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Why this game sucks balls
By J
All the explanations for why this game sucks balls! (hehe funny pun)
   
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Mar 22, 2021 @ 4:08pm
Mar 22, 2021 @ 4:10pm
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Golf around: the adopted special needs child of 'Golf with your friends' 
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Golf around: the adopted special needs child of 'Golf with your friends'
Woe, Woe! Woe is I, for I have an empty soul, and an empty mind! Alas my wallet is dry, not a morsel nearby, for woe, woe is I.

That's right, this game officially sucks balls! The physics are so broken that I wonder if they have a physics based engine at all, the death effects are just a meme, and the UI is like watching paint dry. The only, ONLY, good thing with this game; the music. When I put my little barbie headphones on and have the ear*ape music blasting thru my cranium, I can no longer hear my parents fighting. Bliss in the home at last.

Attached below Is a leaked image of one of the developers behind this monstrosity, visibly beggin for your money!

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That Guy Jun 22, 2021 @ 9:22am 
thats true
J  [author] Jun 22, 2021 @ 3:18am 
can't argue with facts
That Guy Jun 21, 2021 @ 4:03pm 
dude bravo
Dapper_Barbers Apr 8, 2021 @ 3:51am 
can confirm