Crackhead Jack Achievement guide

How to get every achievement in the game.

Nothing much to lose

Save your game at any bench.

Low Class Conspiracy

Talk to the cop on route 5 after giving the stoner the herb.
(story progression)

The Illest villain

Defeat the cult leader.
(story progression)

Got U A Drink

After defeating Fizz Boss, give the soda to the pothead.
(story progression)

The Aluminum Monkeys v. Captain Jack

Defeat A.P.E.
(story progression)

Logic's gone

Defeat Logic and reason.
(story progression)

When the Sun Hits

Get through Paradise Caves.
(story progression)

Bring That Money Home

Go home with the crack without entering the Crack Factory.

Fatty Waitin' For It

Go home with the crack after beating the boss in the crack factory.

A Champion in Their Eyes

Beat all three opponents of the P.I.T.Y shelter fight fest.

Under Ground Kings

Rob 16 graves.

Veins

Beat the game without digging up any graves.
(Requires beating the boss in the crack factory)

Easter Sunday

Give the homeless guy in Sodatown 500 sheks.

Choose Your Words Carefully

Defeat the fat guy at Methropolis.
(story progression)

Heartless... merciless

Kill the old man when the cops tell you to after defeating Fizz Boss.

Three Peat

Win at the blue slot machine three times in a row.

Two Can Win

On floor two of the pity building, gamble for the highest amount at the pink machine and win.

Buy Me A Spaceship

On floor two of the pity building, gamble for the highest amount at the green machine and win.

These Clarion Skies

On floor two of the pity building, gamble for the highest amount at the yellow machine and win.

Do what you wanna do...

Save your game and then wait for about 50 minutes without saving. Colorful figures will appear all over the game, after talking to one you'll get the achievement. One of them is in the lower left of Sodatown.

Wall Crushed By A Crackhead

Destroy the wall in Strong Camp. Take a bunch of drugs before you go into the fight. The use of Himoff's limit attack can help a lot.

All the Nights I Don't Die For You

Talk to the guy in west meth forest but don't go find his friend. You'll be given your achievment at the entrance of the Paradise Caves.

What You Want

Buy a weapon from the cultist on the first floor of the inner tower. He will only sell something to you if you have more than 666 gold.

Plastic Love

complete all of Bruzzle's deliveries.

Trying your luck

While using the plastic knife, get a lucky obliteration. This is entirely random. You get the plastic knife from completing all of Bruzzle's deliveries.

Ain't Nobody Watching

Pull all the levers in the laboratory basement. Each lever needs a different item in your inventory to be flipped.


Banana Chip: Defeat the old M.O.N.K.E.
Plastic Knife: Complete all of Bruzzle's deliveries.
Bag of Marbles: Behind Bruzzle's tent.
The Amuleth: Take meth in Sodatown and talk to the homeless man in front of the cave.

The Factory

On route 10 go east and kick the lock on the factory. Talk to everyone in Methtropolis and then go back to the factory. You'll get the achievment when you leave.

Shadow Boxing

After first completing the factory go back to the empty lot and drink the ooze. Beat every boss in this version of the factory and you'll get the achievement.

Lost Boys

Get to the end of Paradise caves without collecting the marbles and talk to the road block.

Come Back Baby

Beat the game without taking any drugs (This includes saving).
Good luck.

They Really got a hold on me

Take some drugs after beating the game without taking any drugs.