Goat Simulator - Complete Achievements, Secrets, Unlockables and Collectables!

This is a complete guide for the game Goat Simulator. In this guide you will find walkthroughts for every achievement, a list of secrets, unlockables, and a brief guide of the locations of all the goat statues in the game which is found under the respective "Extras" sections.

I have alphabetised the achievements in this guide to make it easier to find the ones you're missing, you can also press Ctrl + F (Cmd + F on mac) to search specifically for whichever achievements you're missing.

Happy hunting!

Global Achievements

These are achievements that can be completed in any area/dlc.

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

You must not harm or destroy anything for 5 minutes.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Kick something in the air in the middle of doing a back flip, this is easily completed in Goat City Bay, you must locate the big blue ramps to the left of where you spawn at the bottom of the hill, and get to the top of the half pipe. Jump off the edge and backflip by holding the right mouse button and s. During your backflip, press the left mouse button to kick the large ball.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Do 10 forward/back flips and land successfully, which is easily achieved in Goatville with the Angel Goat if you jump off the top of the crane, hover and flip.

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Crash the game, an easy way to do this is by pressing the ~ key on your keyboard to open the console, then typing BeginBVT then hit Enter.

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Knock somebody into anything flammable, setting them on fire, this achievement was pretty finicky but what worked for me was licking the grill in Goatville and trying to hit people with it, and there are a number of places you can do this in Goat City Bay with the fire in the alley and the grill by the beach.

Goatville

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Travel to the top of the fields where the red ring is with people surriounding it. You must headbutt, kick or lick all four goats that appear one by one out of the ring to win.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Jump on every trampoline on the map consecutively without hitting the ground, I recommend starting with the trampoline on top of the construction site and ending with the trampoline which is located next door to your house. (When you reach a certain height you will see the next trampoline in the sequence)

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Go to the path up the hill where the party is and push the giant boulder down onto the party goers.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Pull someone onto the treadmill in your house's garage.

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Take 5 people (sacrafices) to the top of the hill next to the party onto the pentagram on the floor.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Pull the giant boulder (which is located next to the party on the hill) onto the hillbilly who is driving his car in the fields.

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Traverse up the small goat tower in your backyard where you spawn.

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Get to the very top of the crane next to the construction site, you need to get to the top of the construction site and jump on the fans there, I recommend that you use Angel Goat to hover. As you keep jumping and get above the height of the crane you can hover over and land on the top.

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Enter the goat tower and sit on the throne inside.

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Go to the party near the protesters and you should see a large grey toaster, headbutt it and a piece of bread should appear on the blue roof above you, lick the bread and put it back in the toaster, now go down the street and you should see another piece of toast going down the side walk and across the road, it will loop this path unless you lick it, do that and bring it to the toaster and put it inside, now if you push down on the toaster the bread should start cooking and finish the achievement.

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Lick the Sanctum 2 Walker statue in the treehouse next to the trampoline beside your house.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Bounce 100 times on matresses within the time frame of 30 seconds. You will need to go to the second last story of the construction site with the trampolines on the floor and roof to complete this achievement.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Lick the hanging glider that flies around the map, it is recommend that you play as the angel goat which makes it easier to aim. To get to the same height as the glider you will need to climb the crane next to the construction site.

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Lick the Sanctum 1 Walker statue located inside your house upstairs in a bedroom.

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Go to the man at the gas station who is currently refuelling his car and kick him with your hind legs by walking backwards then clicking.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Take the b(e)acon that is in your garage on the table to the far end of the field where the crop circle is, there is a metal pole that doesnt have a b(e)acon on so is you take the b(e)acon over there and put it on the pole and then baa (press 1). It will call for a UFO that will take you to space.
NOTE: Upon completion of the Rymdskepp i Rymden achievement your game may lag but you can just respawn and the lag will be fixed back on earth.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Get a score of 10 in Flappy Goat. This is by far the hardest achievement to get as there is no easy way of doing it, all you can do is play and pray. Flappy goat is located inside Coffee Stain Studios which is at the top of the hill (via the road). I recommend being the default goat for this achievement as the flap button is the [R] key which is the same key that activates a mutations power. This is difficult as flappy goat has a very slight delay when you press the [R] key and flappy goat has a large hit box. Good luck.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Collect every goat trophy scattered throughout the map, if you would like the locations of all the Goat Trophies then please see below in the section.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

You need to have already grabbed both Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues and put them on the pentagram at the top of the hill next to the party. Next you will need to enter the crate that is being help by the crane next to the construction site. To do this I recommend being the angel goat so you can hover in from the crane. When you enter you will need to instantly headbut the robot or he will punch you. Then you need to lick him and take him to the pentagram and offer him as a secrafice along with the Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues.

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Knock over every stone on the goathenge located in the field next to the hills.

Goatville Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #1
On the scaffolding above the control room in the Low Gravity Testing Facility. Jump into the room with the fans on the floor and I recommend using a small burst from the jet pack to land on top of the office. The trophy is in the far corner on the highest beam.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #2
To the right of the outhouse.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #3
On top of the shed used to get to the power lines.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #4
Behind the shed across from the school. Follow the building around the side facing the road.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #5
Behind the goat at the very top of the tower near the spawn.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #6
On the edge of the size changing pit.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #7
By using the fan in the Low Gravity Testing Facility, go up into the vent that shoots out from the roof.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #8
To the right of the harvester in the field, next to a small sedan.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #9
Inside the bushes underneath the water slide near the party.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #10
On the very top of the crane. To get up there you will need to jump on the fans on the construction building.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #11
On top of the Low Gravity building, under one of the spinning girders.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #12
Behind the Boulder of Doom next to the party.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #13
Up against the fence of the map behind the Goat Fightclub in the field.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #14
Under the power tower next to the Goatagram.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #15
On the scaffolding platform on the roof of the construction site building.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #16
Under the bell on top of the school. To get under the bell you will need to be the default goat and ragdoll under.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #17
On the power lines near the road. There is a shed on the side of the road with fans on top that will take you to it. Hit the fan and land on the lowest power line. I recommend using angel goat.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #18
Under the solitary tree in the middle of the fields.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #19
On a limb on one of the two trees between the party and the empty pool.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #20
Inside the gas station.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #21
On top of the diving boards at the empty pool.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #22
Inside the Coffee Stain Studios building.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #23
In the blue shipping container hanging from the crane. To get into the container I recommend becoming angel goat then climbing the crane, then you want to jump off the first platform you reach on the crane and hover inside, it’s quite easy. But you want to instantly headbutt the robot you find inside to avoid getting punched.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #24
Behind the Protesters’ stage near the pool.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #25
In a blue shipping container on the ground level of the construction site, near the road.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #26
In the bedroom of the house next to the spawn point, it is hidden in a corner in the room to the right from the stairs.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #27
On a box on the left side of the room just as you walk in to the throne room of the Goat Castle.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #28
On the Coffee Stain Studios building chimney.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #29
On the very top of the power line pole closest to the Goat Castle.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #30
In the greenhouse next to the Time Trial starting point, not the greenhouse near the spawn point.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by xGarbett on YouTube. It is not in the same collection order as my list however.





When you find and collect 5 goat trophies, you unlock the Tall Goat (Giraffe).
When you find and collect 10 goat trophies, you unlock the Feather Goat (Ostrich).
When you find and collect 20 goat trophies, you unlock the Giant Goat (Whale).
When you find and collect 30 goat trophies, you unlock the Space Goat (To my knowledge, it is a creature from the game Sanctum).

Other Extras

Goat Mutators

Jet Pack (Can be found beneath the ladder on the second floor of the construction building)
These mutations are unlocked through achievement completion:
Devil Goat (Unlocked through the Devil Goat achievement)
Goat Queen (Unlocked through the Become the Queen of Goat Ville achievement)
Goatborn (Unlocked through the Alexander Goatstafsson achievement)
Ripped Goat (Unlocked through the Alexander Goatstafsson achievement)
Robot Goat (Unlocked through the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? achievement)
Sweet Autumn Goat (Unlocked through the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? achievement)
Angel Goat (Unlocked through the Angel Goat achievement)

These mutations are unlocked as soon as you start playing:
Blue Streak (Sonic Goat)
Italian Dinosaur (Yoshi Goat)

Hidden Mini games

In the Coffee Stain Studious house, there is a mini game upstairs on the plasma TV called "Flappy Goat" you would think that Flappy Goat is the only mini game available, however if you press backspace in front of the television you can play a number of hidden mini games called Drug Wars, Box Pusher, and Snake.

The Game Talks?

If you press ` which opens the console, you can enter a number of commands. But there is one that makes the game talk to you. If you type "say hello" the game will say "Hello", if you type "say life is great" then the game will say "Life is great". This is a fun, quirky and simple little add on to the game that makes me smile when I make it say stupid things.

Goat Relics (Workshop)

There is a map called "Abu Goat" in the workshop that has collectable relics hidden throughout the map, I will show you a brief guide to the relics' locations.

Hidden Goat Relic Location #1 - This relic is located in the house on the second story inside the bedroom.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #2 - This relic is located inside the ring at the skate park.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #3 - This relic is located right next to the spawn, just take a quick look around.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #4 - This relic is located beside the powerplant.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #5 - This relic is located ontop of the crane.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #6 - This relic is located inside the toilet.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #7 - This relic is located inside the temple, look left from the entrance.
Hidden Goat Relic Location #8 - This relic is located inside the temple, take a look around.

Goat City Bay

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Jump into the water behind the hotel, to do this you need to swim out to the ocean towards the large whale, you will then be catapulted into the air, aim for the water.

A Story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Enter the green garage next to the huge blue ramps, there will be a crystal there and you then must lick it.

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Find all minecraft blocks throughout the level. (see below in the Goat City Bay Extras section for details!)

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Enter the pink house next to where you spawn, when you enter there will be some money and sugar, lick the sugar and run as fast as you can out of the door, down the hill, and into the water to touch the boat waiting in the marina before your "high" wears off.

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Navigate to the top of the dam, there you will find clusters of gas canisters, there is a group of about 10 in the midle, headbutt them.

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Enter the drain pipe in the river next to the carnival.

Don't Panic

srsly

Use the elevator in the hotel to get to the top. Once at the roof of the hotel, jump down the back to the lower level pool. Lick the folded towel next to the pool with the number "42" on it and bring it to the abandoned UFO located past the blue half pipe, on the very top of the hill behind it. Look out for whales!

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Enter the elevator in the hotel leading to the concert. Jump onto the booth in front of the DJ deadmau5.

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

You need to collect all the goat mutators from the Goat City update.

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Buy every hat in the hat shop.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Collect every golden goat trophy in Goat City Bay. (See below in the Goat City Bay Extras section for locations).

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Supercharge the roller coaster and then lick it.

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

Re-enter the sewer pipe where you got the "Disgusting" achievement. Once inside the sewers, go into the first hallway on you left and you'll meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kick their turtly asses for this achievement.

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Spawn with the "Repulsive Goat" Modification on. This is unlocked by the "Disgusting" achievement located above. Immediately buy a Fedora and activate your repulsiveness by pressing r.

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Go to the bike rack on the side of the brown building with the red and white "Club Styu Man" sign (right next to the big, blue half pipe). Press r to ride a bike that's sitting on the rack. Move the bike backward, then forward to lodge the front wheel on top of the rack. Ride the bike against the wall until the achievement pops up.

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

Complete all wallrun quests. (To see parkour look below in the Goat City Bay Extras section.)

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Climb to the top of the middle wind turbine to find the wind statue. The wind turbines are white and located to the right of the hotels in the hills. After licking the wind statue, bring it to the altar directly behind the big, blue half pipe. Follow the path to the left of the half pipe to the wind altar.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Complete all the manual quests.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Get a civilian to ride on your back. Find the carnival and behind the roller coaster you'll find a mechanical bull. Knock it over to get someone to ride you instead and take them to the top of the dam located to the direct left of where you spawn. Jump inside the catapult.

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

Head to the residential area of Goat City Bay and enter the white building here with the garage. On the second floor there is a room here with pink walls and a pot labeled "JACK", lick it.

Goat City Bay Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #1
Inside the catapult near the dam. This is close to where you first spawn.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #2
In the area with all the goats standing in trees, hiding in the grass.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #3
By the tunnel entrance, on the main street. At the start of the small parkour area.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #4
The highest platform of the parkour area.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #5
On top of a water tower on buildings across from the Fair.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #6
Between two glass sun roofs, near to the water tower.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #7
Inside the art show/exhibit on the garbage can on a pedestal.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #8
Under the bridge in front of the dam, on a ledge.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #9
On the wooden walkways along the river, near the last statue.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #10
Roof, near the guy having a barbecue. Across from the Hotel.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #11
Nearby balcony by the last statue.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #12
Billboard, on the roof facing the hotel.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #13
In the alley with all the people dancing in piles of junk.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #14
In the sewer, by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can be accessed via the pipe along the river.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #15
On top of the spinning ride in the fair ground, it is sometimes hidden while the ride goes up and down.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #16
The boat docked in the Fair grounds.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #17
At the very top of the roller coaster ride.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #18
On the beach in the fair grounds, on some rocks.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #19
On top of the ticket booth at the entrance to the Fair grounds.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #20
Inside a window display on the main street.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #21
In the lobby of the Hotel in the far left corner as you enter.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #22
On the roof of the Hotel, where the party is. Above the concession stand.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #23
Jump to the lower section of the hotel that faces the water. It is near the pool along the edge of the roof.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #24
The collection of yellow buidling, on a balcony that is near the cliff with the windmills.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #25
The white house above the yellow building, on the second floor of the house in the room with two beds.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #26
Go to the other white house, it is in the bedroom.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #27
In the pink house, on the stand behind the couch.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #28
In the graveyard, on a cross gravestone.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #29
Inside the room at the back of the Hotel, in the circular window in the center.

Golden Goat Trophy Location #30
Ride the boat with

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by xGarbett on YouTube. It is not in the same collection order as my list however.

Other Extras

Minecraft blocks! They are collectable around the map and when found the game gives you the choice to place down the discovered block! Here are the three locations of them:
The first block is near the giant blue half pipe to the left of where you spawn. Go through the center of the half pipe, directly up the hill, and the block is straight ahead underneath the trees.
The second is to the left of the hotel (facing away). Go down the street until you see a glowing, spinning bicycle symbol. Next to it should be a fan box blowing up, jump on it to fly onto the cliff. Go around and down the path until you're below the cliff and you'll see a grey block to your left.
The third block is on the opposite side of the carnival than the hotel. On a grassy ledge, overlooking the blue water-slide on the side of the carnival, there will be a small brown Minecraft box.

Goat Parkour! Yes... You can now be an assassin... Well not quite but you can parkour like one! If you sprint towards a wall then jump to it your goat will start to wallrun. Lots of fun to play with!

Co-op! You can now play local co-op with up to 4 people, you just need to go to custom game and actuvate the controllers by pushing the designated button :D

Goat MMO

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Find a character named Bilbo located in Bullgrurzh on the south western edge of the map near the beach and put him into your inventory, next you must then head over to Old Goat Mountain and throw him into a pool of lava.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

All you have to do is reach level 101.

BFF

Lick a friend

Lick a goat that shares a name with someone on your friends list. You need a friend that owns Goat Simulator in game when you load in to Goat MMO and even then it's a random chance that they appear in your game, best strategy is to enter and exit Goatwind searching inside the city and outside the gates then repeating if your friends name doesn't appear. If you need help with this achievement feel free to add me and I will help you!

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Jump into the boat that can be found in Twistram, which is located north from spawn. The boat is located behind a building.

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Choose the tank class then baa in one of the tree houses located in Alvesta, which is northwest of spawn. Head into the tree house that's furthest to the right and baa a few times inside.

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Baa next to the choir in Alvesta which is located to the northwest of spawn. The choir is also located in the tree house furthest to the right.

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Pull the sword from the stone located across the lake in Avalesta, which is northwest of spawn. Just lick the sword and jump back a few times and you'll get the achievement and the mutator.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Head to Old Goat Mountain, once you get there you should see some lava pools and waterfalls to the left, jumping in the pools will shoot you up into the air, keep going up the pools till you can see a purple sphere, land in it to unlock gravity goat and it's achievement.

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Complete a couple of quests, to initiate this you must head to the top right of the map and speak to the man giving the quest. After completion the achievement will unlock.

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Headbutt the horse that will occasionally be found at the gate in Goatwind Wall running west along the road towards Mermaid's tail.

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Collect all trophies found in Goat MMO. You can find a guide for the trophies below in the Goat MMO Extras section.

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Jump into the bonfire by the entrance to Twistram.

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Head into the tavern in Goatshire and speak to the quest giver here. This quest is fairly simple, all you must do is follow the river to the waterfall outside the tavern, ump down below and follow along the left until you are at Glarblargle Beach, you should find Miranda the Mermaid here to the left. Add her to your inventory, head back to the tavern and hand in the quest.

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Head to the top of the waterfall south of Goatshire, there you will find a girl sitting by a tree, all you need to do is jump in the hole behind the tree.

Not Again...

Get deviously trapped again

Speak to DumbleDoor the Grey in Twistram to get his quest, then head to Old Goat Mountain and defeat a demon, once defeated they should drop "DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller", hand this in to DumbleDoor in Twistram and enter the newly opened portal.

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Visit the old goat living in the mountain castle located in the northern area of the map, it is easily seen from the large red beam firing into the sky. After arriving at the castle you must enter the portal located here and continue along the path to the end, entering the room at the end will unlock the achievement and the Old Goat mutator.

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

Speak to Ken Buddah located in Goatwind. The quest is very straightforward requiring you to jump on the button here 5 times.

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Visit all zones in Goat MMO, which should naturally unlock as you play through it and complete all other achievements.

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

Equip the magician mutator and use its unique ability next to the magician located in Goatwind.

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

Complete the quest given to you by Steve Works located in the Gold Farm. Again a fairly easy quest only requiring you to lick 5 apples and bring them into the circle around Steve.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Head to the geyser located near old goat mountain at the beach here, you will find a goat walking into it, you must jump over the geyser at the right time to be launched up with it as standing in it will stop it from firing. This is easily done with the double jump and anti-gravity mutators.

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Head left of Alvesta and enter the hidden server room here. When you enter all you need to do is headbutt the servers until you get an error pop up.

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Head down the cave located near old goat mountain by the beach, enter the cave nearby and you will soon find a golden wheel, headbutt it.

Goat MMO Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

This area is currently under construction, so here is a good video guide for the time being.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

GoatZ

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Defeat 7 zombies with the minifun weapon, this can be easily completed in the tutorial level of the game as you have access to this gun here.

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Complete 25 total challenges that periodically appear in the corner of your screen with a countdown.

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Beat the whiplash course located by the 2 tall towers without touching the water. This course can be infinitely attempted.

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Jump into the hole located by the crashed UFO. Here you must climb the island and lick a human, pulling them into the stew up the top which will unlock the achievement and the Voodoo Goat mutator.

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Head to the slide in Whiplash and grab the glider, slide down in and use the glider to easily land in the kiddy pool.

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Head to the top of one of the two tall towers with the glider from the previous achievement then jump from the top and activate the glider in which you must remain airborne for one minute.

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Collect all of the goat trophies in GoatZ. There is a guide for the locations below.

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Eat food 50 times, food isn't hard to come by and you will probably organically complete this achievement as you play.

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

All you need to do is defeat 20 zombies. Very easy to complete.

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Collect the Prototype mutator from the top of the golden tower, then perform a bullet dive on 5 zombies at once.

I am goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Head to the barn located near the alien ship, here there is a small area with some goats. Enter the area with them and stay there for 5 minutes.

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Equip the Voodoo Goat mutator and hit 4 zombies with a single bomb. This can be easily completed in areas with a high number of zombies like the mall.

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

You must survive for 10 days. This is fairly self explanatory albeit a little challenging.

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Collect the 3 barrels missing from the side of the RV, then enter and lick the crystal found here. You can now Crystallize zombies and you can hit them to shatter them. Do this to 30 zombies in a single game.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Craft every item in the game at the workbench located by spawn.

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Craft every weapon in the game, but this will unlock alongside the Survivalist achievement.

GoatZ Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Payday

You Raise Me Up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Change into the dolphin goat which can ride up walls, find a crew member and lick them then take them up to the top of the tallest building.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Head across the street from the tallest building in the last achievement which is a gym and lick the boombox here, take the boombox to the parking lot at Cowie's next to the police station.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Select Humphrey Ciabatta from the Payday map then head onto the casino, use the camels special ability on everyone on stage.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the mutator gained from finding 10 trophies (listed down below) to hogtie an npc then leave them on the tracks, wait for a train to cruch them for the achuevement.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Use the mutator mentioned above to hogtie 50 npcs.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Find a car with someone in it, headbutt them out of it then get in, then just run them over with their own car.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Head to the drive in cinema in a car with all four crew members, there are empty cars there if you have them all nearby.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Form a line with all of the crew members and have them all licking the one infront.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Head to the small police department near the hot air balloon, here there is a cannon pointing at the floating sky, aim the cannon at the tree for a safer landing.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Complete every mission in the BAAA machine.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Head to the moon, this is organically achieved by completing the quests in the BAAA machine, if you are planning to get every achievement just do the Retirement achievement and this one will be granted along the way.

Plentiful Masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Wear 30 masks at once, this is easily completed by doing the Retirement achievement which will earn you a lot of cash to buy the masks from the BAAA machine. If you don't have enough by the end just do some side missions for cash.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Use the buggy in the desert to go through all of the green rings.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Find 5 police officers, lick them all and put them all in the prison at the larger of the two police departments.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Collact all 20 trophies found in the payday level, check below for a video guide.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Use the Flamingo's special ability on a licked cow a the farm near the track.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

All you need to do is pay the band near the bank and listen to their whole song.

What's the Count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

You just need to win 3 total hands of blackjack in the casino.

Payday Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Waste of Space

Captain Industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

You can find the blue ore Channitatium in walls which can be headbutted to collect them, then take them to a mine shredder.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

After earning a total of $100,000 you are able to enter the area with the CEO in the top left of the map, speak to him and you will complete the achievement and earn a mutator at the same time. That allows you to spawn money.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

This achievement is easily completed after completing "Fund this!" and using the unlocked mutator.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Head to the south east area of the map by the research dome to find a podracer, enter it and drive it for a bit.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Collect all of the pony horses, I will have a video linked below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Play until you have unlocked the Travel Agency, after that make your way to T-xas. Head to the garleek pen and herd one into the nearby machine.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Using the mutator unlocked in the "Fund This!" achievement and the shredder you can complete this achievement easily.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

You need to visit 4 locations before you can visit the badehaus, the Travel Agency makes this easier. the first is in the Museum. Go to the centre of the Museum then go up the stairs, one of the items you're looking for is on the top floor. Head to the Carrier Hub, there are some stairs located here where the Crew Quarters are, go up the stairs for the second item. Next head over to the Academy, there will be two statues here holding Lightsabers, the one with the blue will show the third item. Finally head to the parking lot by the 3D Printer building for the final item.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

After obtaining $40,000 you will unlock the test chamber, complete them all.

That's fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Use the Travel Agency to go to the Carrier. When here go to the Crew Quarters and go down the stairs here, inside the first room are some hats, lick 3 of them to unlock a mutator that allows you to wear most things as a hat, wear 30 things for the achievement.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Upon completion of the academy you'll unlock use of the centrifuge event. Live until you reach 20G.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

I will have a video guide located in the Waste of Space Extras section for this achievement.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Head to the southwest edge of the colony and get either the good goat or the father goat, in the area there are two pits, push a human sacrifice into the pit corresponding to the goat you chose then obtain a lightsaber.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

In the north western edge of the map you will fine an alien lair, headbutt the green eggs located here for the achievement.

Bacon Marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Using the Spaceship, destroy 30 of the blue targets.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Using the Spaceship, destroy all of the yellow targets.

Miner Inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Using the Spaceship, destroy 100 asteroids.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Using the Spaceship, destroy all of the red targets.

Sweet Collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Collect 10 trophies, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

Collect 20 trophies, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Collect every trophy in Waste of Space, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Waste of Space Extras

Golden Goat Trophy Locations

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

The world is your canvas (Tag 10 walls)

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of how to complete this achievement by Halidoc Bros on YouTube.

My little brony (all pony horses)

Here is a clear and easy to follow video how the locations of all the pony horses by Halidoc Bros on Youtube.

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