How to delete the pixels

This guide will instruct you how to delete the pixels...

You have pixels

You have a very serious problem commonly known as McPixel pixel. Spread across all system users, this condition contains the following symptoms:

* Pixels in your McPixel game

Dont worry, you are still able to be saved.

Solution 1: Throw your computer away

• Step one: Unplug computer from wall
  
• Step two: Lift computer with your bare hands. Admire your brute strength as you hold the entire internet in your hands.
  
• Step three: Walk, with computer still in hands, towards nearest tall cliff.
  
• Step four: Throw computer, and admire the crashing noises to come.

Solution 2: The magic hotkeys

For those wishing for a cheaper solution, this is the way.

• Hit alt + F4 repeatedly until the magic happens
  
• Press and hold your power button until all the pixels are magically deleted.
  
• Eat some lucky charms. It won't fix the pixels; but, your mouth will feel magically delicious.

Solution 3: The odd one

• Step one: Get 8oz. of Moose Milk.
  
• Step two: Make some hot chocolate with it, adding exactly 5 white chocolate chips
  
• Step three: Drink exactly half of it.
  
• Step four: Go to the nearest local hot chocolate distributor and present your idea
  
• Step five: Make a bajillion dollars off of your hot chocolate idea.
  
• Step six: Build a software development company that makes a windows mac linux OS hybrid called Animal, Decor, or Fruit.
  
• Step seven: Use your new OS and your software company and spend the rest of the bajillion dollars to make a clone of McPixel, except with blackjack and hookers.
  
• Step eight: The blackjack and hookers will make the pixels disappear, without the need of magic, only the proven science of blackjack and hookers.
  
• Step nine: enjoy

You have no pixels

If you tried all of these, you have no pixels.... Be eternally grateful.

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bery gud guide i fix pix els just like you say
5/5 I will share this with my mom

[Mishel]

@Jorge Santos you made my day

[Midnight]

Need clarified instructions, got dick stuck in ceiling fan.

[Bradburium]

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[Spooky Kabuki Theater]

@Metal Mandalorian

Pixels = Little computer blocks. Like 2D legos.
McPixel = A cool guy who defuses bombs

[Metal Mandalorian]

I don't understand the terminology being used