Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

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Why Sunflower is the most likely plant to be a sex offender
By Tis4Tru
This is why Sunflower is most likely a sex offender
Inspired by the other reports here
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Introduction
I have seen some reports on how some certain zombies are a sex offender so i have a plant to report. So this is why Sunflower is most likely a sex offender.
Accusation
Sunflower appears to smile the entire game which is weird because there's a zombie outbreak so she's hiding something. Also there's usually a lot of sunflowers in one place so they are teaming up to do something even though they don't have arms. But here's where things get real. Most zombies wear a brown coat and a tie. So the most natural thing to assume is they are zombie FBI agents and Sunflower is on the FBI watch list. That's the reason why the zombies are only coming to your house and not the 1 million other houses around you. Some people may if she's really a sex offender who's the victim?" I will tell them.
The Victim
The victim was hard to determine but i cracked it after 10 seconds of research. I thought the victim had to know her well enough for Sunflower to trick em and Sunflower is the 2nd plant in the game. The 1st plant you get is Peashooter so natural Sunflower did her dirty work on him with her group of sunflowers. Other Sunflowers in the group are Solor Flare and Major Sweetie. Just like how Buckethead zombie did stuff with his bucket. So why is Peashooter fighting the Zombie FBI then. Reason, Sunflower forced him to fight them or she will do it again.
Conclustion
Sunflower is a sex offender like Buckethead Zombie and she should go to court for it. I want justice for Peashooter. #Justice4Peashooter
(This was just done for comedy. Don't kill me please.) (also don't get any ideas and if you do get any don't send them to me or i kill you)
Updates (if any)
Oct 7 20: Told the FBI but they need proof to seize the Sunflower circle, went to go get Peashooter but he's missing. I need proof first if there's any.
Oct 17 20: Hey it Peashooter I don't know where i am but all i know is that the sunflowers are after me. Im the only victim here it looks like. Please send help. A lot of the sunflowers here like Solar flare and Major Sweetie. Why do they do this every day they S(*#$#*&#(^$# That may sound like a dream but its not. Oh god they're coming hel #%^@(*(%^*@^%(#*&#*(%@.
Nov 14 20: If a sunflower is in your area don't fret! They are only looking for one thing which is #Y%@(sho3457.
April 5th 21: i have seen the counter guide to this and i will go out and say your claims are well written reload but they are wrong. For your 1st claim, you state that she has been a victim. We have agents that raided the old sex dungeon on where peashooter was once. It was located at [REDACTED] and we found pictures of her doing naughty stuff to him and smiling throughout it.
Your 2nd claim says that they are always in a large group to add defense but that's not the case. They space together to make you think its for defense but in reality they are assaulting peashooter.
Your 3rd claim suggest that "however F.B.I. agents wear blue suits and not brown along with bright yellow lettering on the front and back making it near impossible to mistake them for a zombie wearing a brown suit." First off why would the F.B.I make it obvious they are coming to arrest her? Unlike you i have talked to the head of F.B.I and they told me "We had to lie to Reload because he may be working with the sunflowers so he can fuel his fertilizer addiction."
Your 4th claim says she never went on the internet so she can't be on there. This is wrong because we have been tapping every server and we found out theres a underground network where sunflowers share peashooter so they can have fun with him.
your 5th claim says they have attacked other houses but they were just looking for which one held peashooter. None of them did have him sadly.
Your 6th claim says peashooter is most likely not the victim because repeater is used more. But have you ever wondered where peashooter was while he isnt used? Thats right he was kidnapped by the sunflowers.
Your 7th claim suggested that you talked to peashooter about him not being kidnapped. Mate im him and i managed to get a phone so i can type this. Please help me they )UGWHSE)*(YU#@W*(@Y everyday.
I will agree with the crimes on your 8th claim however.
So long story short you have lied to everyone and you should be ashamed of yourself. OH GOD THEY ARE COMING AGAIN. I got to go please help i am at [Redacted]
131 Comments
jayne102150 Feb 14 @ 4:46pm 
#justice4peashooter
Momoh Dec 23, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
This tramatized me
Jeffer Nov 10, 2024 @ 3:01pm 
id let sunflower do anything to me
Coldtemplar007 Nov 1, 2024 @ 2:56pm 
List of Crimes
13 Counts of Murder
Yeti Zombie stated that each person he murdered was armed although this was proved false by soldiers nearby at the time.

29 Counts of Rape
Yeti Zombie stated that he had been drugged on each occasion and that he didn't mean to go after 6 year old boys on every single occasion.

1 Instance of Human Trafficking
Yeti Zombie kidnapped 36 girls under the age of 10 and hid them inside a basement. He later sold them to unknown buyers for an unknown amount of money, speculated to be in the millions.

3 Civilian Massacres
Yeti Zombie refused to make a statement but what is known of the massacres is the number of victims each time.
Massacre of March 14th: 19 Dead, 23 Injured
Massacre of June 3rd: 31 Dead, 14 Injured
Massacre of June 15th: 25 Dead, 41 Injured

Yeti Zombie was executed on September 17th, 2019 at 6:00 PM EST
Coldtemplar007 Nov 1, 2024 @ 2:56pm 
Background Information
Yeti Zombie was born January 23rd, 1993. Yeti Zombie's parents stated that he had a troubled childhood. They said that Yeti Zombie took an interest in the military from a very young age. This stuck with Yeti Zombie until he turned 17 and joined the United States military. Yeti Zombie graduated top of his class. Shortly after he turned 18 he was deployed to Iraq. Yeti Zombie states in court that he was suffering from insanity in the moments he committed his atrocities although later psychiatric diagnosis told that he was a sociopath.
godtefy Sep 15, 2024 @ 6:18am 
crazy dave uses plants cus he is lazy. too busy watching netflix or smth. also crazy dave has guns illegally. that's why the FBI is trying to kill him
godtefy Sep 14, 2024 @ 11:33pm 
crazy dave actually has guns. he's just too lazy
Solar Flare Jul 15, 2024 @ 3:03pm 
SOLAR not solor
Ghosty_Victor Jun 27, 2024 @ 4:22pm 
what the fucking shit
cozmo Apr 15, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
Im sorry what happened with bucket head zombie now? also TL:DR