Every Postal 2 Cheat (2020)

This guide that is probably outdated as hell since nobody is probably playing postal in this year is going to tell you every postal 2 cheat from the cheats menu.

(Please note that Paradise Lost is not included.)

How to use a cheat

To use a cheat, You have to press the ` (or ~) button on the top left of your keyboard. This will bring up the command prompt. Then you will have to type in "Sissy". The Postal Dude will call you a Sissy upon doing this, and a message at the top left will say "Cheats are enabled. Hope you're happy." And you will have access to using cheats.



Please note the following:

1. Once you enable cheats, You will not be able to get achievements at all. but if you type sissy again, Cheats will be disabled, and you may be able to get achievements again.

2. Cheats will not be accessible in POSTAL or IMPOSSIBLE mode.

3. Players that beat the game before will have access to the cheats menu and the enhanced game mode. If you are here to just mess around with the game before playing it for real, That is an excuse. But if you just want to cheat the entire game just to get the cheats menu and the enhanced game mode, You are a certified Sissyboy, And should only play Postal once your balls drop.

The List of Cheats

Here are all of the cheats you can put. They are not case sensitive. When you see Stars (or *s) Next to some cheats, They are personal favorites that you could try as well.

*Alamode (Everyone knows this one.) - Makes you invincible.

*Iamsolame (Everyone also knows this one.) - Basically just gives you everything you could possibly want.

*Likeabirdy - Flight.

*IFeelfree - Flight + Noclipping.

*PacknHeat - Gives you all the weapons.

*Payload - Gives you crazy amounts of ammo for every weapon.

*Piggytreats - Gives you Donuts to feed those swines that patrol Paradise.

*JewsForJesus - Gives you 5000$ Each time you use the command.

*BoyAndHisDog - Gives you Doggy Treats. Probably heals your dog(s), Not sure.

*Jones - Gives you health pipes. Hell yeah!

*SwimWithFishes - Gives you the Bass Sniffer and the Two extra components for it.

FireInYourHole - Rocket Cameras.

*IAmTheOne - Gives you catnip. You can either collect cats with it, Or press E to feel everything slow.

*LotsaPu ssy - Gives you cats. Remove the space, Due to steam's filter being a complete ass lick.

*BlockMyAss - Gives you 200 Armor.

SmackDatAss - Gives you a Gimp Suit. You get picked on by bystanders. (Jokes, Laughing, ETC.)

*Healthful - Gives you plenty of med-kits and fills up your health.

*IAmTheLaw - Gives you a police officer outfit. Dialogue changes from bystanders.

*Whatchutalkinbout - Turns Bystanders into Gary Coleman.

Osama - Turns Bystanders into Taliban.

RockinCats - Shoots cats from specific guns.

DokkinCats - Stops shooting cats from specific guns.

BoppinCats - Bouncy Cats from guns.

SplodinCats - The Cats are no longer Bouncy.

*Headshots - One Hit Kills when someone is shot in the head.

*Bladey - Better Machetes.

*HulkSmash - Better Hammers.

*LimbSnapper - Throw a hammer directly at someone's head for a messy surprise. Trust me, You'll see what I mean.

*ReaperOfLove - Better Scythes. With this command, You can do anything.

*MightyFoot - Not only are your kicks faster, But your kicks instant kill everything.

*DogLover - You get another Dog Companion. Just remember no dog can replace champ.

GonorrheaChaChaCha - Your urine dances with gonorrhea infection.

*SuperMario - Higher Jumps.

*SonicSpeed - Faster Running Speed.

*Domino - Gives a lot of fresh, teleported pizza shoved into your pockets from Paradise's best pizza place.

*JerkInYourBox - Gives you a bunch of burgers. Heart Disease, Yay!

*CatNado - Gives you experimental cats.

MoonMan - Less Gravity.

*TheQuick - Makes literally every weapon fire/swing/throw/reload faster. Especially your kicks. If you throw Bombs like Dynamite, Grenades, or Molotovs, and it doesn't seem fast, Right click instead. You'll understand.

UnQuick - Makes your weapons not fast anymore. Why would you use this?

KrotchatizeMe - Turns Bystanders into Krotchy. You think you can take Krotchy's Krotchy Klones down?

EgoBoost - Makes everyone's heads bigger. RWS had the chance to make it "Airheads" instead.

WitchDoctor - Makes everyone's heads smaller.

*Bullet - Makes time seem slower. Critical Hits override this, which is a problem.

That's about it.

Thanks for reading my guide. Whether you are a sissy or not, You actually took the time to read it. Have a random screenshot during my playthrough.

[Mr.Foogle]

well, until postal 4 comes out of early access it is

[Terminal 7]

you wish

[Mr.Foogle]

I'm pretty sure postal 2 is still relevant

[Egor]

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