How to beat the game

Official Guide to Win

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'Future Self' Battle

When you get into the Future Self fight, 'Future self' NPC is immune to guns like 'The Curse of the Deer', so ATK and Pistol is a bad idea. But both of there weaknesses are the Katana. A sword that they drop that does the most damage. It has a long range and a 360 degrees swipe. note that 'Future Self' reaches 50% health, 'The Curse of the Deer' spawns and has more hp then Future self but same max health. also note that 'Future Self' uses Katana and Lightsaber like 'The Curse of the Deer' but 'Future Self' uses pistol, not ATK.

Use the Katana on them when they doing anything but the katana itself. Dueing the lightsaber, attack from the back as they only able to attack one direction. With the guns, dodge all the bullet then attack them when they stop. Head butts are easy as they only do one, just dodge and attack. For the katana, just do the same thing with guns but instead, just get out of the range then dodging the bullets.

Giant VS Giant battle

Next if you beat them, You need to beat the Giant VS Giant battle. 1. Colouring is important. Green beats red, red beats purple and purple beats green. 2. Timing, Timing is important as if you hit too early, the AI my deflect the attack, which can deal damage. Too late may mean you lose hearts. 3. Health. You can only have 10 hearts and healing is blocked, If the AI looses all 10 you win but if you loose all 10, you have to restart the Giant VS Giant battle. (The 'Future Self' battle is the same.) 4. Knowing the buttons, This one is about the keyboard and the knowledge of your keys. If you hit the wrong key, it will cost you precious hearts.

Yourself

This is the hardest battle of them all. With 2 hearts (If you die you gained 1 heart until 4 or 5 (I maybe wrong at the max health...)) You have to defeat a boss named as 'Yourself.' He has all of the attacks of all the other bosses earlier in the game. With your attack of a laser and a charged shot. The charged shots do a 9th of the health. but lasers do a 11th of the HP. The attacks include, tier 1 Koala Attack, Tier 2 Rabbit Attack, Chimpanzee Attack and much more powerful attacks

To beat it is just to die until you get 4 hearts, Then keep doing damage through yours attacks. Note, the chimp attack, it is a ring of the boss and it shoots beams so stay away from the beams or you will die... Common sense. Now the boss will do more damaging attacks lower it health. At 0 hp, the sun gets yeeted over the flat earth ( FLAT EARTH IS TRUE) to smash the boss, or 'Yourself.'

If you beat this section of the game... You will see a cut scene of you seeing yourself with a noodle neck. Now this is the end of the game.

Good Bye

If you follow all of these, you are able to beat the game. (for now until the devs update the game adding more to the story...

[Tabby Slime]

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[Banana Farmer]

i think u can get inf hearts in the two battles that you use health in

[superbatowen]

agent_blablabla I hadn't updated this guide for a good while and no longer intend to.

[TTooxxiicc]

lets goooooooooooooooo!

[agent_blablabla]

after them comes doggo
and 30 seconds later a head comes up and swallows them all in a black hole. then it will fire a beam out of it's mouth, and a second one comes up to it's left and fires a beam,and then a third. now, a whole ring will come and fire one after the next, starting with the first. then they stop for a second, and u must jump when they fire all at once on the final note of the music (listen to the music, it helps)

[agent_blablabla]

it is called "you" and it looks like the carecter you make at the beggining of the game. first, rows of sheep that look like you will spawn. after 3 rows of 3, a polar bear will spawn. while fighting that, a tower comes up and the coala (it's acualy you mimicing) will fire twin laser beams while sitting on the tower. you can kill coala. after the coala is the mouth walker, and then 2 big time monkeys will spawn. they will divide the earth into 4 and touching the borders between parts will hurt. then future self and curse.

[agent_blablabla]

the final boss guide is VERY wrong.

[superbatowen]

Fixed it

[superbatowen]

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THERE IS NEW UPDATE NEW BOSS