how appease garfield

i teach you how appease our lord and saviour, garfield
is simple guide and you become garfield number 1 server

step 1. find garfield

find garfield, looks as seen in image
if you alrady fund garfield then skip to step 2

step 2. feed garfield

you no please garfield if garfield hugry

make garfield lasaga to pleas
lasaga recipe below for guidance:

For the meat sauce:
2 teaspoons extra virgin olive oil
1 pound ground beef chuck
1/2 medium onion, diced (about 3/4 cup)
1/2 large bell pepper (green, red, or yellow), diced (about 3/4 cup)
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 (28-ounce)can good-quality tomato sauce
3 ounces tomato paste (half a 6-ounce can)
1 (14 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
2 tablespoons chopped fresh oregano, or 2 teaspoons dried oregano
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley (preferably flat leaf), packed
1 tablespoon Italian seasoning
1 pinch garlic powder and/or garlic salt
1 tablespoon red or white wine vinegar
1 tablespoon to 1/4 cup sugar (to taste, optional)
Salt

To assemble the lasagna:
1/2 pound dry lasagna noodles (requires 9 lasagna noodles - unbroken)
15 ounces ricotta cheese
1 1/2 pounds (24 ounces) mozzarella cheese, grated or sliced
1/4 pound (4 ounces) freshly grated Parmesan cheese

link to guid if this lasaga not good enough for you or garfield no happy with recip
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1459892744

hopfully lasaga not look like this:



and instaed look lik this



once garfield hav full tummy move to step 3

step 3. enjoy fun with garfield

now garfield happy he want play
remember he cat, and cant talk, but he like the shane dawson treatment if ygwim ;)

enjoy happy garfield time as you hav now appeasd garfield :D

[allusionari]

instructions unclear - accidentally killed my dog

[a_blitzian]

Great guide! altho my garfield is vegan... why is he floating-