The Perfect Game

Ah Skyrim.... The greatest game of all time. People who don't think this will surely be beheaded by the allmighty God Howard of course, but they know that themselves. They know that there is no better game than Skyrim. The only game that is better than Skyrim is Skyrim, but released on another platform or under another name.

I remember the ancient times when Special Edition was released. I thought "OooOoweee here comes a new and fresh game from the one the only best video game maker/chess player in the whole wide world". Then I loaded it up and was greeted by Ralof eager as ever to talk to me and ask how my nap was. Before I knew it, 3000 hours played. I had beaten every vampire, slain every dragon, and harassed every child. I had even taken the time to listen to Nazeem ask me if I had ever been to the cloud district, but of course I hadn't.

A similar experience happened to me when I was introduced to this new strange machine called the Nintendo Switch or something along those lines. After I saw that Todd had released a new title I felt the same rush that I felt the other 43 times before they had released a new game. 42 of them were Skyrim of course, the other one was Fallout 76 may it rott in hell. I praised Todd for being progressive and allowing these smaller companies no one has ever heard of get their chance to succeed in life. I happily went to the store to buy one of these knock off Playstation Vita's and try this new and exciting game for myself. Again I slapped my knee, laughed and hurled at my wife when I heard the famous theme song and the horse theif's plead for mercy.

Oh Todd you wonderful man. You magnificent, powerful, trusty steed of a man. The man... of my dreams UwU

Send me a smooch Todd <3 #nohomo

Don't be shy to text me :)

[ThaTylar]

the 6th installment of the TES series is just a sequel to Skyrim
change my mind

[IzzoTheBlue]

"... and harassed every child" was the line that convinced me that this was no mere shitpost, but true literature.

[SourceMinx]

Ah Skyrim.... The greatest game of all time. People who don't think this will surely be beheaded by the allmighty God Howard of course, but they know that themselves. They know that there is no better game than Skyrim. The only game that is better than Skyrim is Skyrim, but released on another platform or under another name.

I remember the ancient times when Special Edition was released. I thought "OooOoweee here comes a new and fresh game from the one the only best video game maker/chess player in the whole wide world". Then I loaded it up and was greeted by Ralof eager as ever to talk to me and ask how my nap was. Then I slapped my knee, laughed and said "Oh Todd, you tricked us again you old bugger", and before I knew it, BOOM! 3000 hours played. I had beaten every vampire, slain every dragon, and harassed every child. I had even taken the time to listen to Nazeem ask me if I had ever been to the cloud district, but of course I hadn't.

[Blumpkin]

i wanna kiss toddy woddy

[BLINDINGSUN]

RDR2 is better than skyrim. just sayin

[-UoG-Leroy.exe]

ever wonder if toddy boy just scrolls through community pages for his games, looking for an ego boost and then sees shitposts like this and that's why he is angry? xD

[KING $CHIDT! HI$ ROYAL HIGHNE$$!]

76 is BAE!!

[lelorrain]

Skyrim would a fine game if it was working on Linux!

[Menzoberranzan]

Todd Howard once shot and killed Hitler in his bunker, I heard... Weird business, still love the chap.

[Despair]

I killed Nazeem