McPixel

McPixel

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How to delete the pixels
By Spooky Kabuki Theater
This guide will instruct you how to delete the pixels...
 
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You have pixels
You have a very serious problem commonly known as McPixel pixel. Spread across all system users, this condition contains the following symptoms:

* Pixels in your McPixel game

Dont worry, you are still able to be saved.
Solution 1: Throw your computer away
  • Step one: Unplug computer from wall
  • Step two: Lift computer with your bare hands. Admire your brute strength as you hold the entire internet in your hands.
  • Step three: Walk, with computer still in hands, towards nearest tall cliff.
  • Step four: Throw computer, and admire the crashing noises to come.
Solution 2: The magic hotkeys
For those wishing for a cheaper solution, this is the way.

  • Hit alt + F4 repeatedly until the magic happens
  • Press and hold your power button until all the pixels are magically deleted.
  • Eat some lucky charms. It won't fix the pixels; but, your mouth will feel magically delicious.
Solution 3: The odd one
  • Step one: Get 8oz. of Moose Milk.
  • Step two: Make some hot chocolate with it, adding exactly 5 white chocolate chips
  • Step three: Drink exactly half of it.
  • Step four: Go to the nearest local hot chocolate distributor and present your idea
  • Step five: Make a bajillion dollars off of your hot chocolate idea.
  • Step six: Build a software development company that makes a windows mac linux OS hybrid called Animal, Decor, or Fruit.
  • Step seven: Use your new OS and your software company and spend the rest of the bajillion dollars to make a clone of McPixel, except with blackjack and hookers.
  • Step eight: The blackjack and hookers will make the pixels disappear, without the need of magic, only the proven science of blackjack and hookers.
  • Step nine: enjoy
You have no pixels
If you tried all of these, you have no pixels.... Be eternally grateful.
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5 Comments
TheWarтon Dec 23, 2017 @ 9:49am 
@Jorge Santos you made my day
Jorge Santos Jul 14, 2017 @ 11:41am 
Need clarified instructions, got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
Bradburium May 4, 2014 @ 10:05am 
Huehuehuehue
Spooky Kabuki Theater  [author] May 4, 2014 @ 9:01am 
@Metal Mandalorian

Pixels = Little computer blocks. Like 2D legos.
McPixel = A cool guy who defuses bombs
Metal Mandalorian May 4, 2014 @ 2:38am 
I don't understand the terminology being used