H E E F L OWE R S


IT IS NOWW SAFE TO GO OO UU TT SS II DD EE











haha just kidding, wasn't that funny? anyways the worst thing about that being fake was the memetic kill agent from the facebook information corporation, time to die hehe

[Haohmaru]

jester farmer

[grumble]

@dotty you're welcome i guess???

[dotkyute]

I LOVE THIS

thank you for making it

[mentibee]

draw them in ms paint....

[Eisvogel]

plot twist... clozo was a girl all along, not a "he"