People Playground Achievement Guide [Updated!]

Complete guide to earning all 17 achievements in People Playground. Accurate as of 1.27, patch 5.

Introductory

This guide should be accurate as of Version 1.27 patch 5, which released January 7th, 2024.

People Playground has seventeen achievements. Of those, six are obtained through killing ragdolls, seven can be obtained through minor feats, and the other four are considered 'secret.'

Kill Count

These achievements all relate to murdering ragdolls. None of these are particularly hard to unlock, although the later ones are grindy.

Murderer
Kill a person


Kill a ragdoll.

Serial killer
Kill at least three people


Kill three ragdolls.

Mass murderer
Kill 100 people


Kill 100 ragdolls. Try out every weapon and tool in your spawner kit - you'll get this surprisingly quickly.

Massacre
Kill 1000 people


Kill 1,000 ragdolls.

Genocide
Kill 10k people


Kill 10,000 ragdolls. You can speed this up a little bit by spawning ragdolls in front of a laser pointer that's powered by an industrial generator so it destroys them almost as quickly as you can spawn them.

Extinction
Kill a million people


Kill 1,000,000 ragdolls. It will take you a very, very long time to get this one. My advice is to not purposefully aim for it. Just mess around and your kill count will pretty quickly rack up. By the time you have all of the other achievements, you should be closer to this achievement, at least close enough that it won't take you as long to grind deaths for it.

Minor Feats

These achievements all relate to accomplishing certain noteworthy feats.

Creator
Spawn 1000 items

You'll likely get this after a relatively significant amount of playtime. If not, just select something, and mash Q and E until you get it.

My insides hurt
Detonate an organism filled with explosive fluid

The explosive fluid in question is Nitroglycerine; spawn a flask of it from the Chemistry tab. Use a Liquid Conduit wire to inject the substance directly into the bloodstream of a human ragdoll. Once they have been sufficiently dosed, any significant impact, such as picking up the ragdoll and slamming it into the ground with great force, should detonate the Nitroglycerine, granting you the achievement.

Black hole
Create a black hole

Hook up an Industrial Generator to a Decimator using a wire and activate the generator.

Volume unclamped
Use the jukebox to burst heads

Hook up an Industrial Generator to a Jukebox and turn both on. Spawn a ragdoll (human or android) near it and enjoy the show.

Guardian EMP
Save a human from a sticky grenade by activating an EMP right before it's too late

Self-explanatory. You need to time the EMP burst so that it disables the grenade right before it detonates.

Radiant
Inject a radioactive substance into the bloodstream of a human

Spawn an empty liquid receptacle (flask, syringe, etc.), and then spawn an atomic bomb. Use a Liquid Conduit wire to siphon the Tritium in the atom bomb into the receptacle, and then inject said liquid into a human.

Potion seller
Create exotic liquid

Exotic Liquid is created by combining Tritium from an atomic bomb with Water Breathing Serum. The easiest way to do this is to spawn an empty blood tank, an atomic bomb, and a water breathing syringe. Siphon the Tritium into the tank, and then siphon the Water Breathing Serum in.

"Secrets"

These four achievements lack descriptions until unlocked. This is your last chance to back out if you wish to discover these yourself.

Pacifist
Play the game for an hour in one session without murdering anything


Self-explanatory. This needs to be relatively active playtime; more specifically, going AFK for longer than five minutes will reset the timer.

Using a mod to increase the game's timescale and rapidly clicking/spawning things is a relatively simple way to trigger this.

Uncharted territory
Travel through the portal

This requires you to build a very specific device, following specific schematics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqauC7RX3fg

Build this device. It must be exact.

Faraday malfunction
Receive the signal

Select the Tower map and move the camera to the marked place on top of the tower.
Once in that spot, spawn a Jukebox and a Metal Pole. Place the Metal Pole on top of the Jukebox and connect it with a wire to receive the signal.

Inverse teleportation
Perform inverse teleportation
As with Uncharted territory, this achievement requires you to build a very specific device.


Some deviations are allowed with the design; the only explicit requirement is that the laser bounces off of mirrors three times in total and that the dampening box is somehow rotating (either through a rotor or by manually cranking it with the mouse) while connected to the laser pointer via wire.

If successfully, an enormous ("normal-sized") revolver will spawn, and will be unlocked to be spawned at any time in the menu.

Conclusion

I will attempt to keep this guide up to date. Please note that the developer is liable to add more achievements, or change methods of obtaining existing ones.

[crumb box]

I wanna blow you for this.

[1337Walrus]

Going to attempt to update this for the latest patch. Stay posted.

[1337Walrus]

@cookie The secret's old enough that I'm just going to post the link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqauC7RX3fg

[cookie]

I like how I cant watch the portal video because when I hover my mouse off of the black it disappears

[Thom Studios]

I can't get the pacifist achievement. I went afk with an autoclicker and tried the time mod but I still don't get it.

[weirdnessapolloyeet]

Unclear I accidentally shot my dad creating major tensions between the government and all of my friends and family, leading me to insanity and causing me to shoot the president of the United States of America and taking him hostage, leading me to a tyranny over the country. I am now spreading misinformation to the United States of America people leading them to believe that Joe Biden still governs. This has given me power beyond my comprehension leading me to attempt to detonate a nuclear bomb near the People Playground but I instead murdered the pope. My life has been put in a major risk against all nations. Suggest a redo.

[ExpiredMilk]

to my knowledge this is missing three achievements

[ExpiredMilk]

what about the real gun or the inverse teleportation

[weirdnessapolloyeet]

you cant just idle for two hours to get pacifist you have to get a mod called time accelerator and speed it up to 300x then use it and move your mouse around why this is is because people playground has thing where if you don't click for 5 minutes it resets the idle time so you cant cheat it by being idle

[IsMyPCEdible]

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