(Incomplete) Guide to Drink Endings

Just a quick guide to drink endings

Quick Disclaimer

Hi friends! So, with recent updates, some of the stats have changed. It's been confirmed that they've changed with the Doom Perignon route, so we are looking into those changes and will update the guide as we get new and updated information. Thank you all for your patience, and if you know of any changes, please feel free to comment them here!

Basic Drink Tips

If playing singleplayer (or, supposedly, not sharing a controller) you should be able to play a minigame where you highlight the drink you want, and if you end on a drink it's what you get. You don't have to play this-- I think you get special plotline drinks reasonably often just taking a gamble, but it's the best way to make sure that you do.

If you have them unlocked, there should be 2 special drinks per weekend-- some require at least 3 more event days to complete, some just 2. You /shouldn't/ be able to get a 3 event drink if you don't have enough days left, but it did happen to me once on a short multiplayer game. These drinks will appear with yellow sparkles around them at the beginning of the minigame.

The best strategy I've found is to just camp on the drinks you want, and if the other squares shove you off, try to get back as quickly as possible. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but often enough the rival squares will just clank into each other away from you.

UPDATE: You can also purchase "free drinks" from the Metashop now! This makes grabbing endings a lot easier, especially with the Flask Genie, which has multiple different endings attached to it. My advice for grabbing free drinks is to go for the Stat Smoothie and the Flask Genie first-- the Stat Smoothie is such a huge boost it makes it a lot easier to pass stat checks, and the Flask Genie has the most unique endings attached to it.

Flask Genie Endings

Please keep in mind some events are still being updated, and so stat requirements may be changing. These are just what was required when I played through them. Also my earlier notes are a little spotty, I'll try to fix those soon. The options also may not be in order just because of how I noted them down.

Joy (Thanks Captain Snake! Expanded dialogue options in the comment below)

Event 1:

• Use pure logic= Smarts

• Lure her with delicious bait= Fun

Event 2:

• Design a cursed mask= Creative

• Damien goes shirtless= Charm
  

Event 3:

• You have a magical artifact for this!= Smarts

• The power of lo-fi= Creative

Aaravi: (Updated thanks to DeadFish!)

Event 1:

• Strategy guide to apology= smart Soccer game= Fun

• Euro Game= Smart

Event 2:

• Don't press F

Event 3:

• Self confidence points= Charm

• Super effective apology= Smart

Calculester:

Calculester's is special because you get different art at the end based on the combination of decisions you choose. I don't think the different art pieces actually count as different endings, though, because my counter didn't change when I got them.

Event 1:

• Help self= Charm

• Help others= Bold

Event 2:

• Logic= Smart

• Love= Creative

Event 3:

• Incremental= Charm

• Radical= Bold

Help others+Love+Radical= THE HOLY CODE
Help others+Logic+Radical= Evil son D:
Help self+Logic+Incremental= Voltron Leg
Help self+Love+Incremental= robot who experiences life and has sex (thanks LuluCalliope!)

Damien: (Updated thanks to Plu!)

Event 1:

• Fake dating= Charm

• Cal= Creative

Event 2:

• Not on the menu ;) = Creative

• FIRE! METAL! VULNERABILITY! CRIME!= Bold

Event 3:

• Improvise with Jazz= Charm (May be creative now?)

• Just say no= Bold

Milo:

Event 1:

• Cardboard box= Smart

• Ferrari= Fun

Event 2:

• paw painting= Creative

• hit the streets= Bold

Event 3:

• Cats 2= Creative

• John Cena VHS= fun

Dahlia: (Updated thanks to DeadFish!)

I know I skipped her in bus order earlier, but PLEASE just listen to me and save hers for last. It's so awesome, and it makes more sense in context this way.

Event 1:

• Disembowel his mind= Creative

• Add some fun= Fun

Event 2:

• Who you are on the inside= Bold now Smart!

• Let me check= Bold

Event 3:

• Planewriting= Bold

• Newsletter= Creative

3 Event Drinks (that aren't the Flask Genie)

Molotov Cocktail:

Event 1:

• ♥♥♥♥ The Chancelor= Charm

• Chancelor banned dodgeball= Fun

Event 2:

• Group discounts= Charm

• Chancelor called him smelly= Fun

Event 3:

• Showdown music= Fun

• Martyr yourself= Bold

Sacred Blood:

Event 1:

• Yaoi= Creative

• Evil cape usage= Charm

Event 2:

• Interior design = Creative

• Group Brunch= Charm

Event 3:

• Brooding= Bold

• Love of fishing= Fun

THE BEST

Event 1:

• Scott= Charm

• Baba Yaga= Bold

Event 2:

• Labyrinth= Bold

• Dictator= Charm

Event 3:

• TOO. HOT= Charm

• Yogurts= Bold

Doom Perignon (Updated thanks to Plu!)

Event 1:

• Calculester= Smart

• Aaravi= Creative

Event 2:

• Eccentric Billionaire= Creative

• Horses= Fun

Event 3:

• "Cool Damien"= Fun

Glass of Curse (Unlocks after Hex Bagel End, updated thanks to Plu!)

Event 1:

• SNATCH THAT WIG= Fun

• Trick another contestant= Charm

Event 2:

• Hex knows about Aaravi= Fun

• Phone a friend= Charm

Event 3:

• Croissant hands= Creative

• Longest line= Smart

The Darkest Timeline:

• Save doctor= Smart

• Save Child= Charm

:)

2 Event Drinks

These drinks need 2 successful events to complete, but many of them actually have more than 2 events you can encounter, making this walkthrough incomplete!

Pizza (Updated thanks to Zam!)

A more comprehensive breakdown of decisions/stat checks for this ending can be found in Leafpool10120's comment below!

• You are all rivals= Creative

• Pay with organs= Creative

• Go to hell= Bold

• Mike has pretty eyes= Charm

• Finn the monster= ?

• Online workshop= Smarts

Ask nobody to the meteor shower

Blender Smoothie

I'm not even sure if you need successes to get this ending, or if you just need to get the drink. I failed my second event and still got the ending!

• Kids these days are using microwaves= Charm

• More Bitter = Smarts

The UNBEARABLE Curse (Unlocks after you first turn into a bear)

This ending can be achieved without this drink, through the same event that turned you into a bear before, this is just an easy way to get it without losing stats.

• Needing to sleep= Smart

• Hunted for rugs= Bold

• Mauling faces= Fun

• Bear-themed crimes= Bold

[Senok el Tirun]

For Calculester Genie's Flask there is the other 4 endings (for them, it's highly recommended to use Juan's help).
Quick reminder:

Event 1:
Help self= Charm
Help others= Bold

Event 2:
Logic= Smart
Love= Creative

Event 3:
Incremental= Charm
Radical= Bold

Help others+Love+Incremental= Total Adaptation
Help others+Logic+Incremental= Industrious Robot
Help self+Logic+Radical= Hyper Virus
Help self+Love+Radical= Artist Bot

With the first four (thanks LuluCalliope), these are all of the Genie's Flask Endings for Calculester. (Also, by Calculester's face you can determine, that you got one of the 4 good endings, one of the 2 neutral ones or the 2 bad endings. Also both bad endings and one of the neutral endings tied to the Radical choice, only the Voltron Leg is an Incremental, yet not 'good' ending. The only Radical 'good' ending is the Holy Code. )

[Hello Bee]

for the 3rd event in glass of curse, croissant hands is actually fun not creativity :]

[Plu]

Glass of Curse
SNATCH THAT WIG=Fun not Bold

Event 2
Phone a friend=charm

Event 3
Longest line=smart

Doom Perignon
Event 2
Horses=Fun

Damian flask ending
Event 3
(option 2, also something jazz related)=creative

[TheAzureRavyn]

Pizza Girl secret ending options:

Mike:
option 1 - smarts
option 2 - charm

Camp Rival Camp:
option 1 - smarts
option 2 - charm

Baba Yaga:
option 1 - charm
option 2 - boldness

Lifeguards:
option 1 - charm
option 2 - smarts

Jerry:
option 1 - boldness
option 2 - smarts

Mr. Pappas:
option 1 - smarts
option 2 - charm

[Zam]

New prompt for Pizza drink with the lifeguards.

Choice 1: Finn the monster - ??? (didn't pick this option)

Choice 2: Online workshop - Smarts

[Zam]

For the Pizza ending: the alternate to the "pay with organs" option is the "go to hell" option is boldness.

[DeadFish]

-event 2 for dahlia flask genie, the who you are on the inside option is now (smart)

[DeadFish]

After using this guide and playing this game a bit more using it i have some additions.
-Aaravi's flask ending event 1 now mentions either a soccer game(fun) or a euro game(smart)
-for Aaravi's flask ending event 3 one of the options mentioning self confidence points is (charm)
-the other option for event 1 in dahlias flask genie ending is (fun)

[Captain Snake]

Flask Genie Joy (As this guide says, it's subject to change from updates.)

Use pure logic: if Evil Faith is like the opposite of Faith, then obviously her phone number is just Faith’s number but with the digits in the opposite direction! (SMARTS)
Lure her with delicious bait: spread a fake promo for free pizza for anyone that comes from a different dimension. (FUN)

Design a cursed mask that conveys an unimaginable sense of dread and danger. What could go wrong? (CREATIVITY)
It seems like Coven villains have a tendency to go shirtless. Is shirtlessness, like...evil? Anyway, no one will complain about Damien going shirtless, right? (CHARM)

You have a magical artifact for this! It’s an ancestral orb that adapts to the shape of your hand. The stronger you hold it, the more stress it absorbs. (SMARTS)
Music tames the beasts (and by beast you mean Joy here). Subdue her stress through the power of lo-fi. (CREATIVITY)

[LuluCalliope]

Awesome job, my friend! Everyone, if you ever want to play online with us, let us know, we can all try to work something out, take notes of the events that happen, ect! This game is still in development, but we all could use the information!

Enjoy the award, CandyCorn!