Aisle Isle lyrics

These are the lyrics to the new "Aisle Isle" song that was added to the game for the Nintendo Switch release, as Tadpole Treble: Encore. This update may come to the Steam version at a later date! But for now, you can get the game on Switch for only $8.99 - https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/tadpole-treble-encore-switch/ Or you can watch someone else play it on YouTube.

Lyrics

[female vocals]
E-L-E! E-L-E!

[male vocal]
ELE, your co-pilot MVP!
Your ETA is A-OK, 'cause now you're flyin' free!
It's "E-Z," your A.I. maître D'
You'll be a VIP with ELE!

It cuts, it fries, it juliennes, it makes minor repairs.
Three oil barrels daily's all it needs.
And then you're set to meet with folks while flyin' through the air
Feel free to go hobnob; It'll do your job!

ELE gets you there ASAP!
(P.S. This package doesn't include any DLC.)
It works while you make a BLT --
You'll flip your LED for ELE!

Tell your BF, GF, BFF, your OBGYN,
Your XXL MD or SO, AM or PM.
Tell AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, PJ, and TJ,
Because the CIA, the TSA and NRA,

The USA, USSR, UAE and UK,
Your HOA, BBA, NFL and NBA,
GOP, DNC, LGBT communities
All agree that ELE's GOAT, so QED!

Cooperative co-pilots are so hard to find these days,
So let's replace 'em all with our hardware!
ELE works covertly in just so many ways,
There's no need to despair; They'll be everywhere!

ELE, AKA your own VP!
And FYI, it helps you fly while in the WC.
It's crash-free, and that's our guarantee...
We just need two forms of ID.

Its sales will help your GDP.
(And sorry, please no COD.)
Adopt an ELE!
Adopt an ELE!

[female vocalist]
What's a life without adventure?
So venture forth, and spread your wings.
There's a world begging to be explored,
And there's no telling what tomorrow brings.
[recording dies out]