How to Moonwalk

How to Moonwalk on dbd.

Defining Moonwalks

Have u seen crabs? Then u've seen Moonwalks. Now if you've never been blessed enough to witness an actual crab, here:

Badass right? Not really. But oh well. Now you've seen your first Moonwalk.

With some practice here's what we aim for:

Ezpz.

Gettin' in da mood

Originally posted by Michael Jackson:

Iono why sum nubs wanna learn how to moonwalk on DBD but u gotta be in the right mindset, just sayin'.

Now Michael himself may or may not have said that but you DEFINITELY gotta be in the right mindset if you wanna moonwalk. We all got our jamz and whatnot but I am leaving some playlists cause why tf not!

1. Songs I would moonwalk to if I knew how to Moonwalk

That's you right now. But soon you'll be Moonwalkin' dun worry bby. :steamhappy:

2. Toxic Gaming Vibes x_x

Disclaimer: I won't be held accountable for what you do under the influence of this Playlist.

3. Running For My Life

AKA DBD IN A NUTSHELL

4. How to take a glitter bath and moonwalk your way out of depression

Who doesn't love a good glitter bath?

I mean, yeah this will totally do it! Mindset ready?

Lezgo

Step 1: Run in circles

Runnin' Circles Round My Head

Pretty self explanatory, but if you need visual cues:

Step 2: Walk Backwards

Remembar da crab? IT'S CRAB TIME BBY!

Even hippos are hoppin' on da trend.

Proof:

Disclaimer: Any likelyhood with Jane's MASSIVE booty is pure coincidence.
Or not.

Results

Once you've mastered the art of the Moonwalk, your figurative e-peen will grow so much you will fear killers no more. YOU WILL CAMP BUBBAS, STALK MYERS (Like most of his fangirls already do), TRAP HAGS, etc., etc., etc.

Final proof of a Rank 1 Moonwalker:

That's you after applyin' sensei Neo's guide.

Enjoy your new DBD mastery life, get all dat money son/daughter!

EzwinEzLife

Take a look at the guide image in hires cause I didn't use photoshop for 20 mins for nuttin'

Thank you

You're welcome. :P

[n e o]

Thanks 😁

[Avacato 🥑]

<3

[david.]

how do i report a post for being factual

[Mr.Oct4v]

many crack guide

[n e o]

If u can't Moonwalk after reading this u just don't got it bby.

[The_Ninth_Son]

4head more like 5head

[Blungus Ultra++]

People are so dumb, I am a master of moon walking after reading this

[Russian Sly]

Useless guide with 90% unneccessary fluff

[я люблю соленье]

[tomas]

just get good 4head