How To Reach Hospital Floor 7.5

You've seen the note on the sofa, you want it. This guide will tell you how to get it, in and out, alive, every single time.

Part 1: To Increase Our Luck...

1. Reach Rank 5
2. Intentionally kill yourself with negligent discharges until you are rank 1.
3. Get to the top floor and sprint like sanic untill you find hospital. If you die, repeat until you succeed.
4. In hospital, find magic 8 ball in side corridor with the shelves with cleaning stuff.
5. Drop a loaded magazine on the 8-ball as an offering to the gods.

Part 2: ...We Perform This Ritual

6. In Real Life, Print of pictures of overgrowths logo, wolfire games logo and recivers logo (the first game, not second)
7. Stick them to the walls of your room.
8. Get a real pistol, preferably an M1911 or variant of.
9. Shoot each picture according to how many years they took to develop or how long the company has existed. (999 times for overgrowth, 0.5 times for receiver, 69 times for wolfire games)
10. Place pictures in a non-flammable bin or container and light them on fire.
11. Recite the 'initiation' tape to the crackling flames.
12. Dowse the flames in water, then repeat 'You have shot yourself in the leg' five times.

Part 3: Accepting The End

13. Back in the game, call the elevator to the top floor.
14. While on the top floor, send the elevator down then quickly run around and jump on the roof of the elevator.
15. Wait until the elevators roof is just past the top of the banister, then jump. Make sure to move your mouse as so to 'twist in the air'.
16. Stop dead in mid-air, fall and die.
17. Realise the Devs put an invisible wall to intentionally kill players who try to get the note.
18. Die to a threat echo in real life with the gun from step 8.

[Col. A. Covolsky]

-_-^
the steps are fun though... will do again!

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