How to beat insane mode Singleplayer on Lunch Lady

In this guide I'm gonna explain how to beat the insane game mode so you don't get whacked by the god awful lunch woman.

Step 1: Opening the game

First you launch the game. The title screen should be accompanied by squishing noises that make you feel mildly uncomfortable.

Step 2: Selecting difficulty

From here you want to select singleplayer. There will be a place for you to select the difficulty. Press the arrow twice to the right and you will be presented with the treacherous insane mode. Then select start.

Step 3: Starting the game

Now that you have spawned at the front of the school, a few things are going to be different than the easier game modes. The pipes are still very active just like on the hard difficulty. You can turn them off by finding the closets with the dials to close the vaults for the corresponding hallways. The main difference for the Insane difficulty comes with the lunch lady herself. She is much more active and will know your location after the first one or two pages of test answers that you find.

Final Step: Beating the game

Knowing the lunch lady has increased activity and will be around your general location every second of the match, I suggest that you hold down the keys CTRL, ALT, and DELETE and forcing the game shut because there is no hope. Life is pain and the lunch lady has hit me so many times with her pan that now my skull is completely flattened and my frontal lobe has been condensed to 1/4th its normal size.

Final Step: Continued...

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save yourself, man.

[kotamarie]

thank you king <3

[Outcome]

Keep your head up, king

[kotamarie]

i’m so glad!!!!! she can’t hurt you anymore…

[Spookypizza]

yay i deleted lunch lady from this guide! it realy helped :D

[Mosley was right]

Haha! Actually, the key to beating her on insane is to NOT pick up the test answers like a klepto-magpie, but to highlight them as you go. You initial objective should be to turn off all of the steam vents, and to find all of the keys. Then and ONLY then should you begin to collect the test answers (my advice: don't collect them in order, as in 'on the same hallway/ level of the building. Because she gets faster and more aggressive with every one you pick up, the best way to avoid her is to fool her by grabbing one of the aforementioned, and then running to the other side of the school or up the stairs and then collecting 'another' one, etc. etc. This is how 'I' beat her on insane in SP).

[kotamarie]

no problem guys, just an honest days work

[Magnus (Randomn)]

Got the achievement thanks to you.

[Flipppie]

works much
very good

greetings from kazachstan

[Steyvie]

Ty it worked

[Panzerknacker]

works very well, thank you!