Fast Money Guide

How to make fast money to help you through the Cruelty Squad endgame.

Why do you even need money?

It's pretty simple, some of the stuff in this game is expensive. You can play through the levels super quickly in a attempt to make quick money, but for some of the items this will be extremely slow.

The most expensive item you'd want to buy in the game is the House, which is a full fledged level. So you'll definitely want to buy it, but it costs a million bucks. There's also items like the Extravagant Suit, which costs half a million, as well stocks, which can cost a lot to put money in. So, having some quick money is actually big help if you want to play through or obtain some of the late game stuff.

Goin Fishin

Fishing is a decent way to get a lot of money early on, in general. The earlier levels have fish anywhere between $8 - $600. The water in Bog Business even has a lot of fish over $1000.


But we aren't going to worry about that, go straight to Casino Catastrophe, and go to the main room.
(Make sure to bring the tattered rain hat, a secret item found in Idiot Party!)




Then start fishing in the main sewer. The fish you're looking for is the Wheel of Fortune or the Wheel of Pain. Both are very rare, but are worth $1000000 and $2000000, respectively.





A couple of these bad boys and you've payed off your house, purchased every item in the game, and can invest thousands in every stock.




Enjoy being rich in this ♥♥♥♥-scape!

[DO_THE_FORTNITE]

if you know what do do, you can get rich off a fresh save in like the first 30 seconds. Immediately once you start a fresh save, CruSquad stock will begin to rapidly rise, so you can go to hq, quickly grab the cash pickup, and invest it, making a lot of money right off the bat. Then, after you beat the Mall Madness level, all stocks in the game will rapidly rise indefinetly, effectively giving you unlimited money.

[gordon feetman]

thank you, ttmaki26 (The Big Dong Schlonger Tyler Makkius, III, Esq.)

[ttmaki26]

Very helpful in navigating this capitalistic world

[Radical dude]

i think the problem is that my reaction time is half a second too slow

[gordon feetman]

i figured that was obvious but i will add it

[Firing Line]

you should probably add the tattered rain hat which makes getting the fortune and pain fishes way easier

[gordon feetman]

It's super, super rare. On top of that it requires super fast reflexes. I think you may even need to be cursed to get it too, but I'm not sure of that.

[Radical dude]

i got the wof fish and the dos fish but i can't for the love of god get the wheel of pain fish

[Zeekoff]

thats amazing, I always thought Id hav to fully complete the level to keep em. I can finally buy the house! Thank you!

[gordon feetman]

Yes, you keep the fish. So you can catch them, then simply exit the level and sell them.