how to pee lol

In this guide, I will show you how to pee lol

Introduction

This guide has all of the basic information you need to know about peeing in POSTAL 2. There are a lot of extra steps that you need to know after this, but I just want this guide to be for beginners and people who have no experience with peeing. Enjoy!

Getting Started

Installing POSTAL 2

Before you begin, you want to make sure POSTAL 2 is already installed. You can't pee if you aren't able to open the game. If you don't know how to install games in your library, then here's a pretty quick tutorial. I'd rather not explain since I'll be going through some more important information in this guide.

Launching POSTAL 2

The first step is to go onto your Steam library. This is how you will be able to launch the game. You just have to keep scrolling through your list of games until you find POSTAL 2. Once you find POSTAL 2, click on it then click the "Play" button. You will be prompted to choose which part of the game to open. Just click on the one that says "Play POSTAL 2," as some of these steps do not work in Multiplayer.

Opening a game

Starting a new game

As soon as POSTAL 2 launches, you're going to click on the "New Game" option. This step is important as it lets you start a new game, which you're going to want to do if you want to pee. After that, you will be prompted to choose a game mode to load up. You can pee in any game mode, but I recommend just clicking on the "POSTAL 2" option. I just prefer that since this is a guide for peeing in POSTAL 2. You're also able to choose the difficulty of the game, but that's not really important. I only recommend selecting "Liebermode" since that's the easiest option and it helps if you just want to practice peeing.

Loading a game

If you already have a game saved, you can click on the "Load Game" option, then click on the save you would like to load. If done correctly, your game should load and you can move on to the next step.

Unzipping your pants

Unzipping with a keyboard

This is also a pretty important step. As soon as your game loads, you want to press the "R" key on your keyboard. Pressing this will unzip your pants ingame. If pressing the "R" key doesn't work, then you should try seeing what keybinds you have set for the "Unzip/Zip Pants" action. Before you can pee, you have to make sure that this step is done and completed properly. If the icon on the top right changes from a hand to a zipper, then that means you've done this correctly.

Unzipping with a controller

If you're not playing POSTAL 2 with a keyboard, then you want to press the "B" button if you're using an Xbox controller. If you're using a Playstation controller, then the "Circle" button should work. If pressing the "B" button or the "Circle" button doesn't work, then you should try seeing what keybinds you have set for the "Unzip/Zip Pants" action.

Peeing lol

"haha pee go psss"

If you followed all of the steps correctly, you should be able to pee after holding down "Left Click" on your mouse. If you're not using a mouse, you can hold down the "Right Trigger" on your controller and that should also work. I recommend checking what keybinds you have if you were able to unzip your pants and this step doesn't work.

Conclusion

I hope you enjoyed reading through this guide! This guide helps out anybody who's new to peeing in POSTAL 2. I'll try to update it if I missed anything important.

Thank you for reading!

[Penguin]

ez snacks

[ozzglor]

Thanks ecks

[Tsar]

this worked irl too

[System_Reb00t]

help i have gonorrhea

[a bitch of culture]

i odnt have experience peeing but this helped thanks

[FL1K4]

help im pissing blood

[Mr.SkeletonMan]

now make a guide on how to poop

[Zir Zoink]

Thanks for the guide, pissing is now half of my playtime in POSTAL 2!

[xtleonard]

Thank god, now I don't have to hold in all that urine anymore!

[Where is my deodorant]

super helpful