Police Officer Ghostface

I know some of you want to have fun in DbD, and since this is a Killer guide you may think it impossible, but I assure you this isn't the case.

also this guide seems a bit ironic since Danny Johnson doesn't have a good relationship with the cops.

also-also, this is the sequel to Druglord Quentin, if you haven't seen it you should check it out, If you're survivor main or don't care then carry on.

NOTE: There aren't any gen perks in this guide as this is just a funny joke guide, if you feel like running these make sure you're good and can end chases fast, I will not be adding the names of the perks as I'm too lazy, so remember the pictures and the names before-hand, I don't want people who have under 48 hours in the game to complain, GLHF.

The Outfit

This part requires money, so pick up your parents credit cards and spend some money on Auric Cells.










An almost clean mask for those who want others clean too.














A complete and clean rob- I mean, uniform.. for catching drug-lords..














It looks enough like a gun, might as-well be a gun.







this is your new cop outfit, it may look nice and you'll feel cool too, but you're still not finished yet.

The Build

this part is a bit tricky so choose the build you're more comfortable with.

TIP: Don't go for the first set of perks you see, plan your strats and execution first and don't be afraid to mix it up once in awhile, If you don't have the perks or you're new, don't be afraid, you'll be able to buy perks for your main (In this case, Ghostface.) in the shrine of secrets, no additional DLC required.

and remember, this is all about having fun, don't expect these builds to be good as they're meant for sh*ts and giggles, if you're a really good killer you can have a bit of fun with these or role-play with your friends in customs.

How to find the Drug-lords and Druggies

You can't expect to catch these hooligans without finding them can you? good thing I'm here to show you how to find them.





These druggies don't know when to stop snorting that "Florida Snow" and they're really loud while doing it, this makes it easy to pinpoint their location so you can get em'.





After you throw them in the slammer we can tell you about an anonymous tip we received, and some more money too.






These guys think they're so smart and that they can hide, with this you can get notified when someone leaves a hiding spot, this maybe a bit too useful.







If you take out the drug-lord the clients will whine about not having a guy to give them a fix.








Once you're in the area we'll notify you when you're close.







These f*ckers better help us out, people are already suspicious that they're helping us.. and they're right..






We'll provide you with a parabolic microphone to pick up on drug dealer readings and speech, you got your slang book open right?






If one of these druggies help each other out you are legally obligated to shoot-to-kill.






We'll help you clear the air of "Downtown Brown" in return you'll bring the survi- druggies to us.

How to Stop any Drug-Lords or Druggies that Run or Try to Escape

Now obviously you're gonna be out of shape, lucky for you we can give you some boosters to chase those f*ckers down.





If one of these idiots is stupid enough to run away you can just pinpoint their location and cap them.






This will increase your speed while vaulting those annoying windows, now you're probably saying "Is this a drug?" and well.. it's only a mix of "Nuggets" and "Certificada".






Some fast mags so in case you miss your shot you can shoot again.






If you can get one of those b*stards here we can get him to crack and tell us where the others are so we can hold them.






Send us the position after taking care of the VIP we'll sabotage the gates so they can't leave.






The VIP would've been your main priority but we need the others first, save the best for last right?






We'll move the offices closer so you can drop more of those "Green Goblin" sellers in the cellar.





We'll move the offices even closer so you can toss more of those "Magic Smoke" sellers in the cellar.





We'll move the offices as close as possible so you can throw more of those "Shwag" sellers in the cellar.

How to Make Sure Druggies Can't Get Their Supply or Use It

If you're really serious I can help you find out how to cripple those sellers and trick those druggies.





In your presence you make those druggies nervous, causing them to take a bit to even attempt to use their "Brain Freeze".






Upon successfully landing a shot they'll have to patch themselves up before taking "Pinky", causing a delay in time.






Make yourself known, sounds dumb, but coupled with some different "Boosts" being loud and proud will be your greatest weapon.






You can cause these f*ckers to drop some of their stashes, great job you're menacing.






In order to not drop their "Gum" the druggies will have to press Space (E/M4 if you're into that) but you don't want them to do that, huh? so give them some more of your menacing aura and make them f*ck it up, they'll do it.. eventually.





this'll help us find out where the stashes are so we can rid them from the tria- area.






this'll help us find even more of those stashes so we can "toss" them.

How to Abuse Your Power and Kill the Druggies and Drug-Lords

Some of use don't want to throw these guys in the slammer because of time, we understand, we'll allow you to kill them and claim self defense, but if they have video evidence that's on you.





Eventually they'll be done selling "Mind Eraser", in this unlikely event, you're allowed to set your gun to lethal, pop some "Boosters", and send those "Roid" dealers to the floor, unless they steal your ammo supply, make sure that they don't, we only have so much money.






This will make it easier to get you another lethal ammo stash, unless they got rid of our spots, those damn crackheads.






After a few hoo- sentences to the cells we'll call them in in as threats, basically, switch to lethal and cap those "Manhattan Silver" dealers.






If these crackheads give us the slip we won't be happy, so pop the VIP and send a message to the "Dro Crippy" dealers.







If you can catch the last druggie behead them and bring us their skull.







We'll let you exterminate one person who leaves our prison, sound good?







F*ck it, anyone who leaves our prison is getting obliterated, go get em' tiger.

The End of Your Training

Now that I've blessed you with the knowledge of being a Cop, and gave you some drug slang you can use on your adventures, you are now ready to start arresting, now do me a favor and subscribe to Keeobe on YouTube, you don't even need to watch the videos I just want to make the algorithm, and remember, have fun and don't be afraid to mix up the perks a bit.

This Is my second guide and It took a bit to make so I'd appreciate a like and a favorite, love you all, good luck on your killing adventures.

[Rain]

Instructions unclear, became a Quentin main

[Captain Black]

Instructions too clear, am being investigated for police "brutality"? what ever that even is

[Legacy]

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in airfryer

[Киллджой]

Хрень настрочена!

[Yamagata]

Instructions unclear, became a drug lord myself

[ant]

yea

[Hex:El Goblino]

Those drug users got melted. thanks mate

[Mohhy]

Jesus approves

[FISHY]

acab

[leekersten]

I have murdered fifty drug abusers.