How to become the best pokemon master ever

How to become a pokemon master in terraria!

Starting the quest

When you spawn in the world, You will start with 1 copper shortsword, 1 copper axe, and 1 copper pickaxe. Walk and collect stuff, until you find a slime or a bunny. Bunnies suck so kill them if you capture them. Try to capture slimes. make their little bar get empty. If the bar gets to 0, you captured them! They will drop nice loot! to access them, press ESC and click the book icon in the bottom right. Then you will see the pokemon you capture! It says all you need to know! Where it spawns, when it spawns, it's loot, and more! You spawn with a cool pokemon that starts with a random name. The pokemon species is "Guide". Now, you can't kill it with tools. You must lure him to his death. At night, evil pokemon such as demon eyes and zombies appear, that can kill the guide. When the guide dies, nothing won't happen, since he was in your pokebook already. So kill everything, and become the best Pokemon master ever!

[Jon Vandar C:]

F for memedog.

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 ╰┳╯ ╰━ ━┳╯ him in other heals? ?? ? F
  ╰╮ ┳ ━━╯ Guides or? is ~~
 ▕▔▋ ╰ ╮╭━╮ ~~never be a meme dog
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 ╲▂╱╲▂╱  ╲▂╱╲▂╱

[skeb.mp]

I shall destroy it with my Zenith say goodbye

[Jon Vandar C:]

━━━━╮ This is memedog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ memedog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Steam Guides by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ Guides or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme dog
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▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
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 ▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
 ╲▂╱╲▂╱ ╲▂╱╲▂╱

[CrowTRobot2112]

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█▐█▓▀░░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████▓▓▓▓▐█ Paste
▌▓▄▌▀░▀░▐▀█▄▓▓██████████▓▓▓▌█▌
▌▓▓▓▄▄▀▀▓▓▓▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓█▓▓▌█▌ DO IT.
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[Truck-kun from that Isekai]

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[skeb.mp]

1st I did call it bestiary, 2nd this is a joke, 3rd isn't enslaving innocent beings with a futurstic ball cruel? Doesn't matter if there is no pokeball, you are the monster. Get your facts right

[EricFiredragon]

The jokes in idea are funny, but in reality, it's just impractical.

[EricFiredragon]

Good guide, but where's the poke-ball part of it? And the other monsters? And the fact that there are I N F I N I T E monsters? And you rapidly complimenting yourself (I don't have anything against it, just bruh'd out of it. Also not including the other people that went along with it)? And that the fact that you become a cruel monster if you kill a bunny? And the fact that it's physically and mentally impossible to kill everything with just a copper sword? I know you're trying to be funny, but these jokes just turn to cringe and aren't very funny (In my opinion). Where's the fun in a joke seen 100,000 times? It's not like the moon lord or the mechanical trio can be actually captured. Oh, and this pokedex? It's called a Bestiary. Get ye facts straight.

[NexoNinja10]

OMG yes

[skeb.mp]

Thanks