🍌How to make a Banana Steam Profile🍌

I shall show each and every one of you banana enthusiasts, the ins and outs of becoming a Potassium Possessing Professional and how to display such wonders upon your Steam profile.

The Absolute Necessities

There's some absolute requirements that are 100% necessary for an optimum Potassium Profile and they shall follow this very sentence.

> A Banana Steam Background
> As many Banana emotes as humanly possibly to acquire
> A guide like the one I've made here
> Someone else that is talented enough to make a Steam Workshop item that has convenient relevance to Bananas
> Accessibility to joining Banana-themed Steam Groups
> A good few thousand Steam Points to buy more showcases more for Banana showcases
> Another few thousand Steam Points to upgrade those showcases to show MORE Bananas
> Obtain the Level 2 Goat Simulator Steam Badge (I won't explain why, just find out why for yourself as a surprise)

Where do I find these epic Bananas?

WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASKED KIND STRANGER!

It takes some genuine passion and intriguing behaviour to perform such beauty but I'm obviously going to assist in your dilemmas with where to find them so you just sit back on the sofa and vibe whilst I obtain such links for your desires.

Banana Backgrounds

Choice 1. (Bananas!)
Choice 2. (Banana Shower)
Choice 3. (Rasta Banana)
Choice 4. (Banana Madness)
Choice 5. (Banana)

Banana Emoticons

Choice 1. (:bpbanana:)
Choice 2. (:NormalBanana:)
Choice 3. (:CavemanBanana:)
Choice 4. (:chimebanana:)
Choice 5. (:yellow_banana:)
Choice 6. (:green_banana:)
Choice 7. (:red_banana:)
Choice 8. (:brown_banana:)
Choice 9. (:blue_banana:)
Choice 10. (:ultra_banana:)
Choice 11. (:csgo_banana:)
Choice 12. (:_banana_:)
Choice 13. (:3bananas:)
Choice 14. (:kb_banan:)
Choice 15. (:krbanana:)
Choice 16. (:bananazen:)
Choice 17. (:mm_bananas:)
Choice 18. (:bananahammock:)
Choice 19. (:banana:)
Choice 20. (:ookibanana:)
Choice 21. (:yellowbanana:)
Choice 22. (:bananaman:)
Choice 23. (:scum_banana:)
Choice 24. (:sotfood:)
Choice 25. (:singlebanana:)
Choice 26. (:bananapeel:)
Choice 27. (:RastaBanana:)
Choice 28. (:NanasYum:)
Choice 29. (:banana_narco:)
Choice 30. (:BananaBomb:)
Choice 31. (:banan:)
Choice 32. (:bananaIslands:)
Choice 33. (:bananarang:)
Choice 34. (:bananafruit:)
Choice 35. (:smbbanana:)
Choice 36. (:slbanana:)
Choice 37. (:HBanana:)
Choice 38. (:CamBanana:)
Choice 39. (:eatbanana:)
Choice 40. (:tastybanana:)
Choice 41. (:smbanana:)
Choice 42. (:robotbananas:)

Extras but not 100% necessary PT.1

If you are pursuing a journey to being a Potassium Possessing Professional and would like to go ever further above and beyond then you could endure through some of the following bits and pieces.

> Buy Banana-themed Steam Games/VR Games/DLCs
> Add any Banana-themed Steam Games to your Steam Wishlist that you do not own
> Buy Banana-themed Steam Trading Cards
> Buy anything on Steam that is yellow to give your entire Steam profile a Banana vibe (Emojis etc.)
> Buy any item from any game on Steam that is related to Bananas

I shall again assist in your journeys by being your personal provider of some more links to save you the time of finding such Banana phenomenons.

Steam Games (NOT VR)
You Are Not a Banana: Better Edition
Benji Challenges
My Friend Pedro
Chimpology
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD
12 Bananas
Banana Town
Hippo eating banana
Get the Banana
Metal Banana
Banana Hell
International Space Banana
The Banana Saved The World
The Angry Banana
Steam Games (VR ONLY)
Banana Invaders
Banana for Scale
Steam Games (COMING SOON)
Banana Slug Beach
Steam Game DLCs
Strawberry Banana Surprise (X)
Strawberry Banana Surprise (Y)
Rocksmith® 2014 Edition – Remastered – Jack Johnson - “Banana Pancakes”
Bloons TD 5 - Candy Banana Farm Skin
Steam Soundtracks
International Space Banana Soundtrack

Steam Trading Cards
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Extras but not 100% necessary PT.2

I've now effortlessly added another section that's continuous from the previous section as I feared the character limit so where were we... Ah yes, Bananas. On it.

In-Game Items
CSGO: Sticker | CT in Banana
CSGO: Sealed Graffiti | Banana
CSGO: Patch | Crazy Banana
CSGO: Sticker | Stupid Banana (Foil)
CSGO: XM1014 | Banana Leaf (Any wear)
Cartoon Strike: Banana Toria Razor L1
Cartoon Strike: Banana Toria Pistol L1
Cartoon Strike: Banana Toria SMG L1
Cartoon Strike: Banana Toria Sniper L1
Cartoon Strike: Banana Toria Assault L1
Ratz Instagib 2.0: Banana Head
Ratz Instagib 2.0: Banana Costume
Don't Die: Survival: Stone Pickaxe | Banana
BattleBlock Theater: Banana Man
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball: Banana
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball: Angry Banana
Unturned: Banana Shirt
Clatter: Banana
SNOW: Banana
SNOW: Banana 4 Size
Slymes: Banana
P.A.S.: Banana Knife
INTERSHELTER: Railgun Banana
hyper hardcore: Bananas Skin
Rust: Banana Eoka
Dota 2: Player Card: Banana
Dota 2: 2014 Player Card: banana
Dota 2: Taunt: Goin' Bananas
Team Fortress 2: Potassium Bonnet
Team Fortress 2: Bananades
Team Fortress 2: Second Banana (Not available on the Steam Market)[backpack.tf]
Team Fortress 2: Mannana Peeled War Paint (Any wear/weapon)
Team Fortress 2: Burned Banana Peel (Not available on the Steam Market)[backpack.tf]

EDITS: 2021

20/04/2021:
You can also buy my Banana Birb merchandise here[teespring.com]
Steam Profile Awards: Get given the 'Wholesome' Steam Awards because they're yellow!
26/05/2021:
Join EXACTLY 69 steam groups because 69 resembles a toy to stimulate.... you know where this is going... ANYWAY, said toy, looks like a banana so the more bananas the merrier right?
07/07/2021:
Get every single achievement in the game 'International Space Banana' because all the achievements available all have pictures of bananas on them which is perfect for an achievement showcase!

Extra Credit:
Thanks to Tne Glalobn for finding the Banana Skin (Monkey Business) in CS:GO which you can buy in any wear on the Five-SeveN weapon!

EDITS: 2023

05/03/2023:
The game called: STEINS;GATE at a Level 3 Steam Badge is a bunch of green bananas!

That's all Folks!

Now you're fully equipped with everything you could ever need to become a Potassium Possessing Professional!

Let me know if I've missed anything and I'll edit it in with a credits section to thank the person that adds to this guide! It's a community effort after all :D
P.S. I may have intentionally skipped a couple of items that cannot be sold on the Steam Market anymore so don't be surprised if there IS something missing.

And yes I've posted this guide under a Banana-themed Steam game because I can so don't question my thought processes or logic. I'm a Banana enthusiast after all, I don't work like a normal functioning human being.

[revolver CHEH]

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Banana.

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Banana

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Banana

[Gerg]

Banana

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Banana