Why Thermal Paste is a suitable substitute for jam

In this guide i will be explaining why Thermal Paste makes a better piece of toast then jam, as well as the benefits of choosing Thermal Paste over jam.

Why is Thermal Paste Better then Jam?

Well for many reasons. Here is a small list of all the reasons why:

• Nutritous and Delicious

Thermal Paste is both highly nutritious, being rich in vitamins and minerals, all necessary to support your Top-Game-Performance-Factor™️. Thermal paste is also incredibly delicious, with a delicious chemical taste with a metallic hint in there too.

• Thermal Paste is relatively cheap

That's right. A serving tube of thermal paste can be bought for as little as $7 aud for a basic one and $12 aud for a better quality, better tasting serving tube.

• There is a large variety of brands and flavour variations to choose from.

My personal favourite flavour is the "Mastergel Pro" by Cooler Master. But there is lots to choose from. "Mastergel Regular is cheaper" and tastes just as good.

• Thermal Paste evenly spreads the heat across the toast, cooking it perfectly.

That's right. Because thermal paste has such good thermal efficiency, an even spreading will cause the heat to evenly spread over the piece of bread making for a perfect cook on all the surface, meaning there will be no uncooked bread-y spots.

• It is the chosen spread of PC Gamers.

The superior gamer type.

Thermal Paste Toast using MasterGel Regular

Here's a picture of some thermal paste toast i made using Cooler Master's MasterGel Regular (i wanted to save my MasterGel Pro for a better occasion).

Disclamer

Please don't actually eat thermal paste. Like seriously don't. It wouldn't be good for you at all.
This Guide is a joke. It is just meant to make you laugh or at least exhale through your nose. Please do not take it seriously

[marblehornet]

this shit bussin wtf (also younger me could not spell croissaunts wtf)

[idkwhatimdoing]

10/10 would try again

[idkwhatimdoing]

Screw it imma eat my pc's thermal paste see if it tastes good

[idkwhatimdoing]

High recommendation

[idkwhatimdoing]

I have tried many different flavours and can comfortably say the Arctic MX-4 Thermal compound is an S+ flavour and is cheap and reliable for those mornings that waking up is difficult on. Personally i love drinking Corsair Hydro X coolant to wash it down

[JihadJeff]

this was great infomation. thank you for this

[noobie]

I ate thermal paste and now I'm running 20c colder than usual

[Bloonboy]

$090 foollong still hot XD

[marblehornet]

what about Corsair croisaunts?

[FortnotVR]

I love the 4090 sandwich