There Is No Guide (for Achievements)

Why would you want to ruin the experience by using a guide?

Don't you dare read this or any other guide.




Note: This is not intended to be a full walk through of the games puzzles, just a list of the achievements and actions required to get them.

Progress Achievements

Either they can not be missed or their requirements are so simple that they are nearly automatic.

Chapter 1 Mise en abyme

Have you no shame? Find the naughty pictures.
You need to open all the folders anyway.


Private Detective Go through the trash.
Which is required to progress.


Administrator Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time. Which is required to progress.


There's a bug in the soup Finish chapter 1.

Chapter 2 Behind the scenes

A soundly led quest Finish chapter 2.

Chapter 3 The good, the bad and the princess

Raiders of the lost game "
Drop lots of snakes during the puzzle (pretty sure this is automatic, but if it doesn't trigger, drop all the snakes until no more come out)

Princess saver Finish chapter 3.

Chapter 4 Free2Pay

To infinity and beyond! Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Should trigger when you lead the villain onto the bridge and toss him.


One Punch Man Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Should trigger in the next boss fight (when the villain lands)


The end of the ordeal Finish chapter 4.

Chapter 5 Loss of control

A friend of the animals... or not. Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water. Should trigger when you pour a bucket of water on the cat.


Headshot Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Should trigger when you shoot the skull to get the nut.


It's not over yet Finish chapter 5.

Chapter 6 Back home

Outside the box Find the key to the underwater door.
You need the key to progress past this puzzle anyway.


Home at last Finish chapter 6.

The End Epilog*

*Watch through the entire credits until you reach the main menu again and you will earn one, simply replay the epilog and make a different choice to obtain the other.

• Future of the planet, and all that... Make the right decision and go back to bed.
  
• I want to PLAY!! Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.

Can be missed: Specific Action Required

Once you complete the game you can go back and start in any chapter. These all require a specific action. Some are obviously expected to be done on a second play through (requiring information you don't have yet) or are "rewards" for stalling or failing a puzzle before completing it correctly.

Main Menu

It's a trap! Blindly follow the arrows.
Start the game and follow the arrows: This way: Quit: Yes (This usually doesn't trigger if you have already been playing the game for a while; just close the game and open it again)

Chapter 1

Roshambo Addict Become the world's worst.
Cycle through all of the cards several times, losing repeatedly at roshambo, without making progress on the real puzzle.

Conspiracy theorist Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Read all Truth DOC in each private folder (which you will probably do while looking for clues anyway)

Chapter 2

This is not a Beat'em up Beat up an innocent bystander.
Repeatedly punch Mr Willhelm beyond getting the letter H until you get this, without making further story progress. (At least 6 extra punches)

Wrong Dimension Call.
Attempt calling "the creator" using his phone number from chapter 6 that you acquired from a previous play through. (555-8121)

Spam Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Call Miss Voodoo to harass him repeatedly without progressing the real puzzle. (Which would be to get Watson to pick up) At least 4 calls, he'll eventually run out of comments and just hang up.

Blue moon Get a blue moon... or almost.
Paint the moon blue instead of yellow when you get the chance.

Chapter 3

Honey, I blew up the Hero In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle. After you get the shrinking hammer, shrink everything else in the home (pots, bed, etc) excluding the Hero.

Life sentence Volontarily drown the Hero.
Shrink the lily pad when the hero is on it so that he drowns.


Random luck! In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes. Complete the puzzle without shrinking the fires to read the runes. The combination isn't actually random, so you could get this on a new play through by knowing the combination already. (Left, Up, Right, Down)

Chapter 4

Serial Clicker Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks! Just keep clicking until you get this. You need somewhere between 3000 and 4000 coins, the max you can hold at once is 1000, so just keep filling up and then spend it or change rooms. You can move between rooms and it still counts towards the achievement total.

Follow the guide! Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape. When the ad for a guide appears on the bottom of the screen during the buttons puzzle, there will be a screenshot of a Verdant landscape and it will say to click a peculiar bush 5 times. Just do that when you have a chance to move around the map

Chapter 5

Serge Karamasov Jump over a chair.
During "Hit The Road" jump and fail repeatedly until the mini-game switches to noob mode and sends you chairs. (instead of the boxes)

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This is specifically how to achieve Serge Karamasov Jump over a chair. (Steam Achievement) During "Hit The Road" jump and fail repeatedly until the mini-game switches to noob mode and sends...

Carmack junior Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake. You must enter the code that Gigi sings correctly on the first try.

Chapter 6

Skeet shoot Destroy all the validation signs.
Starting from the first time you get the option to quit, click all available yes signs before pressing no. (on every cycle)

Better than Mr. Radar You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution. When answering the quiz questions, on the third question select: "Instant Cassettes" to get the achievement. (All the answers are "wrong" anyway)



Who you gonna call? Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
Call Miss Voodoo from chapter 2. (555-2368)

Thank You

There is no guide without the helpful comments from the community.

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[someone (I will change it later)]

I literaly was there for hours trying to get "Better than Mr. Radar"... I thought it had to do with the coffee.. 100% here I come!

[Spicy Sauce]

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[LEBLEBI]

I will get 100% because of you thx I didn't find a guide on yt but this helped me a lot

[tiagomsfrancosonic]

i finally got 100% on my favourite game of all time

[Mr_kes]

<3

[GreedPlaysGames]

It helped me a lot and for "Follow the Guide!" You can do it as soon as you get to it without the map

[albertfamily504]

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[mista red]

didnt use it just like you said from the start

[blingo cringlo]

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[team"ILIEV"]

thank you! It helped me to get every single badge in the game!