Finding the secret weapons [COMPLETED]

This guide will show you how to get the secret weapons for their secret locations.

Not really a "weapon" but since it does count as a "weapon". Here's how you can find it.

1. Go on the Mission "Androgen Assault".
2. Ignore the Police Station and go to the ruined castle.
3. Go up the hill and you'll see a door, go in it.
4. Crouch jump through the first window.
5. Kill the Darkworld enemy
6. Beat the level and exit.

The second secret weapon and a joke weapon the "Zippy 3000" is the worst weapon in the game, here's how you can get it.

**PRO TIP: KILL THE TARGET AND ENEMIES (only the threatening ones) FIRST! BEFORE DOING THIS! IF YOU SPEND MORE MONEY AND HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE ZIP YET, THEN RESTART THE LEVEL AND TRY AGAIN.**

1. Go the the level "Casino Catastrophe".
2. Go inside the Fatberg's Casino and go to the slot machine.
3. Go to the back of the casino and kill the guys with the USAS shotguns.
4. Play the gun slot machine and play it until you win. It's completely random so don't expect to get this instantly. (Also "G" is for throwing your weapon.)
5. Complete the level and leave.

Also known as the "flesh gun", the third secret weapon took me awhile to figured out, but hey it's easy to find, found it by complete accident. Here's how to get it.

1. Go on the level Idiot Party.
2. Go to the third floor and go to the room with two tables.
3. Jump through to the middle window, there will be an invisible walkway, be careful of snipers.
4. Go to the room with the blue glow effect, it will be there.
5. Complete the level and exit.

**AFTER GETTING THE "DEATH", YOU ARE IMMUNE TO THE RADIATION CLOUD**

My least favorite secret weapon, but a speedrunners dream. "Bolt ACR". Here's how to get it:

1. Go to the level "Office".
2. Enter to the Number 2 Office staircase.
3. Kill everything and go to the Number 1 Office.
4. Walk into the middle of the work stations and will be there.
5. Complete the level and exit.

Honestly, my favorite secret weapon as of right now and it's easy to find. Here's how to obtain the C3.

1. Go to "Pharmacokinetics".
2. Jump over the fence (or blow the door up) and go at the very end of where the dumpsters are at. There will be a door, go in it.
3. You'll need the grappling hook or a super jump.
4. Go inside the entrance and i'll be on the table.
5. Complete the level with the weapon with you.

Fishing is an easy way to make money.

I never liked fishing irl... Here's how to obtain the Fiberglass Fishing Rod.

1. Go to "Sin Space Engineering".
2. Turn around and swim to the newly placed island.
3. Go inside the building and i'll be on the table.
4. Complete the level and go to the exit.

Pro Tip: The fishing rod can do more than fishing. If you using the fishing rod on an armed enemy, you can take their gun away. Making this another less lethal option.

"Feuer frei

Bang bang
Bang bang
Feuer frei
Bang bang
Bang bang
Feuer frei"

1. Go to "Apline Hospitality".
2. Walk upstairs and go to your right and go to the cliffside and there will be a walkway.
3. There will be a cave and it will be in there.
4. Grab the RPO-80 on the crate and complete the level and leave with it.

*SPOILER WARNING*

*This requires the to get the "Death HP HUD" if you don't your HP will drain and you'll not be able to get passed the hallway. Divine Link Severed Orb/Cursed Orb to open the Cursed Door . Put on the Camo Suit/Sh!tmen suit for the camouflage to make enemies not see you at a very far distance and something to grapple or go upside down.*

Read this guide by Spike:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2428131302

Probably the most tough and complex one so far..



1. Go to "Cruelty Squad HQ".
2. Go to the Cursed Door in the lounge area. Go straight and watch out for enemies, kill all of them and there will be a set of stairs leading upstairs to the first floor.



3. There's 2 staircases go to the right side (You can go to the left staircase, but you'll have to kill more enemies.) and watch out for the falling HUGE Flesh rat and the other enemies around you. If you are upside down, the level will mirror so go left. The middle is were is the "LIFE Boss" and don't get hit by his DNA Scrambler. It won't kill you but, will turn you into a slowed down piece of meat.



4. After that go straight ahead and there'll be a secret door and a secret door on the ceiling. Go in it.



Secret room with ceiling door.



5. Either use a grapple hook or go upside down. Watch out for the PizzaHead, A.K.A the guys that messes your vision up. There's a door on the very bottom with a Flechette Golem in the way.



6. A Flechette Golem will block your way the best thing to do is kill him or ignore him for now and go to that passage way. Kill the guy with the Bazooka. Then kill the Golem with the Bazooka and watch out for the flechette grenades once he's killed.





7. There you have it... To kill the LIFE Boss BUY a ton of Stock in the Stock Market and use the ZKZ. You can kill him instantly if you bought a lot of stock. (For example, I bought 300 stocks from Consumer's Softproducts, plus another 50+ from various companies.





Go here and not the original entrance, I have made this mistake the first time I did this and it didn't unlock the ZKZ.

1. Buy the "implant" House. Then play the level.
2. So you can do two things here. Either kill enemies for ammo and stockpile on ammo for the AMG4. Or get the Ammogland Implant and get a weapon with a high rate of fire, like the AMG4. Or you can buy a bunch of stocks and uses the ZKZ. Go to the lake where you can see them and destroy all three of the Triagons. Make sure you're aiming for the big orb.
Outcome: Green text will appear if you destroy all three Triagons. You'll receive $100000, A new implant [Golem Armor], and the Raymond Shocktroop Tactical.
3. Quit the level or complete the level.




Triagons.


It's usually the second Triagon you'll kill will give you the Shocktroop.

Pretty much a laser beam, with heavy amount of recoil and weight.

(TO UNLOCK TRAUMA LOOP YOU MUST GET ALL OF THE TWO ENDINGS AND COMPLETE ALL OF THE LEVELS. )

1. On Trauma Loop
2. The easiest route (in my opinion) is the elevator route. Go inside the castle and go to the top floor their will be a Golem and a button, Press the button it'll open the elevator entrance.
3. The weapon is at bottom floor on the left. It's in a little fortress surrounded in poison water. Find it, grab it, ta-da.
4. Go to the exit.

[Verostar]

what about the best gun in the game, the one, the only, the Zippy 3000

[HELL_KROFF_MAXLINGER_]

Paratroopers are the only enemies that equip them, they are also a rare enemy.

[Son Of A Dead Meme]

as i said "or its common and im a idiot" thanks for the clarification, i definitely wasn't about to clear my save file thinking i found a secret that only shows up once per save

[HELL_KROFF_MAXLINGER_]

The Stern M17 isn't a secret weapon

[Son Of A Dead Meme]

possible secret weapon: (or its common and im a idiot)
at the start of acrchon grid if you change to 640x 480 resolution a enemy holding a bulpuped gun that fires flechets full auto shows up at the room where you get the divine link restored, i got the gun from killing him but then i died and it didnt show up when i tried to find it again

[Dack_Official]

it's really low dont be surprised if it takes more than an hour to get it

[Alex Denton]

I did, still haven't gotten lucky but I only did it for 5 minutes last time lmao

[HELL_KROFF_MAXLINGER_]

@Dr. Derp
Ok? Did you restart?

[Alex Denton]

And to be clear I still have not grabbed it yet

[Alex Denton]

I am not shitting you when I say I just spent an hour in game trying to get the Zip 22, what the shit is with the spawn chance lmao