How to play Oblivion the correct way

This guide will tell you how to play Oblivion like all the pros do it!

Step 1: Make a beautiful character

What you want to do is make the most amazing and beautiful character to ever step foot into Oblivion, here is an example of one I created:

Step 2: Complete the tutorial

Just complete the damn tutorial, I'm not gonna hold your hand through it.

Step 3: Go buy some scrolls

You need to buy multiple of the same scroll.

Step 4: Go buy some skooma

Find your local skooma dealer and buy some.

Step 5: Duplicate the skooma

go to your scrolls section in your inventory and click twice on the stack of scrolls you should have bought earlier, once you've done that drop the skooma, if you did it correctly the 1 bottle of skooma will have turned into multiple bottles. Do this until you have enough skooma to last for awhile.

Step 6: Eradicate the lesser beings

Go to each city one by one, in any order, and kill all of the NPCs that are beast races. These so called "beast" races are the Khajiit (The cat creatures), the Argonians (The lizard creatures), and the Orcs (According to the game they aren't a beast race, but I consider them one anyway so kill them too). Once you have eradicated them all from each city you have completed the main goal of the game, so now you can finally die happy.

[Rabb1t🍩]

im so laugh right now

[High Lord Laughter of Canada]

We can't expect him to do all the work

[Mr. Goober]

Doing God's work

[TheSpartan]

Instructions unclear, became Pelinal Whitestrake

[High Lord Laughter of Canada]

First the beast races, then the Elves. #HumanityFirst

[Kvastral]

Holoblivion xDDDDD

[Mr. Goober]

keep the gods fearing you by slaying everyone else around you, except for your skooma dealer

[williamondizcord]

help I have killed all of the lesser beings and now even the gods fear me what should I do!?!

[Fire is hot]

THAT face i gazed apon was the shear look of beauty one so handsome made me shed a single tear a face that made me realize even shrek can be jealous.

[Kyota]

Now, what if you just gathered all the beings and did a ton of schooma?